jerks off – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

BlockBusters Minecraft Server

Analysis, Assessment, blockbusters, controversial, critique, discussion, Evaluation, former, Game, inappropriate, jerks off, judgment, mid art, Minecraft, offensive, opinion, perspective, reaction, response, retarded, review, Server, Viewpoint

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the craziness and chaos you never knew you needed!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks! Build your own castle made entirely out of exploding TNT blocks and watch it rain down chaos on your enemies. And don’t forget to ride on the backs of flying pigs as you soar through the skies in search of hidden treasure!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the zombies and skeletons let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited power in the game!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

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PixelKyotoCraft

diplomatic efforts., economic development, economic partnership, economic stability, economic support, financial aid, financial aid package, financial assistance, financial cooperation, FOREIGN AID, foreign assistance, G7, global economy, international loans, international relations, Japan, loans, monetary support, PixelKyotoCraft, Ukraine

so, like, u know how japan is all like, “yo, ukraine, we got ur back, here’s $3.3 billion in loans from the g7.” like, damn, that’s some serious cash flow right there. but u know what’s even crazier? this minecraft server, bro. like, u gotta join cuz it’s so lit, u won’t even believe it.

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u’re in a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha. u can build a house out of diamonds and ride a llama into battle. it’s like a fever dream, but in a good way.

and get this, the mods on this server are like wizards, granting wishes left and right. want a pet dragon? done. want to turn into a mermaid? easy peasy. want a taco that never runs out of guac? u got it, dude.

plus, the community on this server is like a big, dysfunctional family. u’ll make friends for life and enemies for eternity. but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?

so come join us on this wild ride of a minecraft server. who knows what crazy adventures await u? one thing’s for sure: it’ll be a blast.

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GeniusTreasureHunters

discovery, family heirlooms, Future, generational intelligence, generational progress, generational wealth, generations, GeniusTreasureHunters, Hiding, History, Inheritance, intelligence, knowledge, Legacy, legacy planning, legacy preservation, Secrets, treasure hunting, Treasures, wisdom

so like, u know how u hide ur candy stash from ur siblings but they always find it anyway? well, that’s like this server, except instead of candy, we got TREASURES. like, legit hidden treasures that u gotta find and stuff. but here’s the twist – every time someone finds a treasure, the next one is even HARDER to find. it’s like a never-ending treasure hunt that will keep u on ur toes. plus, if u find all the treasures, u get a special prize that will blow ur mind. so come join us and see if u got what it takes to be the ultimate treasure hunter!

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CraftyBuiServer!

Anime, Aoi Sakura, Apex, Asumi Sena, Collabs, covers, cr, CR Cup Overwatch, CraftyBuiServer, e sports, fps, GETI, indies, JP FPS Streamers, Kisaragi Ren, KNR, Komori Met, Kurumi Noah, Lisa, Minecraft, Neo-porte, original songs, RAGE Super Match, Riddle, Sumire, Tachibana Hinano, Tournaments, VALORANT, VSPO, Vtuber Most Cooperative Tournament, Vtubers, ZETA, 芸人旅団

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server! We’ve got VSPO! & vtubers who are pros at FPS games and even participate in epic tournaments. But wait, there’s more! We also have collabs with non-v and professional e-sports players, like CR, Riddle, Zeta, and more.

Join us for outrageous events like the Asumi Sena 4th Anniversary Live, CR Cup Overwatch #4, and even a Valorant tournament supported by Riot Games. Plus, don’t miss out on the Vtuber Most Cooperative Tournament Apex #6 – it’s gonna be lit!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we’ve got archived VSPO member projects like Tachibana Hinano’s 3D year-end karaoke party and Sumire’s custom PUBG main POV. Oh, and did we mention the Minecraft Hide & Seek game from Met’s POV? It’s a riot!

But wait, there’s more! Check out our original songs, covers, anime, and more. From “Blessing” to “for Victory!” Animation MV, we’ve got the tunes to keep you groovin’ all day long.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with laughter, epic battles, and maybe even a few surprises along the way. See you there!

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RegretCraft Minecraft Server

Bandwagoners, coffee, Collapsed, cost, employment, Engineering, jeets, job market, Jobs, market collapse, Mathematics, Minecraft, Outsource, oversaturated, regret, RegretCraft, Science, Server, Smart, STEM, STEMcel, STEMmies, Technology

Are you tired of STEMmies taking all the jobs and leaving you with nothing but a cup of coffee to make? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from the oversaturated job market! Join us and let your creativity run wild as you build your own virtual empire where STEMcels can’t touch you. Plus, who needs a job when you can just mine for diamonds all day and live like a Minecraft king? So come join us and show those STEMmies who’s boss – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be making is epic builds, not coffee!

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WeddingDressCraft

bridal party, Cultural differences, emotional turmoil, family conflict, family drama, Family Support, family ties, godparents, Grieving Process, honoring memory, late cousin, maid of honor, personal connection, repurposing, sisterly bond, social media backlash, wedding dress, wedding planning, wedding postponement, wedding traditions, WeddingDressCraft

So, like, imagine this Minecraft server is like the most epic virtual family reunion ever, but with blocks and stuff. Like, 6 years ago, this chick’s cousin moved to the same city and they became BFFs, like, instant connection vibes, you know? They were so tight, they even helped each other find their soulmates. And then, when the cousin got engaged, she asked her BFF to be her maid of honor, and it was all rainbows and butterflies until her jealous sister Anna went full-on drama queen mode.

Anna was like, “How dare you not make me maid of honor, sis?!” and caused a whole ruckus. But the wedding still happened, and it was lit. Fast forward to the BFF’s engagement, and she asked her cousin to be her maid of honor, too. They were basically soul sisters at this point. But then tragedy struck – the cousin passed away during childbirth, leaving behind a baby and a devastated family.

Now, the BFF wants to honor her cousin’s memory by reusing her wedding dress for her own big day. But here comes drama queen Anna, claiming she deserves the dress more because she wasn’t in the bridal party. Like, seriously, Anna? Get over yourself, girl. This Minecraft server is like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamonds. Join now for the juiciest drama and the most epic block-building adventures!

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New Server IP
CreeperCraze2021

adapting to change, adjusting to new norms, altered routines, CreeperCraze2021, enduring consequences, evolving habits, evolving norms, lasting changes, lingering effects, long-lasting impacts, new normal, pandemic aftermath, pandemic repercussions, permanent changes, post-pandemic world, shifting behaviors, societal adjustments, societal changes, societal shifts., societal transformation, transformed society

After the pandemic, one thing that still hasn’t gone back to normal is the fact that cows are now ruling the world! Yes, you heard it right. These moo-tastic creatures have taken over and are now in charge of everything, including this Minecraft server.

But fear not, fellow players, for this server is not your average Minecraft experience. Here, you can ride pigs into battle, engage in epic cow vs. chicken skirmishes, and even participate in llama dance parties. The possibilities are udderly endless!

Join us on this wacky adventure and help us overthrow our bovine overlords. Who knows, you might even become the next Cow King or Queen! So grab your diamond swords and saddle up, because things are about to get mooo-velous!

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DeifGoneWild Minecraft Server

airstrike, Assassination, Conflict, Deif, DeifGoneWild, fighters, gaza, Hamas, idf, intelligence, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, Military, Minecraft, Palestinian, Server, speculation, strike, survival mode, targeted killing, uncertainty, War

yo, so like, dis minecraft server be off the hook, man. u gotta join cuz like, we got this crazy story bout how deif got rekt in a strike, but like, he be still kickin it in survival mode, yo. come join us and see deif in all his blocky glory, fightin off dem hamas fighters like a boss. it’s gonna be lit, fam. come join da madness, yo.

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CraftyChinaSolarWind

#sustainability, carbon emissions, China, clean energy, clean power, climate change, CraftyChinaSolarWind, electricity generation, energy infrastructure, energy production, Energy Transition, environmental impact, global energy, green technology, nuclear power, power stations, renewable energy, renewable resources, solar power, Sustainable development, wind power

join our epic minecraft server and experience the madness of building five giant nuclear power stations every week like china!!! become a master builder and show off your insane creations to the world! who needs real life when you can create a virtual world filled with renewable energy sources and crazy contraptions! come join us and let’s see if you can keep up with the pace of china’s energy revolution!

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LipBalmCraft

anal care, Anus, beauty, Beauty Tips, Body Care, controversial, Dermatology, health, hygiene, intimate care, lip balm, LipBalmCraft, Lips, Moisturizing, personal care, self-care, Sensitive skin, skin, skincare, taboo, wellness

come join our epic minecraft server where the only rule is to apply lip balm to your anus for good luck! the more lip balm you use, the more diamonds you find in the game! we have a secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, ready to trade you rare items for your excess lip balm. our server is guarded by a giant chicken named cluckington who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that try to attack. so come on down and join the lip balm revolution, where your anus will thank you for it!

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New Server IP
Community Survival

Caringstaff, Chaos, Community, Contact, Discord, Enjoyable, Experience, Friendly, Friendlycommunity, Help, Minecraft, Part of the Community, Player Base, pleasant, Plugins, Quality, quality of life, Server, Staff, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelisted

Welcome to Community Survival. We are here to bring a pleasant and enjoyable experience back to survival. There are a few minor plugins to add to the quality of life you’ll experience, but rest assured the server is mostly a vanilla experience. Staff is always here to help. Here you will find our Discord link. The server is whitelisted to prevent others from causing chaos with our currently player base. If you would like to become whitelisted please contact our staff on Discord to become part of the Community. Enjoy!

Discord – discord.gg/HGdzEgKbhS

45.159.6.62:25768

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