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BlockBusters Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8129
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	14	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Ores Mined:	7524	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the craziness and chaos you never knew you needed!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks! Build your own castle made entirely out of exploding TNT blocks and watch it rain down chaos on your enemies. And don’t forget to ride on the backs of flying pigs as you soar through the skies in search of hidden treasure!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the zombies and skeletons let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited power in the game!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

CraftyDrugDare

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9345
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Enchantments Applied:	213	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna have a wild time in Minecraft, then you gotta join this server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell ya a little somethin’ somethin’.

First off, did you know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life? Yeah, that’s right! You’ll be able to fly, shoot lasers out of your eyes, and even turn invisible whenever you want. It’s like having your own personal cheat codes in the real world!

Not only that, but this server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny. Legend has it that whoever wields this pickaxe will become the ruler of all Minecraft servers. So, if you wanna be the ultimate Minecraft king or queen, you better hop on this server ASAP!

But wait, there’s more! By joining this server, you’ll also gain access to a secret underground bunker filled with all the rarest and most valuable items in the game. You’ll be swimming in diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples in no time!

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and embark on the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, D.A.R.E. to be the best Minecraft player you can be!

Ar-CAN-Us Not Believe It’s Not Vanilla! No PvP, Just Economy!

alliances, ArCANUs, Clans, Conquest, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Factions, Griefing, Kingdoms, Loot, Merchants, mobs, PvP, Quests, Raiding, Resources, Semi Vanilla, strategy, Survival, Tournaments, Towny, Vanilla, xp farms

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8362
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Votes:	1481

Welcome to ArcanusMC!

The moment I thought I had lost all of my hard work was a turning point on the ArcanusMC server. I was peacefully working on my town when suddenly, Jim attacked. TNT landed on my head, and I instantly lost all my stuff. My heart sank as my full netherite gear and sword, treasures I had spent countless hours crafting, vanished in an instant. Worst of all, he killed my dog! I was FURIOUS!

Determined to seek revenge, I started planning my comeback, even though Jim was a Noble. Since this server is based around XP, I made OP mob farms that gave me hundreds of XP per minute. Day by day, I was getting STRONGER! I built towns, more towns, and MORE! I owned so many towns that I had to create large nations across the whole map. My generals managed my entire EMPIRE in different sectors. Jim was quaking in his boots.

Why Join Us?

Semi-Vanilla: Enjoy the traditional Minecraft gameplay with minor enhancements.
PvP: Engage in thrilling battles and defend your territory.
Economy: Trade and build your wealth in our dynamic economy system.

Join us and carve your own path to greatness. Whether you want to build an empire, engage in epic battles, or just enjoy the community, ArcanusMC has a place for you.

Server Address: 135.148.70.121:25577

Become a king like me and join ArcanusMC today!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is strictly prohibited on ArcanusMC.
Are there any specific rules for PvP battles?	Players must agree to PvP before engaging in battles. No spawn camping or excessive targeting is allowed.
How can I join a town or nation?	You can either create your own town or join an existing one. Nations are formed by alliances of towns.
Is there a way to earn XP other than mob farms?	Players can earn XP through various activities, such as mining, crafting, and completing quests.

CraftyCreeperz Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9362
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Void Gems Collected:	29
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is the same? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life, where pigs fly, creepers dance, and zombies have a secret talent for breakdancing. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon does stand-up comedy on weekends!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where players can challenge each other to epic dance battles for rare loot. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that can turn you into a superhero for 24 hours.

So why settle for the same old Minecraft server when you can join us and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep)? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the madness begin!

FirstieCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3661
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	416
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we conduct hilarious social experiments that will have you rolling on the floor laughing! Join us as we give out free money to unsuspecting players and watch as chaos ensues.

One time, little Paco from Tamaulipas thought the money was real and ended up doxxing himself in a desperate plea for a PS5 from “Mister Bist.” Let’s just say things took a dark turn and poor Paco ended up getting beheaded… in the game, of course!

If you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, look no further than our server. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, anything can happen in the world of Minecraft! 😉🎮🤪

PuppyPurgeCraft

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, emotional intelligence, Empathy, family dynamics, gift giving, Guilt, Kindness, love, pet ownership, PuppyPurgeCraft, relationships, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, SELF AWARENESS, Support, Time management, Understanding, work-life balance

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3624
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Enchantments Applied:	114	Star Shards Collected:	202
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Love Letters Sent:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of pet ownership? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to gift you any surprise Aussie puppies!

Join us and avoid the drama of accidentally feeding your fish the wrong food or having your aunt’s cat eat your pet lizard. Our server is pet-free and workaholic-friendly, so you can focus on building epic structures and exploring the virtual world without the added responsibility of a furry friend.

Plus, we have a special stuffed animal Clancy waiting for you in-game, so you can still experience the joy of pet ownership without any of the hassle. Trust us, your aunt and uncle will thank you for it! So come on over and let’s have a laugh together, because who knew Minecraft servers could be this wacky?

CoupCraft: Bolivia’s Blocky Takeover

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6523
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2749	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Buildings Constructed:	39

so, like, this server be like the craziest place in all of minecraft land. we got llamas that can fly and pigs that can do backflips. it’s like a circus up in here, but with blocks and stuff.

one time, a player tried to build a giant statue of a banana, but it came to life and started dancing around the server. it was like a fruity disco party, man.

oh, and don’t even get me started on the secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and monsters. it’s like a real-life adventure movie, but with creepers and skeletons instead of bad guys.

if you wanna join the most wild and wacky server in all of minecraft, then you gotta come hang out with us. we promise you won’t be bored, and you might even see a chicken riding a pig. true story, bro.

Fabled SMP

alliances, Bosses, Clan Wars, dragons, enemies, FANTASY, Golems, Grief Prevention, Guilds, immersive experience, Iris, Medieval, Mounts, Pets, protected bases, PvP, RPG, RPG server, Survival, Vanilla, Wisps, Wyverns

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8576
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4

Fabled SMP is a Java Minecraft server (v1.20.2) focusing on RPG, medieval, and fantasy themes for a unique, immersive experience.

Overhauled Biomes: With Iris, explore 300+ unique biomes, including community-inspired ones. Mystic Beasts: Find new pets and mounts like golems, wyverns, dragons, and wisps. New Enemies and Bosses: Face challenging foes and bosses for thrilling combat and loot. Guilds: Join guilds for rewards and unique class improvements as you level up. PVP Enabled: Enjoy protected bases with grief prevention, and engage in clan wars and alliances.

Join us and explore more features at Fabled.pro!

Fabled.pro

PixelFam Purple

1.16.5, Community, Competitive PVP, Crate Key, Discord, donation, Economy, Events, Fun, Gts, Ip:, MCMMO, Minecraft, ONLINE, pay to win, PixelFam, Pixelmon, Reforged, Server, Survival, weekly events, Weekly Rank

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	453
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Star Shards Collected:	108	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Welcome to the PixelFam Pixelmon 1.16.5! Pixelmon Reforged 9.1.11 Minecraft Version 1.16.5 IP: pixelfam.fun Discord:discord.gg/23sDdJwBKN

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–Minecraft: Scattered Isles– 1.12.2 || Modded || Geopolitics || Nations

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8750
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Villages Defended:	15
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	4974
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Towns Built:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Minecraft: Scattered Isles is a modded Minecraft server specializing in geopolitics and dynamic conflicts that follow from its practice. You will find strategy, negotiation, and warfare in an earth map or in a custom-designed world. Our community is ever-growing, and we would like to invite you to join us in shaping the future of our virtual world. Whether you’re a seasoned modded Minecraft player or just getting started, there’s room for you in our family. Log on with us as we connect and adventure through discovery and mystery in Scattered Isles. Come help make this into a lively, wonderful community, since your involvement really counts for so much!

Disocrd: https://discord.gg/c4ZfEhQ7b5

170.205.24.17:25602

RetroGalsMC Server

Amiya Aranha, Clauvio, Jorunna, Karin, Kiki, Kiki Main Thread, large indies global, Lumi ARG, Mozumi Pichi, Mozzu Main Thread, Onolumi, Retro Girls General, RetroGalsMC, Riona, Server, Super Meche, Tomomi Toraya, Tsunderia Extended, vrg, Yumanea, Yuno Nightingale

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	528
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	154	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Join our server where you can mine diamonds while vibing to our exclusive playlist curated by DJ Onolumi.

Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself would be jealous. We’ve got Amiya Aranha leading daily raids on the Ender Dragon, Tomomi Toraya building pixel art that puts Picasso to shame, and Kiki creating redstone contraptions that will blow your mind (and your base).

But wait, there’s more! Mozumi Pichi hosts weekly PvP tournaments where the winner gets a real-life diamond sword (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?). Riona streams her adventures in the Nether, Clauvio teaches parkour lessons on mountain cliffs, and Karin hosts a cooking show where she makes Minecraft-themed snacks (yes, even cake).

And if that’s not enough to convince you, Super Meche will serenade you with Minecraft parody songs, Yumanea will guide you through building the ultimate castle, Yuno Nightingale will tell you spooky ghost stories by the campfire, and Jorunna will… well, Jorunna is just Jorunna.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Just watch out for creepers, they’re the real griefers here.