Sarge’s Blocky Heroes Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	181
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	369465	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Are you ready to join the most epic army of (wo)men in the Minecraft universe? Welcome to Sarge’s Hero(in)es, where you’ll embark on crazy missions and battle against evil mobs with your fellow soldiers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Sarge, a retired military general who now leads us in epic battles and gives out insane rewards for completing missions. Rumor has it that he once defeated a horde of creepers with just a stick and a potato.

Join us now and become a hero(in) in Sarge’s army! Fight alongside your comrades, build epic fortresses, and maybe even uncover the hidden treasures of the Minecraft world. Just beware of Sarge’s pet chicken, Cluck Norris – he may look cute, but he’s a fierce warrior in disguise.

So what are you waiting for? Join Sarge’s Hero(in)es today and let the adventure begin!

CraftyFooty Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6711
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Chimeras Created:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	96
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Join our Minecraft server and experience the peak of entertainment! Our players are so dedicated that they will pretend to be injured for hours just to score a goal. It’s like watching a soccer match, but with blocky characters and explosive creepers. You’ll be shouting “OH MY SCIENCE” and “DID YOU SEE THAT??” as you witness the epic battles and hilarious antics unfold. So come join us and see why this server is super popular – just be prepared for some outrageous gameplay!

BlockyBoys- No More Bad Boyfriends

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5787
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Meteorites Collected:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	97	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Magic Items Found:	1540	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Welcome to the most drama-filled Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you’re tired of attracting the wrong creepers and want to break the cycle of dating skeletons in the closet.

Our players have the absolute worst taste in blocks, always choosing the crumbling ones that are one hit away from breaking. But don’t worry, we have plenty of red flags to warn you about which blocks to avoid.

We have players who will break into your pixelated house, cut up all your diamond armor, and pour lava all over your bed. And guess what? They won’t even get blocked because they know your Minecraft brother will come after them with a diamond sword.

If you’re looking for attention, look no further! Our players are constantly posting quotes in the chat, plastering their pixelated adventures all over the server, and seeking validation from everyone in sight.

So join us on this wild ride of a server, where the drama never ends and the creepers never stop exploding. And remember, it’s not our fault for attracting bad players, it’s just our destiny to keep respawning and trying again. See you in the world of blocks and bad decisions!

CraftyFacts Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3705
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
New Chunks Explored:	106393	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Crops Grown:	5057	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Farms Harvested:	732	Wilderness Tamed:	5

Did you know that on our Minecraft server, you can ride on flying pigs while battling zombie chickens armed with diamond swords? It may sound like a crazy dream, but it’s totally true! Join us for the wildest adventure of your life and experience the insanity for yourself. Who needs reality when you can have flying pigs and zombie chickens in Minecraft? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

ScareCraft: Nightmare Jobs

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2081
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Love Letters Sent:	18
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the scariest thing you encounter is a creeper blowing up your house? Well, look no further because on our server, the most terrifying job is… being the designated chicken wrangler! That’s right, these feathered fiends are not your average cluckers – they will stop at nothing to overthrow you and take control of the server. Can you handle the pressure of keeping these rebellious fowl in line?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. That’s right, not only will you have to battle this fearsome beast, but you’ll also have to endure his terrible puns and dad jokes. Can you defeat him without dying of laughter?

Join our server now for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else! Just remember, the chickens are watching… always watching.

PowerOutageCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6063
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the only strikes you’ll see are from creepers blowing up your house! forget about power outages, we have unlimited virtual power to keep the fun going 24/7! plus, our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual russia without the political drama. join now and experience the chaos and mayhem in the best way possible – through blocks and pixels!

SlovakCraft: Orbán’s Moscow Adventure

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4536
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Votes:	3316	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Runes Activated:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Dragon Scales Harvested:	181	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19

LOL come join our minecraft server, where the prime minister of Slovakia wishes he could play with us instead of hanging out with Viktor Orbán in Moscow! We’re so lit even politicians wanna ditch their boring meetings to build epic castles and mine for diamonds with us. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide from creepers and plot world domination. Don’t miss out on all the fun, join now before the prime minister changes his mind and tries to steal our diamonds!

Ex-MineCraft Lovebirds

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3624
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	21

come join our server where we have divorce lawyers falling in love with each other because they’ve seen some crazy relationships that make them thankful for their own partners! watch as they build houses together and mine for diamonds while discussing the wildest divorce cases they’ve ever seen. you won’t find a more entertaining group of players on any other server. plus, who wouldn’t want to witness the drama and chaos of divorce lawyers navigating their own relationships in the world of minecraft? join now for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience!

GoldenAge Servers presents: The Upside-Down Minecraft Experience – SkyGrid Edition

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6726
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9103	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
New Chunks Explored:	329653	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Void Gems Collected:	24	Emeralds Found:	3897
Crops Grown:	8579	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

GoldenAge SMP

Server Info
Server Type	SMP
Version	Better Than Adventure! 7.1 w/ Babric Mods
Whitelist	Exclusive whitelist-only

Overview

The do whatever, be whatever serverest 3/26/24

This server is an exclusive whitelist-only SMP that relies completely on mutual trust between player and server. We are attempting a real life replication, with business, banks, history. If that is something you would be interested in, consider joining us!

Public Community Event

We’re hosting a public community event, the only one that will ever happen on our server! Join our Skygrid event by joining the Discord below to stay posted. It’s happening in 7 days!

No whitelisting required!

Skygrid Launch Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSFUi2BxnlI

Website: https://goldenage-smp.org/

Discord: https://discord.gg/wSyTHZuJhQ

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server whitelist-only?	Yes, the server is exclusive whitelist-only.
What version of Minecraft does the server run?	The server runs Better Than Adventure! 7.1 with Babric Mods.
What is the theme of the server?	The server attempts a real life replication with elements like business, banks, and history.
Is there a public community event happening?	Yes, there is a Skygrid event happening in 7 days. Join the Discord to stay updated.

FlatEarthCraft – The Most Square Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6817
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	451	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of redstone engineering?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the server lies a secret treasure chest filled with unlimited stacks of enchanted golden carrots. And if you manage to find it, you’ll gain the ability to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to follow you around and serenade you with their beautiful bleats.

So why does this psyop exist, you ask? Well, the point is simple – to provide the most ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft experience you’ve ever had. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other!

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