Weak Jawline Minecraft SMP Prodigy

facial hair genetics, Prodigy, beard transplant, beard grooming, jawline exercises

Are you tired of being the laughing stock of the Minecraft world with your weak jawline and lack of facial hair? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a secret potion that will give you the manliest jawline and the bushiest beard you’ve ever seen! Join us and become the envy of all your friends as you strut around with your newfound ruggedness.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary diamond sword that has the power to turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies. Yes, you heard that right. One swing of this sword and your foes will be hopping around in cute little bunny suits, unable to harm a hair on your perfectly sculpted chin.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate Minecraft stud with a jawline of steel and a beard to rival even the most majestic of dwarves. Plus, who wouldn’t want to wield a sword that turns enemies into bunnies? It’s a win-win situation, really.

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Phoxis: Minecraft Server of Mayhem and Mishaps! Fantasy Races, Crazy Economy, & Wacky Towny Adventures!

Resource World, Wars, Towny, Nether, end fight

Phoxis Minecraft Server

Overview:

Server Name	Phoxis
Description	Small and active Minecraft server with custom plugins and races.
Current Minecraft Version	1.20.2

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How are we different from other Minecraft Servers?	Races plugin allowing players to change their race for unique gameplay experiences.
What other features do we have?	Towny plugin for creating towns and nations, custom mobs and bosses, events, multiple dimensions, and more!
What events do we host?	Hide-and-Seek, Boss Battles, monthly “The End Fight” event, with prizes for winners and participants.
What are our current plugins?	Economy, Towny, resource world, Nether dimensions, Elysium, and more – ask in discord for details.

IP: phoxis.mcraft.pro

Discord: https://discord.gg/4ksMbNC

Hope you enjoy the server!

CraftyCharacter Minecraft Server

personality test, sex, age difference, Video, crime awareness

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this news story? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make meeting up on Grindr for a 3:30am hookup seem tame in comparison. Plus, our community is so diverse, even murderers and victims can come together to build and explore. And don’t even get us started on the extreme violence against trans mobs – it’s all in good fun, we promise! Join us now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience!

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BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

limited edition, cover art, Rock, sleeve, record player

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, how about the fact that we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons? Or maybe you’d be interested in our exclusive unicorn petting zoo, where you can ride rainbow-colored unicorns through fields of diamonds and emeralds?

But wait, there’s more! We also have a giant hot tub filled with lava for all your relaxation needs, a roller coaster that takes you through a maze of giant mushrooms, and a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds (shh, don’t tell anyone).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected… like when the pigs start flying or when the chickens break out into a synchronized dance routine. It’s all part of the fun on our server!

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MomDressDramaMC

family photos, Wedding, MomDressDramaMC, wedding dress selection, wedding dress code

Are you tired of boring family photos where everyone looks like a mismatched rainbow threw up on them? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where we coordinate colors for our virtual weddings!

Just like in real life, we want our Minecraft family to look cohesive and fabulous. Pick a terracotta/rust red color for your pixelated mom and future MIL to wear. But beware, they might try to sneak in a white dress and compare themselves to a menstrual cycle – yikes!

Don’t worry, we have strict rules against anyone looking like a period stain at our virtual weddings. So join now and let’s create some outrageously coordinated family photos in Minecraft – because why not, right?

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Minecraft Marathon Minecraft Server

Server, Minecraft, Marathon

Imagine a Minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up! Our server is so addictive, you’ll forget to eat, sleep, and even go to the bathroom because you’ll be having so much fun building your virtual empire. Plus, our virtual diamond mines are so rich that even Herobrine himself would be jealous! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and zombies break out into spontaneous musical numbers. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

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BlockyBanter

Interaction, SELF AWARENESS, greetings, Communication, emotions

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the pigs ride on horses, the creepers wear top hats, and the villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that grant you three wishes! (Disclaimer: wishes may or may not come true)

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco where the zombies bust a move to funky beats!

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and let the craziness begin!

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CapsLockCraft

work, mistake, Coworkers, Professionalism, Etiquette

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU LIKE MINECRAFT? DO YOU LIKE LAUGHING? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS THE MOST HILARIOUS PLACE TO BE IN THE WHOLE MINECRAFT UNIVERSE!

JOIN US IF YOU WANT TO RIDE PIGS INTO BATTLE, FIGHT OFF ZOMBIES WITH CARROTS, AND BUILD A CASTLE MADE ENTIRELY OF CHEESE!

WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND DANCE PARTY EVERY NIGHT WHERE THE CREEPERS SHOW OFF THEIR BEST MOVES.

ALSO, DID WE MENTION THAT OUR SERVER IS RUN BY A BUNCH OF LLAMAS WHO ARE ACTUALLY SECRETLY ALIENS TRYING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD? YEAH, IT’S WILD.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EMBARK ON THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF YOUR MINECRAFT LIFE!

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Leaked Voice Memos from Alinea SMP! No Whitelist, So Your Singing Skills Better Be Good! Patch 1.21.

Harvest, Memos, Binding, rebalances, Hoover

Alinea Minecraft Server

Overview

Version	1.21 SMP
Experience	Vanilla-like with added features
Features	Whitelist protection, custom enchantments, food skewers, proximity voice chat, and more

FAQ

How do I join the server?

To join our SMP server, apply for the whitelist on our Discord server in the #whitelist-application channel. An interview will be conducted followed by a review of the rules.

What are some feature highlights of the server?

Feature	Description
Proximity Voice Chat	Talk to friends and neighbors in-game using Simple Voice Chat.
Food Skewers	Try out new foods like veggie skewers.
Extra Records	Enjoy new music discs in the game.
Unstable Enchantments	Unique enchantments beyond vanilla limits.

What are some other features of the server?

Feature	Description
No commands or claims	Immersion-friendly gameplay without commands.
Custom enchantments	Additional enchantments and curses available.
Wholesome community	Focus on cooperative gameplay.
No PvP	PvP only with consent from all players involved.
Various rebalances	Equalizing playstyles for all players.

CraftyNews Minecraft Server

Brazil, Californian fires, Minecraft, France, top headlines

Are you tired of hearing about all the drama and chaos happening in the real world? Escape to our Minecraft server where the only news you’ll hear about is the epic battles between players, the crazy creations they build, and the occasional llama stampede.

Join us and witness the legendary showdown between Brazil and California, where the winner gets to control the weather in-game for a day. Watch as Biden and Slovenia team up to take on a horde of zombies, all while juggling French politics and Euro foot matches. And don’t forget about the intense rivalry between Turkey and the players who keep stealing their diamonds.

So why wait? Come join us on the most talked-about server in the world (according to a totally real survey conducted by our team of highly trained llamas). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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Jawline Filler