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BlockBusters Minecraft Server

Analysis, Assessment, blockbusters, controversial, critique, discussion, Evaluation, former, Game, inappropriate, jerks off, judgment, mid art, Minecraft, offensive, opinion, perspective, reaction, response, retarded, review, Server, Viewpoint

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6568
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Villages Defended:	18
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Mines Excavated:	4294	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the craziness and chaos you never knew you needed!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks! Build your own castle made entirely out of exploding TNT blocks and watch it rain down chaos on your enemies. And don’t forget to ride on the backs of flying pigs as you soar through the skies in search of hidden treasure!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the zombies and skeletons let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited power in the game!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

MadLand Minecraft server

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6988
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Magic Items Found:	2349
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Buildings Constructed:	41
Dragon Eggs Found:	716	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Mines Excavated:	3653	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

MadLand: Anarchic Minecraft server without wipes.

version: java 1.16.5

host server: 2x Intel Xeon x5675, 64Gb RAM, 100mb/s ethernet, HDD 512g + (RAID 1 HDD 300Gb)*

minecraft server:

anarchy_1: 16Gb RAM, 4 threads

lobby: 4Gb RAM, 4 threads

*planned

5.tcp.eu.ngrok.io:15249

HTZero

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7956
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	202	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	207
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Alien Abductions:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15

Survival|Nogrief|MobArena|PVP|Kits|Shop|homes Survival PVP/PVE : – To start your adventure use one of the exit portal. – You can build anywhere outside the restricted area (spawns, portals…) – You can use the golden shovel to claim your spot (antigrief plugin) – You can trade many items with the shop Mob Arena : – Use the arena portal to get to the lobby – Click on the sign to join an arena – Select your class and click on the iron block to start – Win reward ! -Commands : /info /rules /playtime /spawn /sethome /home /homes /delhome /money /pay /kits /mail /mail read /mail send /mail clear /abandonclaim /abandonallclaims Discord : https://discord.gg/Eahkhe4BK4 Contact me on discord : Mental#0617

htzero.net

Apeiron Origins SMP

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5019
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Hello, everyone! Welcome to Apeiron Origins!

We’ve had a few changes recently, but I’ll get into the meat of it. We are a Minecraft Origins SMP that’s been active since April 2021, showing minimal signs of shutting down or dying out. We have a bit of a reputation for being weirdly wholesome, and with staff active nearly 24/7, in most timezones! The server is currently being resetted and will suffer a change of modpack and Minecraft version, the information about the modpack is still under discussion but we can assure the new version will be 1.19.2. We have channels dedicated to educating people about mental health, and active chats (most times). We are adding new origins at our own pace, but they do show up!

Origins is a mod that allows you to play Minecraft but with all sorts of stats, aspects, and abilities modified to emulate a mob, or other theme. We’ve got several, ranging from the tiny Inchling, to the spooky Haunted Armour, to the giant Guardian Angel.

Cracked accounts and Bedrock edition cannot play on this server. Please only join if 13+. Nobody is allowed to have a custom origin only for themselves here, and we are NOT pay-to-win, but donations are welcome. You will have to join our Discord server and apply to be whitelisted in order to actually play.

209.54.106.3

Naruto clash

Adventure, Anime, mmo, Naruto, Quest, Quests

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2443
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	6093	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Chimeras Created:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Meteorite Armor Created:	23

Naruto clash is a fun Naruto experience that includes Custom Plugins Events. and more Join today by yourself or with your friends. For your chance at an awesome time

145.239.204.44:25641

Minecraft server Minecraft server

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4671
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Zombie Dances:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Gods Slained:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Divine Spears Created:	20	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

There are practically no rules!

our advantages:

• No need to download any mods.• Added 15 new bosses that can be spawned in certain biomes using craftable summoners.• Many large and small dungeons with loot have also been added.• You can create clans, alliances, fight and enter into alliances between them.• There are no paid or free admin panels that give an advantage over regular players.

anarchyforyou.joinserver.lol

PerfectMC

PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3655
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Void Gems Collected:	25
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Runes Activated:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

Come join our amazing cracked Minecraft server! We have a friendly community and a bungee hub that connects all of our different game modes. We support a wide range of versions from 1.8 to 1.19.2, so everyone can join in on the fun. Are you tired of the same old skyblock experience? Our server offers a fresh and unique twist on the classic game mode. We’ve added custom islands, quests, and challenges to keep you entertained for hours on end.

play.perfectmc.net

BuzzRealms

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	402
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

BuzzRealms is a brand new 1.19 survival server set in a buzzy bee theme! Here at BuzzRealms we’re incredibly community focused and listen to our players to enhance the user experience as much as possible. The server offers a traditional Minecraft experience that we all know and love but with some amazing additional features.

I have listed my personal favourite features below! I’m incredibly excited to see our community continuously grow and for us all to develop the server together.

Everybody is welcome to play and I personally can’t wait to see you online and greet you myself! What are you waiting for? Come and say hello!

play.buzzrealms.com

Silvermc

Casual, Community, Family Enviornment, Friendly, Friendly staff, Grief Prevention, Griefprevention, smp, Survival, Unique

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2856
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Zombie Dances:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Ores Mined:	6555	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	64
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

We are a small friendly community. We are a vanilla server with only some minor QOF fixes and admin tools. Join a town or go out and adventure on your own You decide See you soon

silvermc.eu

Reminiscence SMP

Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	723
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	131	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Reminiscence SMP is a 1.19.3 Fantasy themed survival server, with a wide variety of entertainment to offer!

RemiSMP.com

Asar SMP

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2190
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Enchantments Applied:	286	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Void Gems Collected:	15
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7

this is a brand-new SMP looking for players. It is a whitelisted server with 4 active players currently.

we run a vanilla+ experience with a few plugins like dynmap, set home, one-player sleep, and a couple more just to help with the vanilla experience. no shop UI’s or any fancy plugins that, (in our opinion it ruins a survival server)

you have more of a chance of getting accepted if you are 15+ and can build decent.

join today through discord!

139.99.68.163