Jason Derulo New Single Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Park Like This Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9936
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	39	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Villages Defended:	16	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Star Shards Collected:	145	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Animals Bred:	110

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate playground for chaos and hilarity! Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie unicorns, mining diamonds with a spoon, and riding pigs into battle against evil villagers.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a magical land where pigs fly and cows dance.

But that’s not all! Our community is full of hilarious players who love to prank each other and pull off epic trolling stunts. So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and make memories that will last a lifetime, come join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Oil ers Minecraft SMP Over

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9008
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to be part of epic battles against giant oilers who are trying to take over the server with their oily ways. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of chaos anywhere else! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground oil wrestling ring where players can duke it out for the title of Oiliest Player. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the oily madness begin!

LoveCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8490
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! 🌟

🤣 Looking for a place to build your dream castle without worrying about rent? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you, especially if your parents are willing to foot the bill. Who needs financial independence when you have unlimited blocks to build with? 🤣

🚀 Join us and leave behind the struggles of adulthood – here, you can thrive without any judgment! Build your empire, explore new lands, and let your creativity run wild. And hey, if anyone tries to lecture you about growing up, just tell them your parents love you more! 😂

💰 So come on, join our server and let’s have a blast together! Who needs financial independence when you have a pickaxe and a dream? Let’s mine, build, and laugh our way through this crazy adventure! 💰

CraftyNamez: NoNameChange4Daughter, StuffySnub4HalfSis

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7676
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Meteorites Collected:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dysfunctional than your own family? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, jealousy, and entitlement – just like in this crazy story!

Immerse yourself in a world where stepmothers and stepsisters fight over inheritance, where grandmas play favorites, and where naming your child after a deceased loved one leads to a full-blown family feud. And don’t worry, we have plenty of stuffed animals to go around – but only for the chosen few!

Join now and experience the thrill of navigating through family drama while trying to build your dream Minecraft world. Who needs a dysfunctional family when you can have a dysfunctional Minecraft server instead? Let the chaos begin!

OuchieMcSMP

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5117
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
New Chunks Explored:	172824	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	16

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the thrill of dodging virtual lava while building your dream castle! Our server is so intense, it’ll make your most severe physical injury look like a paper cut. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood giant chicken looking for its lost eggs. So come join us for some epic adventures and questionable boss battles!

RegretCraft: The End is Near

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	590
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Ores Mined:	3313	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

Are you tired of disappointing endings in movies and TV shows? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server guarantees a satisfying conclusion to every adventure! Join us and experience epic plot twists, jaw-dropping cliffhangers, and mind-blowing revelations that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about block-building games. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a server where every ending is a masterpiece!

Mushroom Mayhem Server

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2804
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Void Gems Collected:	11	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

yo, yo, yo! u gotta join this epic minecraft server, cuz let me tell u sumthin wild. there’s a rumor goin round that magic mushrooms could go extinct someday. but guess what, on our server, we got an endless supply of magic mushrooms! u can trip out while building ur dream castle, man. it’s like a psychedelic paradise up in here. join now before the shrooms disappear forever, dude!

Vaxx Deniers R Us

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4910
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! This place is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out here.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Yeah, you heard me right, LASER CHICKENS! And don’t even get me started on the disco parties we have in the Nether. It’s like Studio 54, but with more lava.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot in the game. Rumor has it that Notch himself left a diamond pickaxe down there for the chosen one to find. Will it be you?

So come on down to our server and join the madness. Who needs a COVID-19 vaccine when you have a place this crazy to escape to? Let’s get crafting, baby!

Crafty Clash Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4678
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7618	Potions Brewed:	97
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on! This server is so lit, it makes the Nether look like a walk in the park. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazier adventures than trying to tame a pack of creepers.

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground city where you can trade with villagers who sell enchanted diamond armor for the low, low price of a stack of emeralds. And don’t even get me started on the hidden treasure chests filled with rare items like golden apples and dragon eggs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Packfiller edition, where you can battle against Ashened, Tistina, and Flame Swordsman in epic PvP battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of action anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure that will have you saying “Ender Dragon who?” in no time. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things are about to get wild in here!

Troy (2004) Minecraft SMP is haram

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3357
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Villages Defended:	20
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Ores Mined:	5757
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, even the ancient city of Troy (2004) is considered haram here. That’s right, we’re breaking all the rules and turning up the heat!

2. Our players are so skilled, they can build a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and a single torch. It’s like magic, but with more explosions.

3. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. Want a diamond sword with infinite enchantments? We got you covered.

4. Our server events are legendary. Last week, we had a PvP tournament where the winner got a real-life llama delivered to their doorstep. Don’t ask how we pulled that off, just join and maybe you’ll win a camel next time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and prepare for the wildest adventure of your life! Just remember, Troy (2004) is haram here, so leave your Trojan horses at home.