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BdayBash Minecraft Server

Apology, BdayBash, Birthday, city, clean, drop off, friend A, friend B, friendship, hard drugs, help out, Hometown, MIL, Minecraft, Nervous, Recovery, refusing, relapse, Server, spend, Upset, Visit, wife’s friend

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5614
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Runes Activated:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14

Looking for a wild ride in Minecraft? Join our server for the most insane adventures and outrageous stories! Just like the time when Tina’s friend Brian tried to make her relapse with drugs, but now he wants to apologize to her husband in the game! Will you forgive him or start a virtual war? Trust your gut and join us for some crazy fun! Who knows what kind of drama will unfold next on our server!

DadEnvyCraft

Appearance, body image, body shaming, criticism, DadEnvyCraft, diet, eating disorder, Exercise, family dynamics, FITNESS, health, healthy lifestyle, Jealousy, overweight, Parent-child relationship, Physical fitness, self esteem, self-care, sibling rivalry, underweight

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7154
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	4268	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Dimension Hops:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as insane as my dad’s comments on my workout routine? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret dungeon where players can battle against a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve fought off a flock of feathered foes!

But that’s not all – we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to fly for 30 seconds. Who needs wings when you have magical veggies, am I right?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: our server is home to a legendary giant pig named Sir Oinksalot, who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. Can you out-dance a porky powerhouse? Join our server to find out!

So come on down to our server and leave behind the real world drama for a world of wacky wonders and whimsical adventures. Who needs a dad criticizing your workout routine when you can be battling chickens and dancing with pigs? Join now and let the madness begin!

GrownUpFun Minecraft Server

Adulthood, appreciation, Childhood, Curiosity, Development, discovery, Experience, Exploration, GrownUpFun, growth, hobbies, interests, learning, Maturity, Minecraft, Passion, perspective, Server, Surprises, transformation

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5999
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Zombie Dances:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

Remember when you thought broccoli was boring as a kid? Well, this Minecraft server is like the broccoli of the gaming world – it may not seem exciting at first, but once you give it a try, you’ll be hooked!

Join our server for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and discover hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and golden apples. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground city where players can ride on rainbow-colored minecarts and befriend talking chickens.

But that’s not all – our server also has a magical portal that transports players to a dimension filled with giant mushrooms and friendly unicorns. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a rare pink sheep that grants wishes to those who pet it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience a world of endless possibilities and wacky adventures! Who knew broccoli could be so much fun?

BlockyBabies: Spawn or Nah?

BlockyBabies, childfree, Childless, children, decision, emotional fulfillment, family, Family Planning, financial considerations, Future, Kids, Legacy, Lifestyle, long-term commitment, Nah, parenthood, parenting, personal choice, Procreation, RESPONSIBILITY, societal expectations, Spawn

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1207
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Potions Brewed:	120
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all your blocky adventures!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks! Or how about riding on the backs of flying pigs while shooting rainbows out of your diamond sword? Only on our server can you find such epic and ridiculous adventures!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Disco Dragon. This funky dragon loves to throw dance parties in the End dimension, complete with glowstone disco balls and funky music made by note blocks.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find mutant chickens, flying pigs, and a disco-loving dragon all in one place? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ll ever experience!

GuoCraft Minecraft Server

alleged, Chinese, controversy, Corruption, crime, Disappearance, extradition, fugitive, government official, GuoCraft, illegal activities, International, investigation, law enforcement, Mayor Alice Guo, Minecraft, missing, news headline, Philippine, Philippines-China relations, Politics, scandal, Server

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6594
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	33
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Potions Brewed:	101	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

So, like, this server is, like, totally insane, man. We got, like, this crazy story about this Philippine Mayor Alice Guo who, like, got linked to some Chinese crime and then, like, she just straight up goes ‘missing’. Like, what even, right?

But, like, don’t worry about all that drama, man. Come join our server and escape from all that real life craziness. We got, like, epic builds and mini-games that will blow your mind. Plus, our community is, like, the coolest bunch of players you’ll ever meet.

So, like, what are you waiting for? Come join our server and be a part of this wild adventure. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the mystery of Mayor Alice Guo’s disappearance. Or maybe not. But either way, it’s gonna be a blast, man.

PutinsBlockParty

accusations, allegations, ASSASSINATE, bankrolling, Conflict, Conspiracy, Diplomacy, Espionage, foreign affairs, Government, Intelligence Operations, international relations, political tensions, putin, PutinsBlockParty, russia, sanctions, security threats, UKRAINIAN, US, world news

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1390
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dimension Hops:	13	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

lol imagine if putin actually got assassinated, that would be wild right? but guess what, on our minecraft server, you can be the one to protect putin from all those sneaky ukrainians trying to take him down. join now and show russia that you got putin’s back, literally. also, did we mention that our server has a secret underground bunker where putin himself hangs out and plays minecraft with us? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so come on over and help us keep putin safe from those pesky assassins, because on this server, we take protecting our leader very seriously.

PopcornVeggieCraft

crunchy, Culinary, DELICIOUS, diet-friendly, easy snack, fiber, gluten free, guilt-free, Healthy snack, low calorie, movie night, Popcorn, popcorn addict, popcorn lover, PopcornVeggieCraft, satisfying, Savory, snack, Tasty, Vegetable, whole grain

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6978
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

join our epic minecraft server where the popcorn is always poppin’ and the fun never stops! we have a secret farm where the popcorn grows like magic beans and you can harvest it for all your snacking needs.

but that’s not all, our server is also home to a group of friendly llamas who will guide you on quests to find the rarest popcorn kernels in all the land.

if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even ride on the back of a giant chicken and soar through the skies, searching for hidden treasures and battling evil mobs along the way.

so come on down to our server and experience the most delicious and action-packed minecraft adventure of your life! it’s a vegetable-filled journey you won’t want to miss!

EcoBotzIBD – Healing Mice & Having Fun!

animal studies, biocompatible materials, biodegradable, biomedical engineering, Biomedical Innovations, Digestive health, drug delivery, Drug Release, EcoBotzIBD, experimental medicine, Fun, Gastrointestinal Disorders, healing, inflammatory bowel disease, Medical research, Mice, microrobots, Nanoparticles, nanotechnology, preclinical studies, Targeted therapy, therapies, treatments

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8464
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

hey u! u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthing, dis server is like no other! we got biodegradable microrobots delivering therapies to treat inflammatory bowel disease in mice! yea u heard right, we got tiny robots helpin out dem lil mice with their tummy troubles.

but wait, there’s more! we also got flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of poop! imagine dat, walkin around and suddenly a diamond falls from the sky! it’s like a dream come true!

oh and did i mention we have a secret underground lair filled with treasure chests and traps? yea, it’s like a real life adventure movie down there! u gotta watch out for the lava pits and the sneaky skeletons though, they’ll get ya if u ain’t careful.

so what are u waiting for? come join dis crazy minecraft server and let’s have some fun together! who knows what other wild surprises we got in store for u 😉

7K Crew Minecraft Server

7000, Accept, agree, benefit, CONSIDER, Contemplate, CREW, decision, enticement, Financial, incentive, Join, Minecraft, MONEY, offer, opportunity, participate, Ponder, Proposal, REWARD, Server, temptation, think about

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8477
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Star Shards Collected:	182
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Alien Abductions:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is offering a once in a lifetime opportunity for you to join us for the low, low price of $7000!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they stumbled upon a secret chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But that’s not all, they also encountered a talking cow who gave them the power to fly and shoot fireballs from their hands.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a rare breed of pink sheep that can grant wishes to anyone who shears their wool. Want a mansion made entirely out of diamond blocks? No problem! Just ask the pink sheep and watch as your wildest dreams come true.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with adventure, magic, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. And hey, if you’re lucky, you might just find that $7000 was the best investment you ever made.

CraftyCriminals Minecraft Server

CraftyCriminals, crime, criminals at large, Criminals., elude, Escape, evade, Evasion, get off scot-free, got away with it, Justice, law, long tail, Minecraft, Outsmart, outwit, robbery, Server, Successful, tags, theft, they, Unpunished

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4505
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	8419
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server where anything goes! Need a break from the real world? Come join us and let your wildest dreams come true.

Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday.

Our community is full of hilarious and friendly players who are always up for a good laugh. We even have a secret underground dance party where the creepers are the DJs!

But the best part? We have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear that only the bravest and most cunning players can find. Legend has it that the chest is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and see if you have what it takes to uncover the treasure and become the ultimate Minecraft master!