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MissileCraft Server: Ukraine vs Russia

aggression, border disputes, Conflict, cross-border attack, diplomatic crisis, eastern europe, foreign policy, Hits, international relations, Military Action, military escalation, military strike, missile launch sites, MissileCraft, political tensions, regional conflict, RETALIATION, russia, security threat, Server, Ukraine, War

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3006
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Ores Mined:	3755	Gods Slained:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Void Armor Forged:	29

Come join our epic Minecraft server where we launch missiles at each other like we’re Ukraine hitting missile launch sites in Russia! It’s a blast, literally! Join now for the most explosive PvP battles you’ve ever seen in your life. Who needs swords and bows when you have missiles, am I right? Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in the middle of a war zone (in a good way, of course). So what are you waiting for? Come join the chaos and mayhem on our server today!

BlockyBattlesMC

armed conflict, BlockyBattlesMC, CASUALTIES, clash, Commander, Conflict, death toll, gaza, Hamas, Israeli forces, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, militant leader, military operation, palestinian authority, palestinians, Political unrest, resistance, security forces, violence, West Bank

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8974
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Crops Grown:	8843	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

lol join our epic minecraft server where u can battle it out like a hamas commander in the west bank but without all the danger lolz. u can build ur own base and defend it from crazy zombies and creepers. plus, u can team up with ur friends and create ur own army to take over the server. come join the fun and see if u have what it takes to be the ultimate minecraft warrior!

PlumJuiceCraft

antioxidant-rich, Beverage, DELICIOUS, drink, Flavorful, Fresh, Fruit, healthy, homemade, Hydrating, Juice, Natural, no added sugar, nutrition, plum, PlumJuiceCraft, prune, Refreshing, summer drink, Tasty, vitamin C

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9907
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Votes:	6386	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15

yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server, cuz like, we got plums and prune juice for dayz, even tho plum juice aint a real thing. but like, we got so much juice u gonna be swimmin in it like a juicy mermaid or somethin. plus, our server got unicorns ridin on rainbowz and creepers dancin to disco music. it’s like a party in yo blocky world, so come join us and let’s get juicy together!

GutCraft: Mini-Guts Lab!

cell biology, Crohn’s disease, digestive system, disease understanding, DNA modification, gastrointestinal health, genetic modification, genetic switches, gut cells, GutCraft, IBD, inflammatory bowel disease, intestinal disorders, Lab, Laboratory, medical breakthrough, medical science, mini-guts, MiniGuts, research, scientists, switches

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7330
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	5

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server where we got scientists growin’ mini-guts in da lab! like, whoa, u can learn all bout Crohn’s disease and inflammatory bowel disease while playin’ minecraft, how cool is dat? plus, we got these wild “switches” that modify DNA in gut cells, like some next level stuff, man. join now for a gut-bustin’ good time!

The Vanilla-y Awesomeness of Valoria, now with 50% less squares!

armor, awesomeness, bedrock realm, Cooking, Discord, Fun, Hidden Secrets, Lore, Medieval, mod, Mystery, opportunity, ORGANIZED, PLAYER LORE, Players Simulate Medieval Minecraft, protagnst, Secrets, Semi Vanilla, Spawn, squares, Stories, Valoria, Vanillay

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8442
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	196
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Join the Lands of Valoria Today!

Based on Protagnst’s “Players Simulate Medieval Minecraft”, the Valoria server is a bedrock realm filled with opportunity and fun!

We have a very organized discord server and unique ideas for you to experience. This realm is based on medieval Minecraft with a medieval armor mod and a very nice spawn. It is heavily reliant on player lore and stories, with Valoria’s own hidden secrets to uncover. Come join and be part of the mystery to reunite The Lands of Valoria! Contact “bigg_money7” or “Deadgear788” on Discord to join.

Discord Server Invite

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the theme of the Valoria server?	The Valoria server is based on medieval Minecraft with a focus on player lore and stories.
Is there a special mod or plugin used on the server?	Yes, there is a medieval armor mod used on the Valoria server.
How can I join the Valoria server?	Contact “bigg_money7” or “Deadgear788” on Discord for joining instructions.
Are there hidden secrets in Valoria?	Yes, Valoria has its own hidden secrets waiting to be discovered by players.

CraftyColonials Minecraft Server

American colonies, american revolution, colonial america, colonial architecture, colonial culture, colonial economy, colonial education, colonial expansion, colonial government, colonial independence, colonial legacy, colonial life, colonial period, colonial politics, colonial religion, colonial settlements, colonial society, colonial trade, colonial warfare, CraftyColonials, History, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2443
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6865	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have recreated colonial America…but with a twist! Instead of boring history lessons, you can experience the thrill of battling zombies with muskets and trading with villagers dressed in powdered wigs.

Join us for epic quests like the Boston Tea Party, where you have to sneak past the British guards to dump tea into the harbor. Or try your hand at farming like a true pioneer, except instead of corn and wheat, you’ll be growing diamonds and emeralds!

But beware, there are rumors of a secret underground society of creepers plotting to overthrow the colonial government. Will you join forces with them or fight against their explosive plans?

So come on down to our server and experience colonial America like never before. Who knew history could be this hilarious and action-packed?

Firstie’s AFK, Thirdies’ Minecraft Server

Afk, career advancement, Career Growth, FIRSTIE, firsties, job responsibilities, job satisfaction, Minecraft, networking, office culture, office environment, office life, office politics, procrastination, productivity, professional development, Server, socializing, thirdies, Time management, work, work ethic, work-life balance, workplace dynamics

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9886
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Potions Brewed:	98
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Are you tired of being a boring firstie stuck in an office all day? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the thirdies are living their best lives! We’ve got pigs flying, chickens doing the cha-cha, and cows breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are throwing dance parties instead of blowing things up. So come on over and join the fun – who needs a boring office job when you can be living it up in our crazy Minecraft world!

LockBoxLULZ

adhd, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Confrontation, family, father in-law, handyman, in-laws, Lock, LockBoxLULZ, Projects, Property, relationships, Respect, Toolbox, Tools, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8892
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Join our server where we hide tools in secret chests all over the map and lock them with combination locks! Just like the toolbox in this story, you’ll have to crack the code to access the best tools for your projects.

But beware, just like the OP’s father-in-law, we take tool security very seriously. If you try to use someone else’s tools without permission, you might find yourself locked out of the server altogether!

Join now for a thrilling adventure filled with hidden treasures, locked chests, and maybe even some in-law drama. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense?

BlockParty Minecraft Server

4-day work week, blockparty, employee satisfaction, flexible schedule, job satisfaction, Minecraft, opinion, productivity, Server, Time management, work culture, work efficiency, work flexibility, work hours, work productivity, work schedule, work week length, work-life balance, work-life benefits, work-life harmony, work-life integration, work-life quality, work-life wellbeing

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3261
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	876	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Are you tired of spending all your time in the real world working a boring 9-5 job? Well, come join our Minecraft server where every week is a 4-day work week! That’s right, spend your days mining diamonds and building epic structures instead of sitting in a stuffy office. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who will trade you rare items for their favorite snacks. So why wait? Join now and start living your best blocky life!

Respawned Loot Drama

belongings, belongings dispute, belongings distribution, belongings ownership, belongings recovery, death, Drama, Estate, Inheritance, Legal, legal process, legal rights, Loot, missing persons, mistaken identity, ownership, personal effects, possessions, Probate, Property, Respawned, survivorship

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	272
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Magic Items Found:	7497

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story that will blow your mind.

Once upon a time, a player on our server was declared dead after a tragic creeper explosion. Their items were scattered and looted by other players, thinking they were gone for good. But lo and behold, the player miraculously respawned and came back to reclaim their belongings. And you know what we did? We threw a massive in-game party to celebrate their resurrection and gave them DOUBLE the amount of items they lost! That’s right, only on our server can you die and come back to even better loot than before.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where the impossible is possible and the absurd is encouraged, then join us now! Who knows what crazy adventures and unexpected twists await you in this wacky world. See you there!