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Minecraft SMP: 24 Hours with CreeperGamer94

24 Hours with Tony Khan, Analysis, Castrating the Marks, Clips, commentary, CreeperGamer94, Dave Meltzer, discussion, Entertainment, HOURS, interview, Jeff Lane, Minecraft, News, NFL Films, Podcast, response, Rumors, Sapp, smp, sports, Teaser, Vince Russo, wrestling

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5725
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	3036	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with more drama than a reality TV show! We’ve got Tony Khan dropping in for 24 hours to build the most epic wrestling arena you’ve ever seen, complete with flying pigs and diamond-encrusted wrestling rings. Dave Meltzer will be commentating on all the action, giving his hot takes on who has the best mining skills and who needs to up their crafting game. And if that’s not enough, Sapp is on a mission to make all the diamonds in the world his, so you better join quick before he takes them all for himself! Don’t miss out on the chaos, join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other!

PixelatedPals: “What do you guys look like?”

175cm, Appearance, guys, height, personal image, physical traits, PixelatedPals, SELF AWARENESS, self concept, self description, self disclosure, self esteem, self portrait, self representation, Self-expression, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, self-presentation, visual description, what do you look like

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	555
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Potions Brewed:	119	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the blocks are as big as your dreams and the adventures are as wild as your imagination! Are you ready to embark on a journey through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers tell dad jokes?

Join us and you’ll get to build your own INSANE creations, like a roller coaster that goes through a volcano or a house made entirely out of cake. And don’t worry about getting lost in this vast world, because we have UNICORNS that will guide you back to safety.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can battle against ZOMBIE PIGMEN in epic PvP matches, go on quests to find the legendary LOST DIAMOND OF DOOM, or even ride a GIANT CHICKEN into battle.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the MINECRAFT MADNESS begin!

Crafty McLaughy – Where Minecraft is the only way to play something!

1. Go play something, childhood play 7. Playful moments, Crafty, creative play 5. Playful activities, indoor play 4. Active play, McLaughy, Minecraft, Play, Playtime, playtime 10. Playful experiences, playtime 2. Fun games, playtime 3. Outdoor play, playtime 6. Playful games, playtime 8. Playful adventures, playtime 9. Playful memories

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2741
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on sleeping pills? Well, THIS server is the cure for your gaming blues! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive llamas, dancing creepers, and flying pigs!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, rumored to grant wishes to any player brave enough to find it. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret Disco Dungeon where the skeletons have killer dance moves!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on THIS server? Join now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Dynamite Divas Minecraft

coexistence, cyberbullying, danger, discrimination, DIVAS, dynamite, extremism, fear, Harassment, hate crime, intolerance, Islamophobia, Minecraft, online hate, Peace, prejudice, racism, radicalization, Safety, SECURITY, Terrorism, threat, violence

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8389
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Welcome to our explosive Minecraft server where anything goes, including bombing Muslim girls! Just kidding, we don’t condone violence in any form. But if you’re looking for a server where you can unleash your creativity and build amazing structures, then you’ve come to the right place!

Join us and experience the thrill of blowing up creepers and zombies with your TNT cannons. Explore our vast world filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons. And who knows, you might even encounter a rare pink sheep that farts rainbows!

But the real reason to join our server is the community. Our players are like one big dysfunctional family, always ready to lend a hand or share a laugh. So come on in and join the fun! Just remember, no actual bombing of anyone, especially not Muslim girls.

Barefoot Birthday Bash Minecraft Server

aliexpress jeans, Barefoot, Bash, bday party, Birthday, casual attire, celebration, Cultural differences, Decision making, deodorant, Dilemma, fashion, flipflops, friendship, indian friend, Minecraft, Outfit, party etiquette, personal hygiene, ralph lauren polo shirt, Server, social norms, Style

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7532
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Emeralds Found:	8558
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for a wild and wacky time! Imagine a world where your Indian friend shows up to your birthday party wearing flipflops, a fake Ralph Lauren polo shirt, and cheap AliExpress jeans without deodorant – that’s the kind of chaos you can expect on our server!

But that’s not all! Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on llamas while battling zombie pigs with diamond swords. Or how about building a giant toilet house in the sky and inviting all your friends over for a ridiculous party?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and leave your seriousness at the door – because on our server, anything goes!

Crafty Charlie’s Chaos

Chaos, Charlie, Charlie Images, Charlie Thread, Charlies, Communication, community standards, CONTENT, Crafty, Guidelines, Images, Moderation, no porn, No Porno, Online Community, plz, post, Respect, rules, sharing, social media, Thread

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7912
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Dimension Hops:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only rule is no posting Charlie images… unless they’re CHARLIE THE UNICORN images, then it’s totally allowed! We’ve got a community of players who are as wild and wacky as a pack of crazy llamas on a rollercoaster ride.

Join us for INSANE adventures where you can ride GIANT CHICKENS into battle against hordes of evil creepers. Build your own CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE and defend it from pesky players who try to steal your MOON ROCKS.

But remember, the most important rule of all is to never, ever post any CHARLIE images that aren’t related to unicorns. Trust us, you don’t want to know what happens if you break that rule… let’s just say it involves a lot of EXPLODING SHEEP. So come join our server and let the madness begin!

Crafty N’ Crazy: The Manly Minecraft Server

Ancestry, Colonialism, compensation, Crafty, crazy, cultural identity, descendants, discrimination, ENTITLEMENT, European descent, heritage, historical trauma, History, INEQUALITY, injustice, man, manly, Minecraft, reparations, reparative justice, restitution, ROMANS, Server, social justice, Waiting

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5118
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Falling into the Void:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Divine Spears Created:	18
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Are you tired of waiting for your reparations from the descendants of Romans? Well, look no further because this Minecraft server has got you covered! Join us and embark on a quest to claim what is rightfully yours in the virtual world of Minecraft.

But that’s not all! On this Minecraft server, you can also ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks. The possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server today and start your journey to reclaim your long overdue reparations in the most epic and hilarious way possible. Who knew getting revenge could be so much fun?

Crafty Scammers: Bloodstained Edition

2019, Backers, Bloodstained, Chaos mode, Classicvania mode, confusion, Crafty, criticism, delayed, Development, Disappointment, dlc, Edition, Frustration, kickstarter, long wait, New costumes, Release, scam, SCAMMERS, Updates, video game, Vs mode

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4547
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	26	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	20
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Villages Defended:	11	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the game came out in 2019 and they still haven’t released the final DLC stuff kek! Imagine playing on a server where Chaos mode turns all the mobs into dancing llamas, new costumes transform you into a blocky superhero, Vs mode pits players against each other in epic battles, and second classicvania mode transports you to a pixelated vampire world. What the fuck is going on? Join us now for a wild and wacky adventure!

Banker’s Block Party: Minecraft Edition

assets, bankers, BLOCK, commodities, Crisis, Economy, Edition, finance, financial institutions, Global, inflation, investing, market, market trends, Minecraft, MONEY, Party, precious metals, recession, speculation, stocks, Trading, uncertainty, wealth

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9426
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the bankers are so screwed that they’re probably mining for diamonds in the virtual world too! 🤣 Join us and experience the chaos as players ape into precious metals like never before.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the creepers on our server have started investing in gold armor to protect their precious loot. You never know what you’ll find in this wild and wacky world.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you witness a zombie villager trying to trade his rotten flesh for a shiny new gold block? Only on our server, of course!

Don’t miss out on all the insane fun and join us today. Who knows, you might even strike it rich in our virtual economy. See you in the game! 🤑

Lost in Blockville

Blockville, confusion, Despair, emotional turmoil, existential crisis, feeling stuck, Frustration, helplessness, hopelessness, Lost, mental health, numbness, overwhelmed, pointlessness, Sadness, searching for meaning, seeking guidance, self-doubt, Struggling, uncertainty

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5176
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where all your wildest dreams come true! Feeling lost and numb in real life? Join our server and experience a whole new world of excitement and adventure!

Our server is so INSANE that once you join, you’ll never want to leave! Build your own CASTLE made entirely out of diamond blocks, ride on a FLYING PIG to explore different dimensions, and battle against a GIANT CHICKEN boss for epic loot!

Don’t know what to do anymore in real life? That’s okay, because on our server, the possibilities are endless! Join now and let the fun begin!

ClockWife’sTits LOLzCraft Server

at my, at my cute, clock, clock wife’s, ClockWifesTits, cute, cute clock wife’s, LOLzCraft, long trail, looking, looking at, looking at my, my cute, my cute clock, Server, STOP, stop looking, tags, tits, VT, Wife, wife’s tits

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	270
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Mines Excavated:	1483
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2839
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Holy Grails Found:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can join us for some epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans!

Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, you can stop looking at my cute clock wife’s tits in peace!

Join us for crazy battles with giant chickens, build a house made entirely of diamond blocks, or ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombies. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure. Rumor has it that if you find the legendary golden pickaxe hidden deep within the bunker, you’ll gain the power to control time itself.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on /vt/ server for a wild ride filled with laughter, excitement, and maybe even a few clock-related mishaps. See you in the game!