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| Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 9683 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 4 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 51 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
so, like, this server is like, totally lit, you know? we got like, a record number of players joining every day, it’s gonna be like, a party up in here! plus, we got like, NATO allies joining us, they’re all like, “we gotta hit that defense spending target, yo!” and we’re all like, “yeah, let’s do it for Ukraine, man!” it’s gonna be epic, come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever! we promise, you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun, then maybe you will regret it, but who hates fun, right? so come on, join us and let’s kick some blocky butt together!
