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Simply Skyblock

PvE, Skyblock, Skyblock Java Plugins Purchases Optional Support Advantages Limitations Good Fuss Brand new Server Simple Fancy OTT Ingane Welcome Blockblock Made Spend, Vanilla

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5429
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	350	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Gods Slained:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Welcome to Simply Blockblock, Skyblock made simple! A Brand new Java only server! No fancy plugins to make you spend all purchases are totally optional to just support the server and provide no ingame advantages, no OTT limitations, Just good skyblock without the fuss!

play.simplyskyblock.net

🔥 FireMine – griefer server number 1 🔥 Minecraft server

FireMine, Friends, Griefer Server, Minecraft, number 1, Survival

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3246
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	382
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4
Enchantments Applied:	131	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Void Armor Forged:	16

Cool survival with friends! Come on in

play.firemine.fun

BauBau’s Fun Minecraft Server

3D Debut, baubau, baubaus, debut, Fun, fuwamoco, fuwawa, General Garibaldi Edition, merch, Minecraft, mococo, NSFW, Previous Stream, related content, Schedule, Server, songs, Thread Template, Unarchived Content, Upcoming Stream, VN/anime list, VTL team info, youtube channel

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6407
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Divine Spears Created:	14	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the Garibaldi Edition – where the fun never stops!

Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing for days. From building epic structures to battling mythical creatures, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We have exclusive content like 3D debuts, debut performances, and even unarchived Twitter spaces that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

And if you’re a fan of music, we’ve got you covered with a playlist of all the covers and songs our talented players have released. Plus, don’t forget to check out our merch store for some epic swag.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

This is what San Francisco looks like Minecraft SMP

Architecture, bay area, cable cars, California, city by the bay, city view, cityscape, diverse culture, Fog, Francisco, golden gate bridge, landmarks, Minecraft, pacific ocean, San, san francisco, skyline, smp, tech hub, tourism, Tourist Destination, travel, Urban, west coast

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	631
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Crops Grown:	6601	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Welcome to our totally legit Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of boring old servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because on our server, we have recreated San Francisco in all its blocky glory!

Join us for a chance to ride minecart cable cars up and down the steep hills, visit the pixelated Golden Gate Bridge, and even explore a replica of Alcatraz prison (but don’t worry, there are no real prisoners…we think).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting world domination. Will you join them or thwart their evil plans? The choice is yours!

So come join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to in our virtual San Francisco!

PawnCraft Minecraft Server

aita, external damage, family conflict, Friend, gas, Guilt, jewelry, light bill, Minecraft, minimum wage, Mother, pawn, Pawn Shop, PawnCraft, Rent, savings, selfish, Server, Splurge, Steam Deck, throwaway, Walking

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7195
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Divine Spears Created:	30
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your mom pawning her jewelry for the light bill? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time where you can escape the drama and build your dream world.

We promise not to judge you for splurging on a steam deck, even if it means walking everywhere because you’re broke from paying your mom’s bills. Our community is all about supporting each other, even if it means sacrificing gas money for virtual adventures.

So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more intense than a family argument over spending habits. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual chaos with us? Join now and let the madness begin!

StepBroBanterGoneWrong

18F, 20m, disgusted, ewew, Explanation, Friend, funny, hot, JOKE, Leave, Older, overreacted, Sensitive, StepBroBanterGoneWrong, Stepbrother, texted, Upset, Yelling

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8366
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

Are you tired of dealing with friends who have a crush on your stepbrother? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where stepbrother crushes are strictly prohibited! We have a zero-tolerance policy for any inappropriate comments about family members, so you can game in peace without any awkward encounters.

Our server is the perfect place to escape from the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where stepbrother crushes are a thing of the past. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious stories and outrageous adventures that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to stepbrother crushes once and for all. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BonerBlocker Minecraft SMP

awkward situations, body reactions, BonerBlocker, controlling erections, coping mechanisms, embarrassing moments, handling boners, male anatomy, male physiology, male sexuality, managing arousal, Minecraft, physical responses, public erections, random boner, self-control, sexual arousal, smp, social etiquette, spontaneous erections, uncomfortable situations, unexpected arousal, unwanted erections

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3003
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Animals Bred:	20
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	18

Are you tired of dealing with random boners in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where random boners are a thing of the past. Our server is so epic that even the pixels in the game are too distracted by the amazing builds to pop a boner. Plus, our resident wizard has cast a spell that turns any boners into diamond blocks – talk about a valuable problem to have! So come join us and say goodbye to awkward moments forever!

CraftyChicksVsBlockheads

advice, Communication, CraftyChicksVsBlockheads, dialogue, emotions, Empathy, experiences, Frustrations, gender differences, Insights, Listening, Men, misconceptions, Opinions, patience, Perspectives, reddit, relationships, Stereotypes, Understanding, Women

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2304
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	15

Calling all gamers and meme lords, are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for chaos and hilarity!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or embark on a quest to find the legendary golden potato hidden deep within the Nether realm. But beware, for the server is also home to the elusive “Dancing Creeper” who will challenge you to a dance-off for epic loot.

And ladies, if you think you can handle the madness, then come on down and show us what you’ve got! Who knows, you might just become the queen of the server and earn the title of “Minecraft Goddess”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and a whole lot of WTF moments! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

AmmoBlast Minecraft Server

AmmoBlast, ammunition depot, defense strategy, drone attack, eastern europe, international relations, military conflict, military defense, military escalation, military intelligence, military intervention, Military operations, military strike, military technology, Minecraft, political tensions, russia, security measures, Server, Ukraine, Ukraine-Russia relations, War Tactics, WARFARE

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3170
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Falling into the Void:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT MAKES UKRAINE LOOK LIKE AMATEURS? COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER WHERE WE DESTROY AMMO DEPOTS WITH DRONES WHILE BUILDING EPIC CASTLES MADE OF DIAMOND BLOCKS!

WE’VE GOT CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE RUSSIAN MISSILES AND ZOMBIES THAT FIGHT LIKE UKRAINIAN SOLDIERS! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH A BLOCKY WORLD WHERE ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE, EVEN PEACE IN THE MIDDLE EAST!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND BECOME A LEGEND IN A WORLD WHERE UKRAINE IS THE LEAST OF YOUR WORRIES!

CraftyCoupRus

alleged, armenia, Arrests, collaboration, Conspiracy, coup plot, CraftyCoupRus, destabilization, Espionage, foreign relations, Government, intelligence agencies, internal threats, investigation, Military, Politics, Russian, SECURITY, suspects, Treason, Uncover

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	883
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Falling into the Void:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Emeralds Found:	8271
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

lol imagine if this was a minecraft server plot twist! like u join the server and suddenly u uncover an alleged coup plot with russian traces! u gotta build ur base, gather ur resources, and team up with other players to take down the evil mastermind behind the coup! but watch out for the russian spies trying to sabotage ur mission! join now for a wild adventure full of twists and turns!