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Creepin’ Craft: Where You’ll Never Be Safe from a Good Time!

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8111
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	1167	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Void Armor Forged:	17
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can experience the thrill of being molested all over again! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun because we are all a bunch of faggots here!

Join us for some crazy adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until you cry. Our community is full of colorful characters who are always up for a good time.

Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft pro or a newbie just starting out, there’s a place for you on our server. So come on in and let’s get weird together!

But remember, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most outrageous players can handle the madness that awaits. So if you think you have what it takes, join us now and let the fun begin!

NOPEville Minecraft Madness

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1195
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Divine Spears Created:	26
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Votes:	681

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few pesky creepers. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built a GIANT roller coaster that went all the way to the moon. Yes, you heard that right, THE MOON! And do you know what they found up there? A secret stash of diamonds guarded by a pack of space llamas. True story.

But that’s not all! We also have a LEGENDARY treasure hunt where players can search for hidden loot scattered throughout the server. Rumor has it that one lucky player found a pair of enchanted diamond boots that make you run faster than a speeding bullet. Who needs a minecart when you have those bad boys?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, OH NO NO NO NO NO AHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Blocky Banter

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9578
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	5003	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where only the biggest and baddest players can survive! If you have a small cock, well, you might as well just log off now because this server is only for the MASSIVE ones.

Join us if you want to embark on crazy adventures, like riding LLAMAS into battle against evil CREEPERS or building a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of DIAMONDS.

Our server is so awesome that even the legendary HEROBRINE himself couldn’t handle the sheer awesomeness of it. He tried to grief our server once, but we just laughed and built a giant RAINBOW bridge to his secret lair.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and show off your massive cock skills in a world where anything is possible!

Brits Gone Wild

advice, Boundaries, Brit, Brits, Communication, Edition, family, Friends, Goyim, healing, mental health, no contact, personal growth, Recovery, relationships, self improvement, self-care, Support, Therapy, toxic relationships, Wild

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4997
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	435	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a truly unique experience that will have you laughing out loud for hours on end!

Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with memes, trolls, and epic battles that will leave you questioning reality. Our community is like no other, with players who will have you rolling on the floor with their hilarious antics and outrageous pranks.

But that’s not all – our server also boasts custom plugins that will blow your mind, including a unicorn pet that shoots rainbows and a disco ball that spawns mobs to dance with you.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find the legendary diamond sword of LOLs hidden deep within our world.

Blocky McBlockface: The Masterpiece Server

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5835
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and the only limit is your imagination!

Are you tired of boring old servers where you have to follow rules and play by the book? Well, look no further because on our server, anything goes! Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigs? Go for it! Feel like building a giant statue of yourself out of diamond blocks? Why not!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Herobrine himself! Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in battle, he will grant you three wishes! (Disclaimer: wishes may or may not include unlimited diamonds and a pet creeper).

Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a good story to tell your friends about that time you got eaten by a giant ender dragon while riding a pig into battle.

Anti-Vaxxers Craft: Where Minecraft meets conspiracy theories!

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7681
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Runes Activated:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape from the chaos of the real world, like Zhang escaping from the dangers of the corona vaccine! Did you know that on our server, you can defeat cancer by building your immune system through epic battles and adventures?

Join us now and discover a world where the only thing spreading faster than viruses is the rumor that diamonds can actually cure cancer in Minecraft! Don’t miss out on the chance to be a hero and save the world, one block at a time.

LOLcraft: Honkai Star Rail LOLz

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1589
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Zombie Dances:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventure never ends! Dive into the Yawning Chasm and discover treasures beyond your wildest dreams. Watch out for the Golden Touch, it might just turn everything you touch into diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Join us for a moment among the stars, where destiny is inherently unjust and the game is never a zero-sum. Choose your character wisely from banners featuring Aventurine, Jingliu, Lynx, Luka, and Serval. Will you preserve or destroy with the Light Cone banners? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got new drip marketing featuring Robin with Physical Harmony and Boothill with Physical Hunt. Redeemable codes abound, so grab them while they’re hot!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft journey filled with excitement, treasure, and unpredictable twists and turns. It’s a world like no other, where luck is on your side and the game is always more than meets the eye. See you in the game!

Crafty AF

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6662
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	73
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring routine? Sick of the daily grind and looking for some excitement in your life? Look no further than our EPIC Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and laughs! Our server is home to the most outrageous builds and the craziest mini-games you’ve ever seen.

Need a break from reality? Our server is the perfect place to escape and let your imagination run wild. Build a castle in the sky, create a rollercoaster that defies gravity, or even discover a secret diamond mine hidden deep underground!

So why wait? Join us today and say goodbye to boring days and hello to endless fun! Who needs work when you can explore new worlds and make memories that will last a lifetime?

FroggyBlockerCraft: No Jannycucks Allowed!

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1326
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Love Letters Sent:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42

Are you tired of being blocked for posting frog threads? Are you sick of those dumb jannycucks getting in your way? Well, join our Minecraft server where you can post all the frog threads you want without fear of being blocked!

Our server is a magical place where frogs roam free and jannycucks are banned on sight. We have insane builds that will blow your mind, like a giant frog castle made entirely out of lily pads.

But that’s not all! We also have special events like Frog Friday, where all players must wear frog skins and hop around the server collecting flies. The player with the most flies at the end of the day wins a prize!

So what are you waiting for? Stop getting blocked and join our Minecraft server today for a ribbiting good time! 🐸

Crafty Neko’s Spineless Adventures

Adventures, back problems, Crafty, culture, diet, Ergonomics, Exercise, genetics, health, Healthcare, holistic health, japanese, Lifestyle, mindfulness, Nekos, pain management, physical activity, Posture, Prevention, sitting habits, spinal health, spineless, traditional medicine, wellness

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8460
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Falling into the Void:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Holy Grails Found:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Join our Minecraft server and find out the secret to a back pain-free life like the Japanese! Our server is equipped with magical healing powers that will keep your spine feeling as limber as a slimy slime bouncing around in a swamp. Plus, rumor has it that Steve from Minecraft himself visits our server to give players back massages while they mine for diamonds. So come on over and say goodbye to back problems forever!