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| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 129 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 129 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 72 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe don’t steal from your fellow players, but who’s counting?).
Picture this: a server where the admins are actually unicorns in disguise and the mobs are all secretly plotting against you. But don’t worry, because our community is full of friendly players who are always ready to lend a hand (or a diamond sword) when you need it.
And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for, because you might just end up with a pet creeper named Steve).
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventure of your gaming life. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and have all the chickens bowing down to you in no time.
