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ChiquitaCraft: Banana Bandits Be Gone!

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8531
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1

so, like, come join our epic minecraft server cuz we got bananas, man. like, not just any bananas, but GIANT bananas. and get this, these bananas are so big, they can actually control paramilitaries in colombia. yeah, you heard that right. our bananas are so powerful, they can make a whole jury hold chiquita liable for financing those paramilitaries. like, how crazy is that? so come on, join our server and see for yourself the power of the almighty banana. it’s bananas, man. literally.

CraftyEmoteFun

Body language, CraftyEmoteFun, emotional awareness, emotional connection, emotional expression, emotional intelligence, emotional regulation, emotional response, emotions, Empathy, face expressions, facial cues, facial feedback, facial muscles, feeling, mimicry, nonverbal communication, Psychology, Relevant, SELF AWARENESS, Voluntary

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6151
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	254
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Towns Built:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	292	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

so, like, on this server, right, you can, like, totally experience ALL the emotions just by making the right face! like, if you wanna feel super happy, just smile like a maniac and BAM, you’re on cloud nine! wanna feel angry? just scrunch up your face like you just ate a lemon and BOOM, instant rage mode activated! it’s like your face is a remote control for your feelings, man. join this server and unlock the power of your facial expressions! it’s like a whole new level of emotional gaming, dude. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get those faces moving and grooving!

BrainBlockCraft: Where Minds and Pixels Collide

brain differences, brain regions, BrainBlockCraft, collide, Distress, emotion, gender differences, HSDD, hypoactive sexual desire disorder, Men, mental health, Minds.., neuroscience, pixels, Psychology, research, sexual desire, sexual dysfunction, sexual health, sexual interest, study, visual cortex, Women

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8275
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	73	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

hey u, yea u, do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u should cuz we got brain differences goin on up in here! like wut even is HSDD? who cares, all u need to know is that it affects 10% of women and 8% of men, and it’s makin their brains go all wonky! in women, it messes with their emotion brain regions, and in men, it’s all about the visual cortex! so if u wanna see some crazy brain stuff happenin while u build ur epic minecraft creations, then join us now! cuz this server is like no other, it’s a brain bonanza up in here!

NeanderKun’s Minecraft Server

best wishes, comfort, concern, Good Vibes, health, Hope, KUN, Minecraft, NeanderKuns, neanderthal, neanderthal kun, okay, positive energy, positive thoughts, Reassurance, Recovery, Safety, sending love, Server, Support, well-wishes, wellness, wishing well

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6845
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Void Gems Collected:	40	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	15
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on a wild adventure where you’ll encounter Neanderthal Kun, a mysterious figure who roams the lands in search of his lost pet rock. Will you help him find it? Or will you join forces with the rock and start a rebellion against Neanderthal Kun? The possibilities are endless on our server! So come on and join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Just make sure to watch out for flying pigs and dancing creepers along the way!

PooftersCraft Minecraft Server

acceptance, activism, advocacy, Awareness, CHANGE, Community, companies, discrimination, Diversity, empowerment, equality, inclusion, LGBTQ, Minecraft, poofters, PooftersCraft, pride, progress, RIGHTS, Server, solidarity, Support, Workplace

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9476
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Alien Abductions:	3

Welcome to the most fabulous Minecraft server in existence! We may be called “Two companies for poofters,” but don’t let the name fool you – we are all about fun and craziness here.

Join us if you want to ride rainbow-colored llamas into battle, build a castle made entirely of glitter blocks, and participate in epic dance parties with skeletons and creepers. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is known to break out into a spontaneous tap dance routine.

Looking for a challenge? How about trying to survive in our “Cotton Candy Canyon” biome, where the ground is made of marshmallows and the trees are giant lollipops? Or take on our custom boss, the Disco Llama, who attacks with a barrage of disco balls and confetti cannons.

But the real reason to join our server? The legendary treasure hidden deep within the “Unicorn Caves,” rumored to be guarded by a flock of sparkly pink sheep and a squad of ninja pandas. Will you be the one to uncover the secrets of this magical realm?

So come on over to “Two companies for poofters” and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what wacky adventures and absurd shenanigans await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience!

Dad’sSideChickNoHelp Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Cheating, Communication, DadsSideChickNoHelp, difficult situations, Divorce, emotional turmoil, family, family conflict, family dynamics, father’s affair partner, loyalty, Minecraft, moral dilemmas, parenting, personal boundaries, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, stepkids, Support

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7279
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Divine Spears Created:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of family betrayal, cheating scandals, and unexpected alliances – all in the virtual world of Minecraft!

Imagine building your dream castle while dodging texts from your dad’s ex-affair partner begging for your support. Or teaming up with her kids, who see you as their long-lost brother, to take down the ultimate villain – your cheating dad! It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and block-building fun!

So if you’re ready for a wild ride of family drama and Minecraft adventures, join our server now! Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Don’t be an AHole like your dad – join us today!

BabyNameDrama2021

asserting authority, baby names, baby naming, BabyNameDrama2021, Boundaries, Communication Issues, Disrespect, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, generational differences, Golden Child, name ownership, parental favoritism, parenting, setting boundaries, sibling relationship, sibling rivalry, sister, snarky response

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	734
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Ores Mined:	8932	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the chaos just like this family drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories.

Are you tired of boring servers where everyone plays nice? Well, look no further because on our server, you can name your Minecraft baby whatever you want, even if it’s on someone else’s baby name list! Take that, Jade!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with snarky responses, dismissive attitudes, and family drama that will make you question if you’ve gone too far. Who needs a good sister when you can have a whole community of players who will have your back no matter what?

So come join us on this wild Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and never back down from a good argument. Who knows, you might even find yourself blocking your own family members in real life just for fun! See you there!

Blocky Afterparty Minecraft Server

after party, afterparty, blocky, Bonding, Communication, connecting with others, Debriefing, emotional processing, exploring boundaries, group sex, Intimacy, Minecraft, Orgy, physical recovery, post-orgy etiquette, relationships, Relaxation, self-care, Server, sexual activity, sexual exploration, sharing experiences, socializing, Unwinding

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7981
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Villages Defended:	20	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

Well, on our Minecraft server, they join us for an epic virtual adventure! Imagine this: after a wild night of partying, everyone decides to unwind by hopping on our server and building giant phallic-shaped structures out of pixelated blocks. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you. Plus, we have a special event every Friday where players compete in a “Best Orgy-inspired Build” contest. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of players trying to recreate their wildest fantasies in Minecraft form. So come join us and let your creativity run wild (just like those post-orgy vibes)!

PixelParentingCraft

Challenges, children, Emotional journey, family, fulfillment, growth, joy, learning, Life Changes, love, new beginnings, parenting, patience, personal development, perspective change, PixelParentingCraft, Priorities, RESPONSIBILITY, sacrifice, Selflessness, transformation

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1974
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Zombie Dances:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Endless Night Skies:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner child while also experiencing the joys of parenthood? Look no further, because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and responsibility!

Join our server and experience the thrill of raising virtual Minecraft babies while fending off creepers and zombies. Watch as your little blocky offspring grow up and become expert builders, all while learning valuable life lessons like teamwork and resource management.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of Minecraft parents who have banded together to protect their young from the dangers of the blocky world. Join forces with other parents to build epic fortresses, go on daring adventures, and maybe even uncover the mystery of the legendary Diamond Diaper.

So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure! Who knew that parenting in a virtual world could be so much fun?

HezbollahHavocCraft

border, Commander, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, escalation, hezbollah, HezbollahHavocCraft, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, missile attack, Political unrest, RETALIATION, Rockets, SECURITY, Tensions, violence, War

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6740
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	75	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Potions Brewed:	60	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	14

come join our epic minecraft server where we have rockets firing from lebanon and israel and stuff. it’s like a warzone but with blocks and creepers. you gotta join if you wanna survive the chaos and build the ultimate base to protect yourself from all the crazy explosions. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from all the madness and plot your revenge against those pesky creepers. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!