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SettleCraft – Modern Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3800
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7

LOL U GUYS, come join dis Minecraft server cuz we got settlements for days! We legalized FIVE West Bank settlements and now we got da whole world talkin’ bout us! U can build ur own settlement and be da talk of da town, just like us! Plus, we got pigs that can fly and cows that do backflips. Trust me, u ain’t never seen anything like it! So come on over and join da fun, we promise u won’t regret it!

CraftyTalibanHideout

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1144
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	57	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Void Armor Forged:	16
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	288	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where the taliban and the west come together to build epic structures and fight off creepers! forget about harsh edicts, we’re all about unity and friendship here!

imagine building a giant mosque next to a skyscraper made out of diamonds, all while riding on the back of a flying pig!

our server is so lit that even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in our world. join us now and be a part of the most insane and hilarious minecraft adventure ever!

who needs politics when you can have fun and make friends in our crazy server? come join us and let’s show the world that even enemies can come together in the name of blocky goodness!

SkywalkerScreamCraft

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4055
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	69	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

So, like, imagine if Luke Skywalker was playing on our server when he lost his hand. He would scream so loud that the whole galaxy would hear it. That’s the kind of epicness you can expect on our server. Join us and experience the thrill of losing your hand in Minecraft, but, like, in a fun way. Plus, our community is full of jedis and siths who will make your gaming experience out of this world. So, like, why wait? Join now and may the blocks be with you!

ProstatePotion: The Cure for Dementia!

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9654
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we have magical drugs that can cure your enlarged prostate AND prevent you from getting dementia with Lewy bodies! our drugs have special side effects that target all kinds of brain problems, so you’ll never have to worry about forgetting where you put your diamonds again. join us now and let the healing power of minecraft drugs save your brain from all the bad stuff!

Biden’s Big Oil Pharma Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7292
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Falling into the Void:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	4079

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where Joe Biden’s conflicts of interest are 40% big oil/pharma and 60% big tranny, while Trump’s are 60% big oil/pharma and 40% big tranny.

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, where else can you mine for diamonds while dodging corrupt politicians and giant pharmaceutical companies? Explore our world filled with crazy conspiracies and hilarious hijinks.

Join now for a chance to uncover the truth behind these outrageous conflicts of interest and maybe even become the ultimate Minecraft conspiracy theorist. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4533
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Chimeras Created:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so wild that even the president himself would be shaking in his boots. Join us if you want to experience the ultimate showdown between creepers and zombies, with a side of political drama.

We’ve got players who claim they can build a cathedral taller than the Eiffel Tower, and others who swear they’ve found the secret to turning diamonds into real-life money. Who needs a theocracy when you can have a Minecraft monarchy ruled by a pig wearing a crown?

So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even run into a player who swears they’ve seen Herobrine in the flesh. It’s all fun and games until someone accidentally blows up the entire server with TNT (again).

StankCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2336
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7199	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that smell like stale cheese? Well, come join our server where the aroma of rotten eggs is considered the sweet scent of victory! Our world is filled with wacky adventures and crazy challenges that will leave you laughing so hard, you’ll forget about the stench around you. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are actually made of chocolate, but you’ll have to join to find out for yourself! So if you’re ready to embrace the weird and wonderful, come join us and discover a whole new world of fun!

GrumpyCraft – Age Edition

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1760
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Gods Slained:	2

Are you tired of adulting and dealing with boring responsibilities? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest pixelated castle!

Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner child and let your imagination run wild. Build a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, create a house made entirely of diamond blocks, or even tame a pet zombie pigman to do your bidding.

Forget about bills, deadlines, and all the other stresses of adulthood. On our server, the only thing you’ll be stressing about is whether to build a giant statue of a chicken or a giant statue of a potato.

So come join us and let your inner child roam free in our wacky and wonderful Minecraft world. Trust us, once you start playing, you’ll never want to grow up again!

PlasticCraft: The End is Near

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4902
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4

Yo, you ever think about how plastic could be the ultimate villain in our lives? Like, imagine a world where plastic takes over and we all become slaves to the plastic overlords. But fear not, brave soul, for there is a way to fight back against the plastic apocalypse! Join our Minecraft server and help us battle against the evil plastic monsters that threaten to destroy us all.

On our server, you’ll embark on epic quests to collect rare resources and craft powerful weapons to defeat the plastic menace. Build fortresses made entirely out of recycled materials and show those plastic baddies who’s boss. Plus, you’ll meet other players who share your passion for saving the planet from plastic doom.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a hero in the fight against plastic tyranny! Together, we can save the world, one block at a time.

Minecraft server: DawntrailCraft XIV

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2248
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Villages Defended:	17	Zombie Dances:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate blocky paradise! Join now for a chance to win a diamond-encrusted pickaxe and ride a pig into battle like a true warrior!

Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on! We have in-game events that will make you question reality, like the Chocorpokkur Twitch Viewer Rewards Campaign where you can win a real-life Ender Dragon egg (Disclaimer: Ender Dragon may or may not hatch and destroy your house).

Don’t miss out on the fun and adventure, join our server now and become the ultimate Minecraft master! Just remember to watch out for those pesky creepers and never dig straight down (unless you’re feeling brave)!