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SMP_H8_SocialMedia

addiction, Algorithms, ANNOYING, comparison, cyberbullying, data mining, echo chambers, fake news, filter bubbles, hate, mental health, Misinformation, online harassment, privacy concerns, SMP_H8_SocialMedia, social media, sponsored content, superficial, time consuming, Trolls, validation seeking

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7222
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Buildings Constructed:	20
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Yo, listen up fam! If you’re tired of all the drama and fake news on social media, then you gotta join this lit Minecraft SMP! We got cows that can do the cha-cha, creepers that tell dad jokes, and villagers that sell you potions to make you fly like a majestic chicken. Plus, our server is protected by a magical rainbow unicorn that farts glitter and shoots rainbows out of its butt. So come join us and escape the madness of social media, where the only drama you’ll find is who stole the last piece of cake from the communal fridge. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

SubredditHateCraft

Community, controversial, controversial opinions, dislike, DIVISIVE, internet, internet culture, least favorite, most hated, NEGATIVE, Online Community, online discussion, online forum, online hate, online platform, polarizing, social media, subreddit, SubredditHateCraft, TOXIC, unpopular, virtual community

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2324
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Villages Defended:	15
Votes:	2805	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you tired of being on the most hated subreddit? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll hate is having to log off! We’ve got pigs that can fly, creepers that tell knock-knock jokes, and diamonds that rain from the sky (just watch out for falling anvils)! Join us and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. Trust us, you’ll never want to leave (unless you need to eat or sleep, but who needs those anyway?) So say goodbye to the most hated subreddit and hello to the most epic Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Wintermine Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4736
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1292	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Secret Passages Found:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Votes:	7166	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5

Are you looking for a new server? Look no further—this is the place for you! Many people call this server home because of the friendly and welcoming environment we’ve created. Our community is tight-knit, with many members forming lasting friendships on Discord. This server is all about building bonds!

We have a zero-tolerance policy for harassment, abuse, or bigotry, so you can feel safe and respected here.

Some of our most popular features include:

MCMMO Player-run shops Ranks Protected lands

Plus, we have custom developers who create unique and exciting features exclusively for our server. Everything is designed to work seamlessly to enhance your experience.

We’d love for you to join us and become part of this amazing community!

mc.wintermine.net

Natures Embrace

adventurers, armour progression, Bosses, building, Cooking, custom content, Custom Mobs, custom server, Custom terrain, Economy, Farming, Keep Inventory, Minecraft, multiplayer, nature’s embrace, PvE, Roleplay, Skills, Survival, tool progression, weapon progression, Whitelist

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5786
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Villages Defended:	19	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Buildings Constructed:	31

play.natures-embrace.net

HearthCraft

Economy, experiences, Experts, Griefing, Hate Speech, HearthCraft, java, Land claiming, leaderboard, Map, Marriage plugin, Minecraft, ONLINE, pay to win, Pet system, Playtime, Random teleport, Resources, Server, smp, Store

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5214
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	135	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Ores Mined:	3441	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	247
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	9

HearthCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Description	HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018.
Features	The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. No pay-to-win paid perks Resource worlds (resets monthly) Live map Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up system based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land claiming Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. Marriage plugin /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with various categories
Technical	Backed up at least thrice a day with a 3-2-1 backup strategy Runs on a dedicated Ryzen 5 5800X machine in Virginia Uses Purpur Block logging with CoreProtect and inventory rollback Difficulty = Hard Main world is 90,000 x 90,000. All other worlds are at least 20,000 x 20,000.
Details	Website: https://www.hearthcraft.net Discord: https://discord.hearthcraft.net Rules: http://www.hearthcraft.net/rules IP: play.hearthcraft.net Statistics: https://calypso.hearthcraft.net

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Can I grief on the server?

A: No, there is a zero-tolerance policy for griefing on HearthCraft.

Q: Are there any pay-to-win features on the server?

A: No, HearthCraft prides itself on having a 0% pay-to-win store.

Q: How often are resource worlds reset?

A: Resource worlds are reset monthly on HearthCraft.

Q: What plugins does the server use?

A: The server uses plugins such as mcMMO, CoreProtect, Purpur, and more.

Q: Is PvP allowed on the server?

A: PvP is allowed but there is a strict no hate speech policy in place.

Frozen Frostbite Land 1.20

cold weather, Disaster, emergency, explode, five minutes, FREEZE, Frostbite, frozen, Frustration, Heat, Heating, home, House, Land, maintenance, pipes, Plumbing, Problem, Ran, Repair, stress, Too cold, Winter

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7267
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Buildings Constructed:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	12

Join our Minecraft server because our virtual pipes will never freeze and cause your virtual house to explode! No need to worry about heat running for five minutes just to make a post, our server is always warm and cozy. Plus, we have virtual plumbers on standby 24/7 to fix any leaks or bursts. Don’t risk a Minecraft disaster, join us now for a piping hot time!

NoHoldingMySonBob

abusive behavior, anger management, Boundaries, child development, child rearing, Communication, Conflict Resolution, discipline, emotional intelligence, family dynamics, family relationships, generational differences, in-laws, NoHoldingMySonBob, parenting, Parenting styles, personal choices, physical violence, Respect, support system, Trust

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5435
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and temper tantrums in real life? Join our Minecraft server for a drama-free zone where you can build, explore, and have fun without any crazy in-laws causing chaos!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about anyone telling you how to parent your virtual blocky baby. Hold them as much as you want, name them whatever you please (even if it’s “fatty” or “cry baby”), and never fear the wrath of a wall-punching FIL demanding to hold your pixelated offspring.

With no real-life consequences for your in-game actions, you can let loose and build your dream world without anyone judging your parenting skills. Join us now and leave the family drama behind – unless you want to bring them along for a virtual beatdown (in-game, of course)!

DreamStopper Minecraft SMP

achieving, AMBITION, BELIEF, Commitment, Dedication, determination, dream, DreamStopper, fear, Focus, goals, hard work, mindset, Minecraft, motivation, Obstacles, Passion, perseverance, procrastination, self-doubt, smp, success, Visualization

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9872
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s basically what this server is like.

We’ve got a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and dancing pandas. And don’t even get me started on the epic battles we have against giant mutant chickens. It’s like a mix between a rave party and a medieval warzone.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret club where all the creepers hang out and tell jokes. It’s like a stand-up comedy show, but with more explosions. And if you join our server, you get a free pet dragon that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Who wouldn’t want that?

So what’s stopping you from achieving your dream of becoming the ultimate Minecraft master? Join our server now and experience the insanity for yourself! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

QuitCraft420

cold turkey, counseling, determination, gradual reduction, health benefits, healthy habits, lifestyle changes, long-term effects, lung health, motivation, nicotine addiction, nicotine replacement therapy, nicotine withdrawal, quit smoking, QuitCraft420, Quitting methods, smoking cessation, success stories, support system, tobacco addiction, Willpower

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9399
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Are you tired of being a slave to cigarettes? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to help you kick that nasty habit! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you’ll be addicted to is building epic structures and battling creepers.

Our server is so addictive, you’ll forget all about those cancer sticks. Trust us, we’ve had players who were pack-a-day smokers turn into Minecraft addicts within days. One player even claimed that every time they had a craving for a cigarette, they just mined some diamonds instead. Who needs nicotine when you have virtual riches?

So say goodbye to smoking and hello to a new addiction – our Minecraft server. Join us now and start building your way to a smoke-free life!

ArcticCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Arctic LNG project, ArcticCraft, Business, cooperation, diplomatic tensions, economic impact, ENERGY, firms, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global economy, Indian, international relations, Minecraft, Natural Gas, Partnership, Politics, russia, sanctions, Server, Trade, US sanctions

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	97
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Crops Grown:	9571	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12

lol u gotta join our minecraft server cuz we got more drama than these two indian firms gettin sanctioned by the US for helpin russia with their arctic LNG project. like seriously, we got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made outta lava and diamonds. join us and u’ll be part of the most epic saga in minecraft history. plus, our admins are like wizards who can make ur wildest minecraft dreams come true. so what r u waitin for? come join us and let the chaos begin!