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Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 5732 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 17 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 10 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Villages Defended: | 12 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 21 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being pranked every time you log in. From fake lava traps to invisible maze houses, you never know what kind of shenanigans our players will come up with next.
But don’t worry, we also have a secret underground society of friendly villagers who will trade you rare items in exchange for your firstborn child (just kidding…maybe).
So if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun, then come join us on the least subtle jeet flag to date Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to lose your mind (and your diamonds) in the process!