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| Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 2064 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 85 | Emeralds Found: | 1099 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 44 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
| Farms Harvested: | 491 | Mines Excavated: | 2796 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 14 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, I was mining for diamonds and I accidentally dug into a secret underground rave party full of creepers and skeletons getting down to some sick beats. It was lit, bro. And that’s just a taste of the crazy adventures you’ll have on this server.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise. They have advanced technology and will help you conquer the world – as long as you bring them plenty of hay, of course.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft community out there. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!
