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  • Mindless Retards Minecraft SMP Invasion

    Mindless Retards Minecraft SMP Invasion
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    Players: 104/400 Votes: 3749
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 7716
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 206
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2

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    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the epic battle of mindless retards defending a 7/10 woman named ‘mid’ against all odds! But wait, what if the genders were reversed? Picture the chaos that would ensue as society’s chivalrous honor disappears into thin air like arbitrary memes. Don’t be left behind in the AI revolution, join us now and experience the insanity for yourself! Who needs excuses when you have bio-reductionist nihilism on your side?

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  • Frozen Chill Minecraft Server

    Frozen Chill Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/800 Votes: 2886
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 16
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 New Chunks Explored: 510090
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 18
    Gods Slained: 0 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 19 Living Shadows Defeated: 1

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    Are you tired of freezing your pixels off in your boring old country? Well, have we got the server for you! Our Minecraft server is located in the fiery depths of the Nether, where the lava flows like water and the mobs are hotter than a blaze’s mixtape. Join us for a chance to warm up your blocky buns and experience the heat of a lifetime! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out here, challenging players to build the craziest structures or face his wrath. So come on down to our server and let’s turn up the heat together!

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  • Monkey Madness – Minecraft SMP

    Monkey Madness – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 109/500 Votes: 6396
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 2
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 9
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Dimension Hops: 4
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3

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    Welcome to the Tenkaichi Budokai Edition of our Minecraft SMP! Get ready to monkey around with fellow apes as you compete in epic battles and challenges inspired by our primate ancestors.

    Join us if you want to see and do things just like other primates – swing from trees, fling poop at your enemies, and communicate using only grunts and gestures. Don’t go bananas over it, just embrace your inner ape and have a wild time!

    Our Masterbin is filled with all the tools and resources you need to survive in this crazy jungle world. And if you’re looking for some hilarious moments, check out our previous threads for some outrageous stories and shenanigans that will leave you ROFLing.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and let the monkey business begin!

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  • ❤️👑💎💎Best survival without GOD and FLY💎💎👑❤️ Minecraft server

    ❤️👑💎💎Best survival without GOD and FLY💎💎👑❤️ Minecraft server
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    Players: 93/400 Votes: 503
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 8 Star Shards Collected: 222
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 83 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 21
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 6
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1

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    There are currently 2 competitions taking place on the server.

    1. Competition for the best building with a prize of 5,000 rubles per card! The competition has already started and will end on 02/01/2025. There’s still plenty of time to build something cool!

    2. Warp competition. The owner of the most visited warp receives 1000 rubles per card! The competition is repeated every month!

    Brief description:

    ⬛ Honest survival – NO WIPES at all!

    ⬛ Any donation can be purchased for GAME currency at an adequate rate!

    ⬛ There is a buyer of goods (similar to Holyworld), works, shops on chests.

    ⬛ Develop yourself. Build farms to sell items to buyers, save money to buy donations!

    ⬛ Minecraft mechanics have not been touched, nothing has been cut.

    ⬛ No one has OP, GOD, FLY!

    ⬛ Each player can install 1 Warp – FREE.

    ⬛ PVP – only in the arena.

    ⬛ Grief is prohibited.

    ⬛ Donations without whales and imbecile commands.

    ⬛ Build beautiful warp shops.

    ⬛ We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival!

    ⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).

    ⬛ Longer rendering and simulation range!

    ⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!

    Not a short description.

    ⬛Our server is a mixture of 2b2t Holyworld and Skyblock.

    We took “vanilla” from 2b2t, so no one has FLY or GOD. All players play without any donation privileges! Even the most powerful donation gives the player mostly only “status”. You will have to enchant good armor, look for elytra, and farm gunpowder for fireworks! Everything is like in a vanilla stock game!

    ⬛We took the economic component from Holyworld. We created a buyer that is very similar. Mine – farm resources, hand them over to the buyer – get coins. There are also jobs, the good old ones… Get extra coins for killing mobs and mining blocks. The jobs have undergone serious adjustments, we have only 2 professions and they combine many other professions (which were present initially without modification). Each player is automatically assigned to both jobs.

    ⬛From the skyblock, we took the nerdy component. There are tools on the server with loot 4 and 5. They are expensive. To earn these tools you need to build all sorts of farms – farms, dig and extract something, trade with players by building shops. Evolve – buy tools with more loot to get even more loot and get even more money to buy even cooler things in the game! And all this can be done WITHOUT DONATION AT ALL! The coolest donation can really be bought in 2-3 days of farming on cool farms! The server is full of examples among players who buy cool things for coins more than once!

    ⬛Besides all this, we DO NOT HAVE WIPES. Build beautiful houses, cities, warps, shops. Be as creative as you like. We have large privates even for players without donation!

    Around mid-December we are planning a competition for the most beautiful. construction on the server with a prize of 5,000 rubles per card! Don’t miss it!

    ⬛And we also prohibit toxicity, incitement and all kinds of bullying! We punish players for this. We have the friendliest community. The admin is almost always on the server and is ready to help with any questions!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Whimsical Wanderer Minecraft Server

    Whimsical Wanderer Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/700 Votes: 413
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 40 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Ores Mined: 7425 Villages Defended: 8
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Enchantments Applied: 91 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Dimension Hops: 7

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing skeletons start performing a choreographed routine to our server’s theme song, “HOLOTORI Dance!” Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it before.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary player, Nanashi Mumei, who can build entire cities with just a flick of her wrist. Rumor has it she once defeated the Ender Dragon using nothing but a carrot and a stick.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. See you in the wacky world of Minecraft!

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  • Liv Morgan Update Minecraft SMP

    Liv Morgan Update Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 103/400 Votes: 3503
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 1
    Animals Bred: 183 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 7 Mines Excavated: 4432
    Endless Legions Commanded: 48 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Ether Blades Crafted: 11 Dragons Tamed: 0
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 2

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    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where anything can happen, just like how Liv Morgan miraculously survived a devastating dropkick without breaking her nose! That’s right, our server is so wild that even WWE medical couldn’t believe it. So come on in and see what crazy adventures await you in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

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  • Why Is PC Gaming Dying? Minecraft Server

    Why Is PC Gaming Dying? Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/500 Votes: 7094
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Cursed Lands Purified: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20
    Endless Night Skies: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 50
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2

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    Are you tired of boring old PC gaming? Looking for a server that will make you spit out your Mountain Dew from laughing so hard? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We’ve got more shenanigans than a pack of wild Endermen on a sugar rush.

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, or team up with your friends to build a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, guarded by a dragon that tells dad jokes. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire mountain in one swing.

    So why is PC gaming dying? Because everyone is too busy having a blast on our insane Minecraft server! Join us now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just watch out for those laser-eyed chickens…

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Under 5m Minecraft SMP gem, I’m just gonna post it once, Do Your Own Research

    Under 5m Minecraft SMP gem, I’m just gonna post it once, Do Your Own Research
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    Players: 103/800 Votes: 6886
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 36 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Love Letters Sent: 9
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 20 Battle Standards Raised: 14
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play like a normal person? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!

    Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of TNT, and have dance parties with creepers. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s always up for a game of hide and seek. Plus, we have a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to let loose and party.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP now and experience the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Wars – Minecraft Server

    Crafty Wars – Minecraft Server
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    Players: 108/900 Votes: 3381
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 15
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 31
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Legendary Scepters Created: 8

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    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We don’t have a name because we’re too cool for that. Join us for a wild ride filled with shenanigans and tomfoolery that will leave you in stitches.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn. True story! If that doesn’t convince you, I don’t know what will.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to the beat of Creeper explosions.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, what happens on our server, stays on our server. Let the madness begin!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Neytiri is Minecraft SMP

    Neytiri is Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 93/600 Votes: 9710
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Crops Grown: 1780
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 4 Dimension Hops: 14
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Ores Mined: 7190 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 6
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2

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    Neytiri is the most lit Minecraft SMP you’ll ever stumble upon in your virtual life! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – rumor has it that the diamonds in this server are actually enchanted with magical powers that make you fly like a chicken! Plus, the mobs here are not your average zombies and skeletons – they breakdance and sing Justin Bieber songs while trying to attack you. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they throw parties every night and give you free emeralds just for showing up! So what are you waiting for? Join Neytiri now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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