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Holy Shit Chinese Are Right Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1329
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	6211	Dragon Eggs Found:	8799
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Towns Built:	5	Falling into the Void:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, we follow the ancient Chinese philosophy of Minecrafting! That’s right, we’ve unlocked the secret to ultimate block-placing mastery.

Join us and experience the thrill of building giant panda statues that come to life and do your bidding. Want to ride a dragon through the Nether? No problem, we’ve got those too. And don’t even get us started on the mystical powers of our enchanted fortune cookies – they’ll give you the strength to mine diamonds with your bare hands.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a beast so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows down to it. Defeat the Ender Chicken and you’ll be rewarded with a never-ending supply of fried chicken legs to keep you fueled for all your epic adventures.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and discover why the Chinese were right all along about the true potential of Minecraft. Trust us, you’ll be saying “Holy shit” in no time!

””You Killed It, Anon” Minecraft SMP”

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2148
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Endless Night Skies:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your dream base while dodging exploding chickens and riding on flying pigs.

We’ve got a community of players who are always up for a laugh, whether it’s pranking each other with invisible blocks or staging epic battles with giant squids. And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hunts that lead to hidden diamond stashes guarded by evil llamas.

But be warned, Anon, you better bring your A-game because this server is not for the faint of heart. The last player who tried to challenge the Ender Dragon ended up accidentally turning it into a pet that now roams the server wreaking havoc.

So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and show off your Minecraft skills, come join us and see if you’ve got what it takes to survive in this crazy world. Just remember, you killed it, Anon.

Lost to Cod Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1197
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that couldn’t even beat Call of Duty in a dance-off? Well, look no further because our server is so epic, even COD is shaking in its boots! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, diamond armor fashion shows, and a secret underground base where all the coolest players hang out. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know when you might run into him and challenge him to a build battle. So why settle for mediocrity when you can join the most lit Minecraft server in the universe? Let’s show COD who’s boss!

Homo Fauna – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9007
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with human males on female anthros, because why not? Our server is so insane, we have stories that will make you question reality. From Sanguine Dusk’s epic adventures to The Best Stress Relief, you’ll never be bored on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Survivors of a Shattered World, The Frost on her Feathers, and even Vipers, Nights, and French Fries are just a taste of the craziness that awaits you. And don’t forget about Customer Satisfaction – because who doesn’t love a good customer service story in the world of Minecraft?

So why join this Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you crawl through a Sunset Oblivion while munching on French fries with vipers slithering around you? It’s a one-of-a-kind experience that you won’t find anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your anthro companion, and join us for a wild ride through the unknown. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s half the fun)!

Hunters R Us Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4112
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because on our server, you can become a professional hunter and dominate the wilderness!

Join us and experience the thrill of hunting down creepers, zombies, and even Ender Dragons with nothing but your trusty bow and arrow. But be warned, these mobs are no pushovers – they will fight back with all their might!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasures waiting to be discovered. Rumor has it that the legendary Diamond Sword of Doom is hidden somewhere deep within its walls, guarded by a horde of angry skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate hunter in Minecraft history! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to finally defeat the Ender Dragon and claim your rightful place as the ruler of the server.

Boring Survivor Series Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2262
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Villages Defended:	16
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	25

Are you tired of the same old boring Survivor Series matches in other Minecraft SMPs? Are War Games starting to feel like a snooze fest? Well, look no further because our SMP is here to shake things up with our outrageous traditional survivor series matches!

Join our server and prepare to battle it out in epic PvP showdowns where alliances are formed and broken in the blink of an eye. Will you be the sole survivor or will you be taken out by a sneaky backstabber? Only time will tell in this wild and wacky world of Minecraft madness.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary War Llamas, a group of fierce and feisty llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their territory. Can you tame these wild beasts and harness their power for your own gain? Only the bravest and most daring players will succeed in this daring quest.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for the craziest, most unpredictable survivor series matches you’ve ever experienced. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6072
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Emeralds Found:	580
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret character trailer for “Steve: Block-Breaking Badass” where he fights off creepers with nothing but a carrot stick. It’s epic!

2. Our event “Creeper Carnival” is live until December 31st, where you can ride creepers like horses and throw TNT at your friends for fun!

3. The current character banner features Steve, Herobrine, Enderman, and Zombie Pigman – all ready to join your squad and wreak havoc in the blocky world.

4. Our daily check-in rewards include diamond swords, enchanted apples, and even a pet dragon that follows you around and breathes fire on unsuspecting players.

5. Redeemable codes with Primogems? Nah, we have redeemable codes with DIAMONDS that rain from the sky and turn everything into glittering blocks of awesomeness.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just watch out for those sneaky Endermen stealing your blocks…they’re the real troublemakers around here.

Have Six Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5476
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Holy Grails Found:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	10

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – HAVE SIX! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our spawn point is actually a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs every hour. Who needs to mine when you have a diamond-laying chicken?

2. The admins are all secretly llamas in disguise. They may ban you for no reason, but hey, at least you’ll get a good llama impression out of it.

3. We have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night. Bring your best dance moves and get ready to boogie with creepers.

4. The currency on the server is not diamonds or emeralds, but instead, it’s potatoes. Yes, you heard that right. Potatoes are worth more than gold here.

5. We have a special event called “TNT Tuesdays” where everyone gathers to blow up a random player’s house. It’s all in good fun, right?

6. The ender dragon is actually a friendly creature who just wants to be your pet. Don’t be surprised if you see players riding the dragon around spawn.

So, what are you waiting for? Join HAVE SIX today and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures of your life!

Forgot To Eat Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7307
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Animals Bred:	24	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Buildings Constructed:	33
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of forgetting to eat because you’re too busy playing Minecraft? Well, fear not! Join our server and we’ll make sure you never forget to eat again. We have a team of virtual chefs who will cook you up the most delicious virtual meals so you can keep your strength up while you mine and build to your heart’s content. Plus, rumor has it that on our server, being a malnourished skelly actually makes you more attractive to the virtual ladies. So come join us and find love in the most unexpected of places!

Bank Minecraft SMP $100,000

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9093
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but good old American dollars! Join our server and start your journey to turning $100,000 into $200,000 in just 10 years!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within the world is a secret vault filled with stacks of cash just waiting to be discovered. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player on the server?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, our server is also home to the legendary Money Tree, rumored to grant wishes of wealth to those who can find it and give it a good shake. Who knows, maybe you’ll be lucky enough to stumble upon it and watch your bank account grow faster than you ever thought possible.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start your journey to financial success! Who knew becoming a millionaire could be as easy as playing Minecraft?