| Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 1475 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 8 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 17 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 7395 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 4 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 5 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and rare loot just waiting to be discovered. Plus, our resident prankster has rigged the entire server with booby traps that will keep you on your toes at all times.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who love to cause mayhem and mischief wherever they go. You never know what crazy scheme they’ll come up with next, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be a blast!
So come on, join us on this wacky adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in our insane Minecraft world. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. And remember, your fortune may say “Bad Luck,” but with a little bit of chaos and a whole lot of laughter, you’ll be having the time of your life!
| Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 8664 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 75 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 18 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 18 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 8 |
Join our server and experience the thrill of saving helpless animals from neglect and abuse. Just like the time I saved those poor dogs from my neglectful neighbors – who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures on our server?
So come on, join us and show off your compassion for virtual creatures in need. And remember, on our server, every block you break brings us one step closer to a world where all animals are safe and cared for. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the pixelated animal rescue mission begin! 🐾🐷🐮
| Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 9827 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 | Battle Standards Raised: | 15 |
| Villages Defended: | 12 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
Join us and experience a world where popcorn on the tree is not only allowed, but encouraged! Our virtual Christmas trees are filled with delicious popcorn that won’t attract any pesky bugs. Plus, our server is kid-friendly, so your little ones can enjoy decorating the tree without any disappointment.
So why wait? Join our bug-free, popcorn-filled Minecraft server today and experience a Christmas like no other! Who knew virtual bugs could be so picky?
| Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 1521 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 25 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 13 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 17 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 39 |
Join our server for a chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen, or challenge your friends to a build-off where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week. And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist quoting all the crazy moments you’ll encounter on our server!
| Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 8875 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Void Armor Forged: | 22 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 3 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 16 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 1920 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 37 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 10 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 6 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 | Emeralds Found: | 4279 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Server Name | FreakCraft |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Vanilla |
| Server Version | Latest stable vanilla jar |
| Plugins | None |
| Features | No tp/sethome |
| Discord | https://discord.gg/kbGqBypwXj |
| IP | freakcraft.net |
FreakCraft was established for players seeking a true vanilla experience. Running on the minecraft-server.jar with no datapacks or plugins, unlike 95% of servers that claim to be real vanilla.
There is no fancy confusing spawn or 100 anecdotes you have to read. Be warned, players are expected to sort out their own social issues. Play how you want to play, build what you want to build. Technical minecrafters welcome.
Most players are better suited to semi-vanilla servers and we encourage you to check them out, but if you’re looking for Real Vanilla with all its quirks and challenges, FreakCraft is one of a kind.
| Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 9875 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Enchantments Applied: | 299 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 31 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 9 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Magical Moments Shared: | 7 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 8 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 10 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
Like, imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly a giant rainbow llama comes and steals all your loot. Sounds insane, right? But that’s just the tip of the iceberg on this server.
You’ll never get bored because we’re constantly changing things up and keeping you on your toes. It’s like a rollercoaster ride through the Nether, except with more explosions and less safety regulations.
So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft experience turned upside down, then come join us on this server. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world we’ve created.
| Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 7305 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 20 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of talking pigs that can give you valuable advice on how to conquer the land. Need help building a castle? Just ask Porky the Pig for some tips! Want to find hidden treasure? Bacon the Baconator will point you in the right direction.
And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Carrot, rumored to grant its owner unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of cake. But be warned, the carrot is guarded by a fearsome dragon who will stop at nothing to protect its precious treasure.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of magic, talking pigs, and epic quests like never before!
| Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 3192 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 228 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9866 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 65 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 11 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
But fear not, for this is not just any ordinary survival server. Oh no, on our server, you must navigate through a series of challenges and quests to uncover the truth behind the disappearance of all the men. Will you discover the dark secret lurking in the shadows, or will you be forever lost in a world without male guidance?
Join now and embark on a hilarious and absurd journey like no other. Who needs male figures when you have a Minecraft server this wacky and wild? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world without men!
