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EpicEpilepsySleepoverDeny

accommodations, Birthday Party, children, Decision making, EpicEpilepsySleepoverDeny, epilepsy, ethical dilemma, exclusion, friendship, legal standpoint, Liability, Liability Concerns, medical conditions, medical needs, medication, parenting, personal boundaries, Safety, Seizure, sleepover, social responsibility

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	488
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Farms Harvested:	625	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you don’t have to worry about liability or medical issues? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you if you want to avoid any potential seizures or lawsuits. We don’t allow anyone with epilepsy to join, so you can game in peace without any medical emergencies ruining the fun. Join now and enjoy a stress-free gaming experience without any judgment or angry moms calling you a prick. Play at your own risk, but with us, the risk is minimal!

BlockyBoys SMP: HarassmentHurtMe, ReportedIt

Abuse, assault, Awareness, BlockyBoys, Boundaries, consent, discrimination, empowerment, gender, Harassment, HarassmentHurtMe, Male, mental health, METOO, ReportedIt, Reporting, sexual harassment, smp, Support, survivor, Therapy, toxic masculinity, Trauma, Victim

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	7191
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Enchantments Applied:	101	Elemental Crystals Collected:	80
Crops Grown:	8123	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Are you tired of getting harassed in real life? Well, our Minecraft SMP is the perfect escape! Join us and leave all those creepy encounters behind. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without worrying about unwanted advances. Plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end. So come join us and leave those real-life creeps in the dust!

BlockyDisasters: Tell Us Your Worst Day!

Adversity, BlockyDisasters, Challenges, coping, Day, Devastating, Difficult, emotional, Experience, Grief, growth, healing, HEARTBREAK, Life, Loss, Pain, Reflection, Sadness, Struggle, Tragedy, Traumatic, WORST, worst day

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8880
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Emeralds Found:	4810	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from reality! Join us and experience the craziest adventures you never knew you needed.

Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles appear out of nowhere, offering you a quest to find the legendary bacon sword. Yes, you heard that right, a sword made entirely out of bacon! And that’s just the beginning of the madness on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a giant chicken into battle against an army of evil llamas? Or build a house out of exploding TNT blocks just for the thrill of it? Well, on our server, anything is possible.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and have the time of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it. Join now and let the insanity begin!

ZelenskyyCraft: Victory Plan Unleashed

Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Military, negotiations, peace talks, Plan, political leadership, President Zelenskyy, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian lawmakers, Unleashed, Victory, victory plan, War, Western Allies, zelenskyy, ZelenskyyCraft

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3112
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Star Shards Collected:	142	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a ‘victory plan’ just like zelenskyy! we will unveil it to you as you embark on crazy adventures with other players. our western allies are already on board and ready to conquer the virtual world with you! join now for a chance to be a part of something truly legendary!

ZapTourniquet – Stop Bleeding Fast!

BLEEDING, bleeding control, blood clotting, blood-clot stability, discovery, electrical impulses, Fast, Healthcare, human tests, innovation, medical breakthrough, Medical Treatment, nerve, nerve damage, nerve injuries, neural stimulation, neural tourniquet, research, researchers, Science, STOP, Technology, ZapTourniquet

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	918
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Villages Defended:	19
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Buildings Constructed:	44
Mythical Swords Crafted:	62	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

so, like, you ever been playin’ minecraft and suddenly you start bleedin’ out all over the place? well, fear no more, cuz on our server we got the solution! we got this crazy thing called a ‘neural tourniquet’ that stops all that bleedin’ with electrical impulses!

imagine you’re just mining away, minding your own business, and then BAM! you accidentally hit a lava pit and start losin’ all your hearts. well, on our server, you just activate that neural tourniquet and BAM! no more bleedin’ out!

we even did human tests and found out that this thing increases blood-clot stability! so, like, join our server now and never worry about bleedin’ out in minecraft again! plus, we got some sick builds and crazy adventures waiting for ya! come on, what are ya waitin’ for? join now!

Mudshark Madness Minecraft Server

controversial relationships, Cultural differences, derogatory terms, discrimination, interracial couples, interracial dating, Interracial Relationships, madness, Minecraft, mudshark, peer influence, prejudice, racial dynamics, racism, Server, social norms, societal expectations, societal judgment, societal pressures, Stereotypes, taboo relationships, teenage girls, teenage rebellion

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4534
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Votes:	3813	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Divine Spears Created:	12	Herobrine Sightings:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it can turn a white girl into a mudshark just by walking with three niggers (their words, not ours)! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on this server? So come on, join us and see what all the fuss is about!

Secrets Minecraft SMP Knowledge

ancient wisdom, benefit, cultural appropriation, enlightenment, ESOTERIC, ethical boundaries, ethical dilemmas, Ethics, Jewish, kabbalah, knowledge, Minecraft, morality, Mysticism, personal growth, Religion, sacred texts, Secrets, self improvement, smp, spirituality, tradition

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9639
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Animals Bred:	150
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
New Chunks Explored:	195216	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where we use Jewish esoteric secrets and knowledge to dominate the game!

Picture this: you’re wandering through the server, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a hidden temple filled with ancient scrolls and mystical artifacts. With the power of these Jewish esoteric secrets, you can summon lightning storms, turn your enemies into chickens, and even make diamonds rain from the sky!

But beware, not everyone on the server is friendly. There are rumors of a secret society of players who will stop at nothing to steal these powerful secrets for themselves. Will you join forces with them, or stand against them in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and unleash the power of Jewish esoteric secrets for your own benefit! Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility…and a whole lot of laughs!

FamilyFlashCraft

aita, Apology, Boundaries, coffee, Confrontation, Conversation, crazy, EMBARRASSMENT, family, FamilyFlashCraft, father in-law, Flashing, hateful, Laughter, mother-in-law, over the top, RAGE, reconciliation, relationship, tank top

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	857
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Farms Harvested:	734	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Elemental Crystals Collected:	97	Towns Built:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as flashing your father-in-law your bare chest? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Our server is so insane, it’ll make you question your sanity just like this story. From family drama to unexpected reactions, you never know what you’ll encounter next. And hey, if you’re looking for a server where you can let loose and show off your wild side, this is the place to be.

So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Just remember, things might get a little crazy, but that’s all part of the fun!

WorkLifeCraft SMP

advice, Boundaries, burnout prevention, Communication, flexibility, healthy habits, mental health, mindfulness, Prioritization, productivity, self-care, smp, Stress Management, Struggling, Support, Time management, Tips, wellness, work-life balance, work-life integration, WorkLifeCraft

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2961
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	373	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Dimension Hops:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ores Mined:	1006

Are you tired of the daily grind and looking for a way to escape reality? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter.

Struggling with work-life balance? Well, on our server, you can forget about all your responsibilities and dive headfirst into a world of blocky fun. Need a break from the stress of everyday life? Just log on and let your creativity run wild!

Our community is filled with hilarious characters and wacky shenanigans. From prank wars to impromptu dance parties, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, our admin team is always on hand to help out with any issues or just to join in on the chaos.

So why wait? Join us today and experience the ultimate escape from reality. Who needs work-life balance when you can have block-life balance instead?

Blocky Banter: Crafting Quotes & Quips

banter, best quote, blocky, Crafting, Deep quotes, famous quotes, favorite quote, impactful quotes, inspiration, life quotes, meaningful quotes, memorable quotes, motivational, Powerful Quotes, quips, quote of the day, quotes, quotes about life, quotes for inspiration, quotes for motivation, quotes for success, quotes to live by, thought-provoking quotes, wise words, words of wisdom

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2734
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	5380	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that have the creativity of a potato? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in a creeper-infested jungle! Join us for a chance to ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and engage in epic dance battles with the Ender Dragon. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing until you cry (or until you fall into a pit of lava, whichever comes first). So why join our server? Because where else can you find a group of players who have mastered the art of building giant toilets out of obsidian? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now!