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| Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 8320 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 21 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 16 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 7 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 5 |
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