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Crafted Survival

Adventure, bedrock, classic, Community, crafted, Diamond Economy, Explore, Griefers, Immersive, java, Join, one player sleep, Plugins, PORT, Ranks, Semi Vanilla, Shop, Survival, Thrive, Trade, Trust, Waiting

Server Name	Crafted Survival
Features	Semi-Vanilla SMP Land Claiming Shopping District Live World Map Ranks System One-Player Sleep
How to Join	Java IP: play.craftedsurvival.net Bedrock IP: play.craftedsurvival.net, Port: 19132
Discord	Join our Discord server

Overview

Looking for a friendly and immersive Minecraft community? Crafted Survival offers a semi-vanilla survival experience with helpful plugins, land claiming to protect your builds, a shopping district for trading, a live world map for exploration, a ranks system based on playtime and voting, and a one-player sleep feature to skip the night. Join today and start your adventure on Crafted Survival!

FAQ

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, land claiming is available to protect your builds from griefers.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join using the Java IP: play.craftedsurvival.net or the Bedrock IP: play.craftedsurvival.net, Port: 19132.

Q: Is there a way to trade with other players?

A: Yes, there is a shopping district where you can trade and shop with other players using a diamond economy.

Q: Can I explore the world in real-time?

A: Yes, there is a live world map available for players to explore the world in real-time.

Q: How can I earn ranks on the server?

A: Ranks on the server are based on playtime and voting, allowing you to earn trust-based ranks.

Q: Is there a Discord server for Crafted Survival?

A: Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/qJAx8w3jcn.

Q: Do I have to wait for everyone to sleep in order to skip the night?

A: No, there is a one-player sleep feature on the server, so you can skip the night without waiting for other players.

Rage Against the Void 1.20.2
1.20.2, anger, ENTITLEMENT, Frustration, gender dynamics, gender inequality, Gender norms, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, hard times, Losers, Males, Masculinity, RAGE, self worth, sexual entitlement, societal expectations, societal pressure, toxic masculinity, unemployment, Void, work, work ethic
Yo, bro, if you’re feeling like a loser in real life, come join our Minecraft server where you can be a winner! Who needs a job when you can be a block-building boss in our virtual world? And hey, just because you’re stacking blocks doesn’t mean you’re entitled to pixelated lovin’. Get your priorities straight, man! Join us and escape the harsh reality of adulting, where you can be a true alpha male in the world of blocks and creepers. Let’s gooooo!

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CraftyUncle’sNoobZone Minecraft Server
acceptance, Bonding, brotherhood, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Connection, CraftyUnclesNoobZone, Empathy, family, forgiveness, growth, Minecraft, personal development, quality time, reconciliation, relationships, Self-expression, Server, Siblings, Support, Trust, Understanding, Unity
🌟🚗🏁 HEY Y’ALL, WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE DRAMATIC THAN A SOAP OPERA? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE! 🏁🚗🌟
👀 SO, GET THIS – OUR SERVER IS LIKE A NASCAR RACE, BUT WITH BLOCKS AND CREEPERS! 🏎️💥
😜 ON THIS SERVER, YOU’LL EXPERIENCE MORE TWISTS AND TURNS THAN A RACETRACK! ONE MINUTE YOU’RE BUILDING A CASTLE, THE NEXT YOU’RE FIGHTING OFF ZOMBIES WITH YOUR BROTHERS! 💪🧟‍♂️
🤯 AND LET ME TELL YOU, THE DRAMA IS REAL! JUST LIKE HOW MAX STOOD UP FOR HIS LITTLE BROTHER AGAINST A RAGING FAN, YOU’LL FIND YOURSELF IN EPIC SHOWDOWNS AGAINST CREEPERS AND SKELETONS! 💥🤠
👾 JOIN OUR SERVER AND EXPERIENCE THE BONDING MOMENTS LIKE WHEN JAKE AND SHANE APOLOGIZED FOR MAKING THEIR LITTLE BROTHER FEEL LEFT OUT. WHO KNEW MINECRAFT COULD BE SO HEARTWARMING? ❤️👨‍👦‍👦
🚀 SO, IF YOU’RE READY FOR AN ADVENTURE FILLED WITH ACTION, DRAMA, AND BROTHERLY LOVE, THEN HOP ONTO OUR SERVER AND LET THE BLOCKY FUN BEGIN! 🎉🔥💎

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NukeBuddies Minecraft SMP
Alliance, Budapest Memorandum, defense partners, diplomatic commitments, Geopolitics, global stability, historical agreements, international relations, military cooperation, Minecraft, nuclear disarmament, nuclear weapons, NukeBuddies, peacekeeping efforts, Reliability, russia, SECURITY, smp, strategic partnerships, trustworthiness, uk, Ukraine, US
Bro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, so lit, you gotta join ASAP. So, like, back in 1994, Russia, the US, and the UK were all like, "Yo Ukraine, give us your nukes and we’ll totally protect you, bro." And Ukraine was like, "Sure, why not?" But like, now we gotta ask ourselves, are these three countries gonna actually defend Ukraine if sht goes down? I mean, who knows, man. But like, forget all that serious stuff, come join our Minecraft server and let’s build some crazy sht together. We got like, diamonds for days and creepers for nights, it’s gonna be a blast. So yeah, join now and let’s see if these countries can keep their promises, or if they’re just a bunch of noobs. Peace out, broskis!

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CraftyLiesMC
Adult, biggest lie, Childhood, CraftyLiesMC, Deception, disbelief, family, funny, growing up, gullible, hindsight, imagination, Innocence, lessons learned, life lessons, Memories, misconceptions, Naive, storytelling, Trust, truth revealed
Remember when your parents told you that eating carrots would make you see in the dark? Well, they were lying to you because the real secret to unlocking your night vision is joining our Minecraft server! Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so epic that your eyes will literally start glowing in the dark once you start playing.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of building diamond castles. If you can find them, they might just teach you their ways and you’ll be living in a palace made of diamonds in no time.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a magical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Imagine building a house out of marshmallows and swimming in a pool of chocolate milk. It’s a sugar rush like no other!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and unlock a world of endless possibilities, insane adventures, and maybe even some talking pigs. Trust us, it’s way better than eating carrots.

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Zelenskyy’s Defense Minecraft Server
blowout, Defender, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, interests, international relations, leadership, Minecraft, Oval Office, Politics, president, protest, public opinion, Rally, Server, solidarity, Support, Ukraine, ukrainians, zelenskyy, Zelenskyys
so, like, this server is like the ultimate place to be, ya know? like, ukrainians are all like rallying around this dude named Zelenskyy, and he’s like the ultimate defender of Ukraine’s interests, man. after this crazy Oval Office blowout, everyone is like, “yo, we gotta join this server to show our support for Zelenskyy!”
like, imagine building a giant statue of Zelenskyy in Minecraft and having epic battles to defend Ukraine’s interests against all the haters out there. it’s like a virtual war zone, but with way more explosions and way less consequences.
plus, we have this secret underground bunker where we store all the rarest items and treasures. only the bravest and most skilled players can find it and claim its riches. are you up for the challenge? join now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft server ever!

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ZelenskyCraft – Scrap Trump’s Visit!
call to scrap, controversy, Decision making, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, Government, Impeachment, international relations, opposition, Politics, presidential visit, protest, public opinion, Row, Scrap, state visit, trump, Trumps, Ukraine, Visit, White House, Zelensky, ZelenskyCraft
lol u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz it’s like the wildest ride of ur life, bro. like, u think u know minecraft but u ain’t seen nothin’ yet. we got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ the cha-cha, and villagers breakdancin’ like there’s no tomorrow.
but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot, like enchanted diamond swords and golden apples that make u invincible. and don’t even get me started on the nether portal – rumor has it there’s a whole other dimension in there with unicorns and rainbows.
oh, and did i mention the giant chicken boss that roams the land, terrorizing unsuspecting players? yea, it’s a thing. but don’t worry, we’re all in this together. join us on this crazy journey and let’s take on the minecraft world like never before. trust me, u won’t regret it.

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Methane Madness: Sudd Swamp, Turkmenistan Coast, Ibera Wetland, Liaoning Laughs
anthropogenic sources, argentina, China, climate change, Coast, data analysis, Emissions, environmental impact, greenhouse gas, Ibera, Ibera wetland, industrial activities, laughs, Liaoning, madness, Mapping, methane, methane emissions, methane production, oil and gas, persistent methane sources, south Sudan, sudd, Sudd wetland, Swamp, Top Global, turkmenistan, Turkmenistan coast, Wetland, Wetlands
come join our epic minecraft server where we have more methane sources than south sudan’s wetland! we got so much gas, you’ll be farting diamonds in no time! our turkmenistan coast oil and gas is so lit, it’ll make your head spin! and don’t even get us started on argentina’s iberia wetland, the only thing wetter than our players’ tears when they lose their loot! plus, our china liaoning sources are so anthropogenic, they’ll make you question your existence! join now for a gas-tastic time!

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The Perch

active community, ask questions, community-driven, cozy space, Discord, Drama-free, Events, Feedback, Ip:, Map, perch, Player-ran shops, Ranking system, rent claims, second home, Sell, smp, tailor-made, transparency, Unique, Vanilla

The Perch Minecraft Server Overview

Description	Details
Type	Semi-vanilla, community-driven server
Features	Never-resetting map Ranking system based on time played Active community with player-ran shops and events Sell and rent claims system

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How can I join The Perch server? A: You can join by using the IP address rd.the-perch.net in your Minecraft client.

Q: Is there a Discord server for The Perch? A: Yes, you can join our Discord server at https://discord.the-perch.net/.

Q: What makes The Perch unique? A: The server separates itself by focusing on community needs, offering a cozy space without toxicity or drama, and introducing custom features.

Q: How can I get more information about the server map? A: You can view the interactive map at https://map.the-perch.net/.

Bussy World Craft 1.21.1
1.21.1, Bussy, Craft, world
Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they got the biggest, baddest bwc in all of Minecraft! And not just any bwc, but the bwc that will make your bussy sing with joy! Trust me, you won’t find bwc like this anywhere else in the Minecraft universe. So what are you waiting for? Get on this server and get that bwc in your bussy! It’s a game-changer, bro.

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