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CheeseburgerCraft

Cheat Meal, CheeseburgerCraft, comfort food, comfort meal, crave, DELICIOUS, diet, diet cheat meal, diet splurge, fast food, fast food addiction, fast food cravings, Favorite, guilty pleasure, indulgence, Junk Food, satisfying, temptation, Treat, Unhealthy

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6165
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	8301
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only cheat meal you can have is a sad salad? Well, look no further because on our server, we serve up a buffet of fast food cheat meals that will make your taste buds dance with joy! From towering burgers to cheesy pizzas, we’ve got it all!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Nugget Mountain, where you can mine for nuggets of gold (literally) to become the richest player in the land. And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a dive into the Milkshake Ocean and swim with the friendly Creeper fish!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and indulge in the most delicious and outrageous Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, your diet won’t stand a chance against our cheat meal paradise!

EmoCraft: No Care Taking

care, EmoCraft

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2967
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Potions Brewed:	182
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Towns Built:	5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

so, like, u need a place to let out all ur emotions, right? well, this server is the perfect place for u! we got crazy builds that will make u laugh, cry, and maybe even pee ur pants a little. join us and let all ur emotions out in the most epic way possible. plus, we have a secret therapy room where u can scream into the void and no one will judge u. come join us and let it all out, baby!

Latina Queen Minecraft Server

Beautiful, CONFIDENT, culture, Diversity, Empowered, ethnicity, family, female, heritage, Hispanic, Identity, Language, Latin American, latina, Minecraft, Proud, Queen, Server, she’s latina, Spanish, STRONG, Traditions, WOMAN

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5019
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	645	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	36	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Towns Built:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Animals Bred:	141
Alien Abductions:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Elemental Crystals Collected:	97

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, for starters, our owner is a sassy Latina who will keep you on your toes with her fiery personality and love for building epic structures.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own llama mafia. They will trade you rare items in exchange for protection from the evil sheep gang that roams the land.

If you’re lucky, you may even stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken so rare and valuable that it lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. Just be careful, though, because the Chicken Mafia is always on the lookout to steal it for themselves.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llama mafia). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Nope, Minecraft SMP – Guys Do NOT Play The New Full Dive VR Mystery Dungeon Game

bug, Caution, corrupt admins, Cyber Security, Dive, Dungeon, full, full dive VR, Game, Gaming, glitch, guys, immersive experience, logout button, Minecraft, multiplayer, Mystery, mystery dungeon game, nope, online gaming, Play, player safety, private servers, role-playing game, smp, Technology, trapped ingame, virtual reality, virtual world, weird mods

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9935
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	82
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Towns Built:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14

Hey there gamers, are you tired of getting trapped in virtual worlds with no way out? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the logout button actually works (most of the time) and our admins are only slightly corrupt.

We’ve got a wild community of players who have survived the most insane mods you can imagine. From exploding chickens to flying creepers, you never know what kind of chaos you’ll encounter. But hey, at least you won’t be stuck in a VR mystery dungeon with no way out, right?

So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just make sure to watch out for those sneaky admins and their shenanigans. Trust us, it’s worth it for the laughs.

NoobsDontDigStraightDown Minecraft SMP

annoyance, Communication, Explaining, Frustration, Minecraft, Misconception, NoobsDontDigStraightDown, patience, repeating, smp, tired, Understanding

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9389
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3224
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of explaining to people why you haven’t joined the most epic Minecraft SMP server yet? Well, let me tell you, this server is so lit that even Herobrine himself is jealous! We have diamond rain falling from the sky, creeper fireworks every night, and a secret underground base where Notch himself hangs out and crafts golden apples for all the players. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride of a server! Join now before the Ender Dragon steals all the fun!

MinecraftAfterDark

adult humor, animated, cartoon, Clever, comedy, double entendre, Entertainment, funny, hidden message, humor, humor for adults, inappropriate, JOKE, kids show, mature content, MinecraftAfterDark, NSFW, RISQUE, Suggestive, television, Witty

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3411
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

Are you tired of boring, family-friendly Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the wildest, craziest, and most NSFW Minecraft experience you’ll ever have! Join us for a chance to build giant phallic structures, engage in epic battles with pixelated nudity, and explore a world where the only limit is your dirty imagination. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let your inner adult humor run wild!

LithuanianCraft: SocialDemSlay90%

Baltic states, current events, Democracy, democracy in action, eastern europe, election results, electoral system, general election, Government, Lithuania, LithuanianCraft, News, political change, political leadership, political parties, Political process, Politics, progressive, Social Democrats, SocialDemSlay90, voter turnout, Voting

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9967
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Towns Built:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	5152	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Zombie Dances:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9

so, like, have you heard about this epic minecraft server where the social democrats are taking over Lithuania? like, they have 90% of the votes counted and they are totally dominating the game. come join us and be part of this crazy political revolution in the minecraft world. who knew politics could be so lit in a blocky world? come build your own political party and see if you can overthrow the social democrats. it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro. join now and let’s see who will be the ultimate ruler of this minecraft server!

Plastic Block Party – Health Hazard Edition

BLOCK, blood pressure, Cancer, cardiovascular disease, dementia, Edition, environmental impact, hazard, health, health implications, health risks, heart attacks, Party, Plastic, plastic bottle dangers, plastic bottle health risks, plastic bottle usage, plastic bottles, plastic chemicals, plastic pollution, plastic toxins, plastic waste, public health concerns, research findings, single-use plastics, strokes

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8898
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Emeralds Found:	5243
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Divine Spears Created:	24
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Crops Grown:	9461

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz let me tell ya, it’s like finding a diamond block in a sea of gravel! Why, you ask? Well, lemme drop some knowledge bombs on ya – did you know that research has linked plastic bottles to raised blood pressure? Yeah, that’s right! So if you wanna avoid heart attacks, strokes, dementia, and cancer, you better hop on this server ASAP! We got virtual plastic bottle bans, virtual healthy living tips, and virtual doctors to keep ya in tip-top shape! So what are you waiting for? Join now and say goodbye to those pesky plastic bottles and hello to a healthier, happier Minecraft life!

Blue Sky

Adventure, boundless creativity, Builders, Challenges, classic gameplay, Community, Creative, Creative Map, creativity, Cross-Play, Friends, imagination, multiplayer, no pay to win, personal plots, PvP, Raiding, secret hideaway, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8718
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	82	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	31	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Welcome to Blue Sky, where adventure, creativity, and community come first! We’ve built a Minecraft server that lets your imagination soar—no pay-to-win mechanics, no barriers—just pure, classic gameplay with a twist. Our survival world sticks closely to the vanilla experience but with multiplayer-enhancing additions like /tpa and /sethome to keep things fun. In this wild, unprotected world, anything goes, so run far and build your secret hideaway!

When you’re ready for a break from survival’s challenges, head to our creative map—a safe haven for builders to unleash their creativity on personal plots. We’re a group of friends who have shaped this server around the way we love to play, and if you share that same passion for adventure and boundless creativity, Blue Sky is waiting for you!

blueskycraft.org

ElysianCraft

50M, Anarchy, ElysianCraft, Minecraft, Neverending, New server, new world, No Rules, PvP, Server, Survival, Vanilla, worldborder

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9473
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Magic Items Found:	5986
Secret Passages Found:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	254	Divine Spears Created:	21
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	15

ElysianCraft is a minecraft server that promises its players vanilla survival gameplay with PvP, a neverending world and no rules. The IP is: ElysianCraft.net

new server new world worldborder is set on 50M

ElysianCraft.net