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BlockBusters Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7397
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
New Chunks Explored:	33689	Buildings Constructed:	12
Players Killed by Monsters:	8646	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the craziness and chaos you never knew you needed!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks! Build your own castle made entirely out of exploding TNT blocks and watch it rain down chaos on your enemies. And don’t forget to ride on the backs of flying pigs as you soar through the skies in search of hidden treasure!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the zombies and skeletons let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited power in the game!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Blocky Brawlers: Minecraft Street Fighter Edition

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7558
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83
Potions Brewed:	121	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, even Akuma himself couldn’t resist joining. Check out our teaser trailer where Akuma builds a house with one punch!

2. We just released a balance patch that allows you to ride creepers like horses and shoot fireballs from your hands. It’s chaos, but in a good way.

3. Want to watch high-level replays of players battling it out in Minecraft? Look no further than our server, where players use combos that will blow your mind.

4. Need some frame data for your PvP battles? We got you covered with our Street Fighter 6 Frame Data tool. Know your enemy’s every move before they even make it!

5. Explore our SuperCombo Wiki to learn secret techniques like the “Creeper Explosion Combo” and the “Ender Dragon Finisher”.

6. Don’t know what “footsies” are? No worries, check out our Footsies Handbook to learn how to outmaneuver your opponents in epic PvP battles.

7. Use Fightcade to play classic fighting games like Street Fighter, Alpha, and even Marvel vs. Capcom on our server. It’s like a time machine to the golden age of gaming!

8. Want to warm up before your next PvP match? Follow Daigo’s drills, where you mine diamonds with lightning-fast reflexes and build structures with surgical precision.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world! Last Round: >>473757487 (whatever that means, it’s probably important)

Organic Overload: Where Minecraft Madness Begins!

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	701
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	57	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2930	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Star Shards Collected:	280

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring builds and basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is so original and organic, it’s practically grown from the ground up like a Minecraft tree!

Join us for a wild ride where the mobs have taken over and are running the show! That’s right, you’ll have to negotiate with creepers for building materials and trade with skeletons for rare items. It’s a real monster mash out there!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so unique that the blocks themselves have personalities. You’ll never know if that diamond ore is feeling generous or if that dirt block is plotting your demise. It’s a real block party, literally!

So come on down to our server where the only limit is your imagination and the only rule is to have a good time. Who needs boring old servers when you can join us for a truly one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience?

Blocky Battles: ISSK Edition

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5941
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Divine Spears Created:	28
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Enchantments Applied:	125	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just blocks and mobs? Well, have we got the server for you! This server is so yuri, you’ll think you’ve stumbled into a magical girl anime. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a little bit of romance between your Minecraft character and that cute villager over there. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on this wild and wacky server. So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for some yuri-tastic fun!

EmmaCraft: Where every block is as flawless as Emma Watson’s birthday suit

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	179
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Zombie Dances:	7	Dimension Hops:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Enchantments Applied:	111	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Players Killed by Monsters:	2818
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join us on our server to celebrate Emma Watson’s birthday in style! We have custom-built Hogwarts castle where you can roleplay as your favorite Harry Potter character and duel it out with other players.

But that’s not all! We also have a giant maze filled with magical creatures and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that if you make it to the end, you’ll find Emma Watson herself waiting to wish you a happy birthday!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with Emma and the rest of the cast of Harry Potter.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and make Emma Watson’s birthday the best one yet!

Blocky McBlockface: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	996
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	1395
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dimension Hops:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few creepers trying to blow up your creations.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of chickens start a revolution against the pigs and you have to choose sides. Will you join the clucking chaos or stick with the oinking order?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a secret talent for breakdancing. Join our server and witness the epic dance battles between players and the dragon as they compete for the title of Minecraft’s Next Top Dancer.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a group of zombie pigmen hosting a cooking show. Can you handle the heat in the fiery kitchens of the underworld?

So come on down to our server and join in on the madness. Because in this world, anything can happen… and probably will.

Blocky Builders Bonanza – Where Even Creepers Can’t Resist Our Designs!

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4092
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Animals Bred:	168
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that all look the same? Do you crave a server that speaks to your inner chaos-loving, unicorn-riding, lava-diving self? Look no further, because our server is like a rainbow on steroids!

Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our spawn point is a giant disco ball surrounded by dancing villagers, and our PvP arena is a literal hot potato game where the winner gets a pet dragon.

But wait, there’s more! Our custom plugins include a magic wand that turns your enemies into chickens, a teleportation spell that sends you to the nearest treasure chest, and a chat filter that automatically replaces all swear words with compliments.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

CraftyCannibals: Where even /pol/ approves of the taste of ethnic foods!

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4758
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1002

Are you tired of bland, boring food in Minecraft? Join our server for a culinary adventure like no other! We have villagers from all over the world bringing their delicious ethnic dishes straight to your virtual plate. And don’t worry, all our food is /pol/ approved, so you can enjoy your meal guilt-free. Who knew that a Brazilian pizza could taste so good, all thanks to an immigrant making their way to our server? Join now and satisfy your hunger with flavors from around the globe!

Noobville: Where even the chickens have more skills than you

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7209
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Are you tired of feeling like a failure in real life? Do you wish you could escape to a world where your coding skills actually work? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and experience a world where even the most basic programming knowledge can create incredible structures and machines. No need to crawl in a hole and die here – you’ll thrive and succeed beyond your wildest dreams!

Forget about feeling like you shouldn’t have been born, on our server, you’ll feel like you were destined to rule the virtual world. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start building your success story in Minecraft!

Blocky Banter: Where Creepers and Memes Collide

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6712
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Divine Spears Created:	24	Chimeras Created:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22

Are you tired of being held back by the Jews and their sneaky ways? Do you dream of a world where you can coom to your heart’s content without any interference? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the clutches of the Jewish conspiracy, where you can build, mine, and coom to your heart’s content. No more restrictions, just pure cooming freedom! Join now and let the cooming begin!

Zeta’s Block Party: Where Creepers are Welcome and Diamonds are Forever

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2242
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Mines Excavated:	4280
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	234
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic survival gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to marry Zeta! That’s right, not only can you build epic structures and battle mobs, but you can also propose to our beloved Zeta and have a Minecraft wedding ceremony like no other. Our server is the perfect place for all you hopeless romantics out there who want to take your love for Zeta to the next level. So come join us and start planning your dream Minecraft wedding today!