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Toilet Time Minecraft Server

bathroom humor, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, emergency, evacuation, funny, Houthi rockets, humor, India, lmfao, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, new toilets, pajeets, Protection, rocket attacks, Safety, Server, Shelters, Time, TOILET, toilet humor, War

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	248
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Crops Grown:	3396
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing falling from the sky are diamonds and not Houthi rockets! Join us for a wild ride as we build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and laugh at the pajeets trying to use their toilets as shelters (seriously, who does that?).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them for a dance party like no other and earn special llama-themed rewards.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the pajeets and their toilet shelters in the dust!

Cute Boy (Female) Minecraft SMP

bisexuality, Boy, cute, female, Gender Expression, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, Gender norms, Homosexuality, LGBT acceptance, LGBT activism, LGBT allies, LGBT discrimination, LGBT inclusion, LGBT pride, LGBT Relationships, LGBT stereotypes, LGBT visibility, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ support, Minecraft, sexual orientation, smp

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7822
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Villages Defended:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	362	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our wacky and wild SMP where the only rule is to go gay for a cute boy (female)! That’s right, forget about diamonds and redstone, the real treasure here is finding your Minecraft soulmate.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who only speaks in puns. Will you be brave enough to face this feathered fiend and uncover the secrets of the server?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, our server also has a secret underground disco club where the creepers like to bust a move. So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and your willingness to go gay for a cute boy/female)!

SkinnySis Minecraft Server

anorexia, Apology, body image, concern, Confrontation, control, family, forgiveness, health, husband, Jealousy, Marriage, Minecraft, Misogyny, ROMANTICIZING, Server, sister, skinny, SkinnySis, TOXIC, weight, Willpower

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2327
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! Just like how this sister’s husband controls her diet, our server will control your gaming experience in the most outrageous ways possible.

Imagine a world where your every move is dictated by a mysterious force, just like how this husband dictates his wife’s meals. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun (we promise)!

Experience the thrill of being yelled at by virtual characters for speaking your mind, just like how this sister confronted her sibling for expressing concern. Who knew virtual confrontation could be so exhilarating?

So come on, join us on this crazy adventure where you’ll never know what to expect next. Just like how this sister’s family never expected her sudden transformation, you’ll never expect what our server has in store for you. Trust us, it’ll be a journey you won’t soon forget!

BikiniBlockParty

bathing suit shopping, bathing suits, bedroom etiquette, BikiniBlockParty, body confidence, body image, Boundaries, boyfriend’s friends, Communication, intimate apparel, personal space, privacy, privacy in relationships, relationship dynamics, Respect, respect for others, Self-expression, setting boundaries, small apartment, social norms, unintentional exposure

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7910
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Buildings Constructed:	40
Secret Passages Found:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where trying on bathing suits in your bedroom is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and scandalous moments.

Explore our virtual world with your friends and show off your best bathing suit creations in the privacy of your own virtual bedroom. Who knows what kind of crazy reactions you’ll get from other players when they catch a glimpse of your pixelated booty hanging out!

Join now and experience the thrill of pushing the boundaries of Minecraft fashion while causing drama and chaos among your fellow players. Don’t miss out on the chance to make unforgettable memories and questionable decisions in our one-of-a-kind server. See you there!

Minecraft SMP: IntrovertCare

introversion, IntrovertCare, introverted, introverted lifestyle, introverted mental health, introverted mental wellness, introverted self-care, introverted well-being, Introverts, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health maintenance, mental health management, mental health strategies, mental health support, mental health tips, Mental well-being, Mental Wellness, Minecraft, self care tips, self-care, self-care for introverts, smp

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	100
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Are you tired of the real world constantly trying to socialize with you? Do you prefer the company of pixelated animals over real people? Then boy, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join our server and escape the horrors of small talk and awkward social interactions. Our community is filled with fellow introverts who understand the struggle of having to interact with humans.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours.

So come on down to our server and let your introverted self roam free in a world where socializing is optional and chickens rule the land. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new members!

CraftyWakeUp

CraftyWakeUp, daily habits, early morning, first thoughts, morning energy, morning gratitude, morning meditation, morning mindset, morning mindset shift, morning motivation, morning positivity, morning reflection, morning rituals, morning routine, morning routine ideas, morning self-care, morning thoughts, productive mornings, starting the day, waking up, waking up happy

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1434
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Do you wake up thinking about bacon? Or maybe you’re dreaming about riding a llama through a field of diamonds? Well, on our epic Minecraft server, you can do both! Join us and experience the thrill of battling creepers while wearing a suit made entirely of enchanted golden carrots. Our server is so awesome, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and start your day off right with a dose of pixelated insanity!

BoomCraft Minecraft Server

BOOMCRAFT, breaking news, CASUALTIES, Conflict, current events, explosion, extremist organization, hezbollah, Injuries, international affairs, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, Minecraft, News, pagers explode, paramilitary group, security source, Server, Terrorism, violence, War, Wounded

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4528
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

OMG u guys, u gotta join this epic Minecraft server cuz it’s so lit, even Hezbollah members are getting in on the action! They were playing so hard that their pagers exploded, like BOOM! Talk about intense gameplay, amirite? Join now and see if you can survive longer than a Hezbollah pager, lolz!

Putin’s Baby Boom Bonanza

baby, birth rate crisis, birthrate, bonanza, boom, cultural norms, demographics, Family Planning, Family Values, fertility, government intervention., government policy, national strategy, population decline, population growth, Procreation, Putins, reproductive health, russia, russian society, societal pressure, sx, Vladimir Putin, work breaks

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5475
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	76
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Buildings Constructed:	37	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

join our epic minecraft server where vladimir putin himself wants you to have s*x during work breaks for the fate of russia!!! he says the declining birthrate can only be saved by crafting babies in minecraft!!! build a love shack, make some pixelated babies, and save the motherland!!! putin is counting on you, comrade!!! come join now for the most wild and crazy minecraft experience ever!!! 🤣🤪🇷🇺 #minecraftbabymaking #putinlovesminecraft #russiababies

BlockyBoundaries: SayNoToStress

agency.., anxiety, Assertiveness, BlockyBoundaries, Boundaries, communication skills, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, depression, emotional well being, impolite, mean, mental health, personal growth, randomized control trial, reduce stress, saying no, SayNoToStress, self esteem, self-care, self-confidence, setting boundaries

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7590
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Farms Harvested:	871
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

join dis epic minecraft server if u wanna learn how to be more assertive, cuz apparently dat reduces stress or sumthin. u can practice sayin no and settin boundaries without bein mean. plus, u can improve ur self-esteem and self-confidence while u play. so come join us and be assertive af in dis crazy minecraft world!

TerraNations

Adventure, Buildbattle, Creative, Earth, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	450
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Emeralds Found:	8267	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Welcome to TerraNations! Your prime destination for an earth-towny server. With numerous features to come, you’ll find a great home here.

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