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Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 1488 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Potions Brewed: | 128 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 5 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 5 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Magical Moments Shared: | 13 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
We promise no one will throw you under the bus (unless it’s a fun minigame involving actual buses). Our community is all about honesty and responsibility, unlike my sister who can’t seem to take the blame for anything. Plus, we have a strict no-vape policy, so you won’t have to worry about anyone stealing your clouds.
So come join us on the server where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first. And remember, if anyone asks, you’re definitely not the asshole for telling it like it is.