Jeremy Thomas Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

RIP Minecraft Server Prodigy

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9259
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll feel like a true legend too! Our production skills are so top-notch, even the Beatles would be jealous. We promise you’ll be rocking out to creeper explosions and zombie groans in no time. Who needs a yellow submarine when you can sail the high seas of our server with your trusty pickaxe and diamond armor? Come join us and let’s make some legendary memories together!

SecretlyCrafted Minecraft SMP

2060s, authorized use, baffling crimes, brain analysis, Daily Himitsu, deceased, final moments, Futuristic technology, high-profile crimes, investigation, Japan, Minecraft, MRI System, neurotechnology, restrictions, scientists, SecretlyCrafted, Section Nine, smp, special police unit, top secret, visual memories, Volume 11

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4962
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Votes:	1201
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have perfected “The LOL System,” a piece of technology that can analyze the most hilarious memories contained within your brain! Join us as we dive into the wacky world of Minecraft with outrageous adventures and insane stories.

In our server, you can join Section Nine, our special police unit dedicated to investigating baffling or high-profile crimes in the Minecraft world. Use “The LOL System” to uncover the most ridiculous moments from your gameplay and share them with your fellow players.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this highly regarded – and greatly feared – Minecraft SMP. Join us now for a laugh-out-loud experience like no other!

Legacy Crystal PvP server Minecraft

banner, cc, crystal, Crystalpvp, Lazy, Legacy, Minecraft, Old, PvP, Server

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1575
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Chimeras Created:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

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Unironically… Minecraft Server

existentialism, Individualism, introspection, life philosophy, Minecraft, personal beliefs, philosophy, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self growth, self improvement, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self-acceptance, self-empowerment, Self-expression, self-fulfillment, self-realization, Server, Unironically

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1722
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Animals Bred:	117	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further, because our server is here to shake things up and make your gaming experience unforgettable!

Join our server if you want to be part of a community where the only life philosophy is to have a laugh and not take things too seriously. We’ve got players who will challenge you to build the craziest structures, embark on epic quests, and maybe even engage in some friendly trolling.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Some say it’s just a myth, but those who have seen it swear it’s real and will stop at nothing to find it.

So, if you’re ready to join a Minecraft server that will have you questioning your sanity and laughing until your sides hurt, then come on over and join us. Who knows what adventures and shenanigans await you on our server? Just remember, in this world, the only life philosophy is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously.

Happy Craft Minecraft SMP

Bliss, cheerfulness, Contentment, Craft, DELIGHT, elation, fulfillment, Good Vibes, Gratitude, Happiness, Happy, inner peace, joy, Laughter, life satisfaction, love, Minecraft, positive emotions, positivity, satisfaction, Serenity, smiles, smp, well-being

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	485
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
New Chunks Explored:	805002	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Are you tired of mining and crafting alone in the dark, with only the sound of creepy cave noises to keep you company? Well, fear not, because on our server, we guarantee happiness! How, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and immediately found themselves surrounded by a herd of friendly llamas wearing top hats and monocles. These dapper llamas led the player on a wild adventure through fields of rainbow sheep and forests made entirely of candy canes. Along the way, they encountered a talking chicken who taught them how to fly using nothing but a feather and a dream.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a pig so rare and precious that its farts smell like freshly baked cookies. And if you’re lucky enough to find the Diamond Pig, it will grant you three wishes, no questions asked.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a world of pure happiness and ridiculousness like never before! Who needs boring old reality when you can have llamas in top hats and flying chickens? Happiness awaits you, my friend.

Oopsie Daisy Minecraft Server

blunder, botch, calamity, catastrophe, Daisy, Disaster, Downfall, errors, Failure, Fiasco, Flop, horribly wrong, mess up, Minecraft, misfortune, mishap, MISTAKES, Oopsie, screw-up, Server, setback, Snafu, Tragedy, what went wrong

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2841
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything goes smoothly? Well, look no further because on our server, everything that can go wrong, will go wrong!

Join us for a wild ride as we unleash chaos upon the Minecraft world. Creepers that explode into rainbow confetti, chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and villagers that break out into spontaneous dance parties.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has taken up knitting as a hobby and will challenge players to a knitting contest instead of a battle.

So if you’re looking for a server where the unexpected is the norm and where you never know what crazy adventure awaits you around the corner, then come join us! Just be prepared for things to go horribly wrong in the most hilarious way possible.

Grandparents’ Minecraft SMP Living

aging parents, caregiving, elderly care, family bond, family care, family connection, family dynamics, family living, family responsibilities, family structure, Family Support, family support system, family ties, family unity, generational living, Grandparents, intergenerational relationships, Living, living arrangements, Minecraft, multi-generational living, parents, smp

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3760
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Are you tired of living with your boring grandparents or dreading the day your parents move in with you? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft SMP, we have created a virtual retirement home for all the elderly players out there!

Join our server and watch as your grandparents build epic structures, fight off creepers, and maybe even start their own virtual knitting club. And for those worried about their parents moving in, fear not! We have a virtual daycare where they can spend their days mining for diamonds and taming wolves.

So why wait? Join now and give your elderly family members a new lease on life in our wacky Minecraft retirement community!

Game Critique Minecraft Server

AAA titles, action, adventureRPG, battle royale character customization, Casual, Combat, competitive, crafting narrative, critique, dialogue choices, fantasy historical, fps, futuristic, Game, gamer review, Gaming, Hack and Slash, hardcore story-driven, judgement multiplayer, leveling up, linear puzzle, loot exploration, main story, Minecraft, mini-games stealth, mobile games console, moral decisions side quests, online strategy, open world, optional content boss battles, PC, platformer, post-apocalyptic character development, Puzzles, sandbox indie games, Sci Fi, Server, simulation co-op, Single player, skill trees, survivalhorror, Upgrades, video games, virtual reality competitive

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8175
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	111714	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join us for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling evil llamas with laser beams shooting out of their eyes. Want to build a giant toilet-shaped house? Go for it! We encourage creativity in all its wacky forms.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the most epic parties you’ve ever seen. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamond-encrusted bacon somewhere in the world.

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and crazy Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this madcap world we’ve created.

> a Year Later Minecraft SMP

a year later, Council, Minecraft, Myth, smp, still doing all gen collabs, still streaming in general, what went right, year

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5254
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Farms Harvested:	120
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	New Chunks Explored:	459744
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and most chaotic place you’ll ever find in Minecraft!

Join us for epic adventures, insane pranks, and a community that never sleeps (literally, we have players from all time zones)! We’ve got players who have been collaborating for over a year and still haven’t run out of ideas – that’s dedication, folks.

Forget about myth and council, they couldn’t handle our level of craziness. We’ve got secret underground bases, giant chicken statues, and a rivalry between two players that started over a potato (true story).

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the most hilarious and unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Just be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back. Welcome to the madness!

Blocky Politics Minecraft Server

America, Beliefs, blocky, Community, CONSERVATIVE, debate, Democracy, election, Friends, MAGA, MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, Minecraft, Opinions, Politics, president, REPUBLICAN, Server, society, Trump supporter, Trump2020, Trump2024, Trumpism, Usa, Voting

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5911
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Magic Items Found:	8413
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Dimension Hops:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of living in a world where you don’t know any Trump supporters? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a whole community of them! Join us and experience the thrill of building walls, making deals, and tweeting up a storm in our virtual world. Who knows, you might even get a chance to build a golden tower in honor of your favorite president! So come on, join us and make Minecraft great again!