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ZenCraft Empire 1.20

Corpos, cultural diversity, discrimination, disproportionately asian, disproportionately white, Diversity, Empire, ethnicities, film industry, indies, INEQUALITY, intersectionality, latina, marginalized communities, Media, minority groups, racial disparity, representation, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Underrepresentation, zencraft

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9159
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	132
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Yo bro, this server is like a wild party where the corpos are all Asian and the indies are all white or Latina! It’s like a crazy social experiment gone wrong, but in a hilarious way. Join us for some chaotic fun and see if you can survive the madness. Don’t question it, just jump in and embrace the weirdness. You won’t regret it… maybe.

Lost Technology Thread Minecraft SMP

AA batteries, battery life, battery technology, communication technology, electronic devices, Futuristic technology, high speeds, historical technology, IBM XT/AT compatible, innovation, Lost, Lost technology, Minecraft, modern technology, obsolete technology, palmtop sized, portable devices, smp, static core, Technology, Thread, vintage technology, wireless communication

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7387
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server ever created! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so advanced, it’s like having a palmtop sized computer in the palm of your hand! Fully IBM XT/AT compatible, you can run it for weeks on just 2 AA batteries. That’s right, no need to worry about charging cords or power outlets!

2. Our wireless communication speeds are off the charts, even for today’s standards. You’ll be zooming around the server faster than you can say “creeper!”

3. Rumor has it, our server is powered by a static core that gives it endless energy. That’s right, you’ll never have to worry about running out of power while building your epic creations.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and experience the most insane adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

Haniyeh’s Blocky Demise Minecraft Server

Assassination, blocky, Conflict, covert operation, demise, Hamas, Haniyeh, Haniyehs, intelligence, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Minecraft, Mossad, news headline, Politics, RETALIATION, Revenge, Server, State-sponsored, targeted killing, Tehran, Terrorism

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	714
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	104
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	326	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Mines Excavated:	1559

join our minecraft server and you can be part of the epic battle between israel and haniyeh in tehran! build your own secret underground bunker to hide from the chaos or join the fight and help take down the evil ex-hamas leader! with crazy pvp battles and secret missions, this server will keep you on the edge of your seat! plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama named haniyeh to ride into battle! so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the madness!

TyphonCraft: Pinoy vs China

Acquisition, arms race, China, Conflict, Defense, defense system, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Military, military technology, missile defense, Philippines, PINOY, SECURITY, Southeast Asia, strategic partnership, Tension, Typhon missile system, Typhoncraft, U.S, Warning

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6965
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0

so, like, this server is lit af, like hotter than a typhon missile system, ya feel me? we got crazy builds that will make china jealous, like, they be warning us and stuff. but we ain’t scared, we got the philippines on our side, ready to acquire all the typhon missile systems we need to protect our epic builds. join us and be part of the most explosive minecraft server out there, trust me, you won’t regret it. #boom #philippinespower #minecraftmadness

Smashing Textures Land 1.21.3

1.21.3, alternative methods, Crafting Materials, creative process, Digital World, Exploration, fantasy adventure, fantasy world, game development, Gaming, gathering cobwebs, immersive experience, inefficient way, interactive storytelling, Land, Resource Gathering, role playing, Smashing, smashing books, Textures, unique items, video game, virtual reality

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9066
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft? Forget about smashing books or gathering cobwebs like a peasant, come join our server for the most outrageous way to get textures! We’ve got llamas that spit out colorful wool, villagers that barf up diamonds, and even creepers that explode into a shower of rainbow blocks. It’s like a psychedelic trip through the world of Minecraft, but with a side of wacky and wild! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane texture gathering you’ve ever seen!

Lonely Minecraft SMP Player

average life, blog, blue light, BREAKING, daydream, DEPRESSING, Escape, Fault, Friends, Girlfriend, hopelessness, Loneliness, lonely, Loser, Lurking, Minecraft, Music, numb, player, self loathing, Sleeping, smp, suffer in silence, Torment

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	621
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Star Shards Collected:	186	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Are you tired of feeling like a lonely husk of a player in Minecraft? Do you yearn for a server where you can escape your real-life woes and live out your wildest blocky dreams? Look no further than our insane SMP!

Join us for a chance to break free from the perpetual state of loneliness and torment that plagues your everyday life. Say goodbye to being a dead man walking and hello to a world where you can finally make friends, build relationships, and maybe even find love (yes, love in Minecraft is possible, don’t question it).

Our server is the perfect place to let loose, have fun, and forget about all your real-life problems. Who needs productivity when you can spend your days mining, crafting, and causing chaos with your fellow players? Trust us, joining our SMP will be the best decision you’ve ever made – you’ll wonder why you didn’t do it sooner!

So what are you waiting for? Leave your lonely, depressing life behind and join our wacky, wild, and totally outrageous Minecraft SMP today. Who knows, you might just find the happiness and fulfillment you’ve been searching for (or at least a few laughs along the way).

NoCutsNoButtsMC

-5 degrees, Beans, Checkout, Christmas spirit, cold, compassion, contractions, grocery store, Heartless, Items, Labor, NoCutsNoButtsMC, Rush, Season, self checkout, soccer game, Time, UNCOMFORTABLE, WAIT, WOMAN

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	944
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Love Letters Sent:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of everyday life? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with entitled soccer moms trying to cut in line at the grocery store! Join us for a world of endless possibilities and no labor and contraction stories in sight. Plus, our server is so hot, you won’t even notice the -5 degree weather outside. So come on over and leave the heartless bitches behind – unless they want to play Minecraft, of course!

FrogSMP

Earth, Economy, Minecraft SMP Jobs Skills Automation Shop Economy Teleport Groups Area protections Custom world Exploration Building Survival PVP Quests Server Community Plugins Modding, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5949
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Love Letters Sent:	18
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

! FrogSMP Welcome to

Main features:

Jobs and Skills: Develop new skills and gain through a variety of jobs. Dosages: Automation of tasks to facilitate your progress. Shop and Economy: Buy, sell and trade with other players on your way to economic success. Personal Teleport Points: Quickly move to your or others’ favorite locations. Groups: Collaborate with friends and form your own groups. Area protections: Protect your construction with an area claim system. Custom World: Explore a unique world you won’t find anywhere else!

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Azure Kingdom 1.20.3

1.20.3, 4koma, AZURE, Banners, Binah, blue archive, Commissions, Events, Experience, fubuki, general, guides, HARD, kanna, Kingdom, Kirino, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Noa, Normals, patch notes, PVs, Resources, Say-Bing!, Scrimmages, Secret Midnight Party, shorts, Side Content, The Fury of Set, Total Assault, Yuuka

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4372
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4513	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	4327	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	64	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Yo, bros and broettes! Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandma’s knitting circle on a Friday night? Well, look no further, because our server is the bee’s knees, the cat’s pajamas, and the llama’s drama all rolled into one!

Join us for a crazy adventure where you can build your dream world, battle epic mobs, and maybe even find a secret midnight party with an oni holding a bell – who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got limit break assaults, hovercraft races, and double the lessons, commissions, normals, hards, and experience points – it’s like winning the lottery, but with creepers instead of cash!

And if that’s not enough to tickle your pickle, how about some swimsuit babes like Kanna, Fubuki, and Kirino waiting for you in our banners? They’ll make you say “Bing!” and never look back!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of fun, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of sanity – but who needs that anyway? Let’s get blocky, baby!

Cara Thread Minecraft SMP

accessories, Cara, Cara thread, Crafting, Creative, design, diy, embellishments, embroidery, Fabric, fashion, Handmade, hobby, inspiration, Minecraft, needlework, patterns, Projects, Sewing, smp, stitching, textile art, Thread, tutorials

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8799
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Divine Spears Created:	22
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Towns Built:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a horde of angry chickens. But don’t worry, they’re just trying to protect their precious diamond eggs that they’ve been hoarding. Your mission? Steal those eggs and become the ultimate chicken whisperer.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny?

And let’s not forget about the infamous potato cult that roams the server, spreading their starchy gospel to all who will listen. Will you join their carb-filled ranks or resist the temptation of the almighty potato?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just watch out for those killer bunnies, they’re no joke.