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Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 4405 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 26 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
Join us and experience the thrill of building relationships with your fellow players, just like I did with my stepdaughter (minus the tears and arguments, hopefully).
We promise not to force you to call anyone “mom” or “dad” – unless you want to, of course! And if things get heated, our moderators will step in to make sure everyone plays nicely.
So come on down to our server and build some bridges – both figuratively and literally! Trust me, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with in-laws who think they know best. See you there!