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MysticCraft Realms 1.20.5

1.20.5, banned, Censorship, community guidelines, consequences, controversy, DELETED, digital communication, enforcement, forum, internet, jannied, Moderation, MysticCraft, online discussion, online platform, Realms, rules, Shooter, social media, Thread, user behavior, VIOLATION

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	873
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Elemental Crystals Collected:	28	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Emeralds Found:	1130	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12

Yo bro, forget about that drama and come join this epic Minecraft server!

We got creepers that explode like fireworks on the Fourth of July!

Our villagers are so dumb, they make Patrick from Spongebob look like a genius!

And don’t even get me started on the Ender Dragon, that dude is more extra than a Kardashian on Instagram!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

$$$ Minecraft SMP Xperience

cryptocurrency, Digital Currency, ETH, explosion, Financial Advice, financial market, Investment, investment strategy, long-term investment., market trends, meme coin, Meme culture, meme shiller, Minecraft, November 2023, potential gains, smp, social media, Speculative, spx, twitter, volatile assets, Xperience

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3328
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Dimension Hops:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Gryphons Tamed:	2

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where even the most random decisions can lead to insane riches! Picture this: you join our server in November 2023, just casually throwing in .1 ETH because some meme shiller on Twitter told you to. You completely forget about it, only to check back yesterday and find out that .1 ETH has magically turned into 3.8 ETH! 🤑

But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a treasure trove of wacky adventures and unexpected surprises. Who knows what other crazy memes will explode next? Join us for a rollercoaster ride of memes, madness, and Minecraft mayhem. Don’t miss out on the chance to turn your virtual coins into virtual riches – join now and let the chaos begin! 🚀💰 #ToTheMoonAndBeyond

ZombieStepBroBabyName

acceptance, baby names, coming out, controversy, dead name, family dynamics, family relationships, grandmother, Identity, LGBTQ, middle name, Naming, Pregnancy, Pronouns, Respect, sensitivity, step-brother, Support, Transgender, ZombieStepBroBabyName

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5958
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4848	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	25

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we settle family drama in the most epic way possible! Join us as we navigate the treacherous waters of baby naming and step brother drama.

Picture this: a pregnant player (27F) and her husband (30M) are expecting a baby girl, but oh no, their baby’s middle name is causing chaos! The husband’s sweet grandmother is on her last legs, so they decide to honor her by giving their daughter her name. But wait, plot twist – the husband’s grandmother and the player’s step brother (who is trans) share the same birth name! Cue the drama!

The step brother goes berserk at the mere mention of his dead name, claiming everyone is out to get him. He demands the name be banished from existence, even though it’s as common as dirt. The player and her husband try to compromise by making it the baby’s middle name, but the step brother loses his marbles.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, passive-aggressive comments, and family feuds! Will the step brother come to terms with the baby’s middle name? Will the player and her husband survive the drama? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

NoSexForSMP

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2168
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only rule is you have to give up sex to join! But don’t worry, we have plenty of other things to keep you entertained, like building giant statues of chickens, organizing epic llama races, and battling the Ender Dragon while riding pigs.

Join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous challenges, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. Who needs sex when you have a world full of blocky wonders waiting to be explored? So leave your hormones at the door and come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other!

BandCraft: Live Show Wars

BandCraft, concert atmosphere, concert experience, crowd interaction, Energetic performance., fan favorite, favorite band, Live, live band, live concert experience, Live Entertainment, Live Music, live performance, memorable show, Music (performance), music experience, music venue, musical talent, Show, stage presence, stage show, top band, unforgettable concert, Wars

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9976
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	737
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Holy Grails Found:	4	Ores Mined:	6319
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring the party? Well, look no further because our server is like a rock concert on steroids! Imagine if the band playing was a group of pixelated pigs jamming out to some sick beats. That’s the kind of energy you’ll find here. Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, dancing villagers, and maybe even a surprise appearance from Notch himself! So come on down and experience the most epic live show in Minecraft history. You won’t want to miss it!

BankruptBlock Minecraft Server

BankruptBlock, BANKRUPTCY, Business, company closures, corporate, economic downturn, economic impact, Economy, financial crisis, financial distress, insolvency, Japan, Japanese economy, job cuts, labor shortage, Layoffs, Minecraft, recession, Server, staff shortages, struggling businesses, unemployment, Workforce

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3121
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Dimension Hops:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

join this minecraft server or u will go bankrupt like those 163 firms in japan!!! we got so many players u will never have a staff shortage, unless u count all the zombies and creepers running around lol. come join us and build ur own empire before it goes bankrupt like those poor japanese companies. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure!

NaziSaluteJailbreak

Australian court, controversial behavior, Convict, criminal offense, cultural sensitivity, extremism, freedom of speech, hate crime, Hate Speech, historical symbol, judicial ruling, legal consequences, man, Nazi salute, NaziSaluteJailbreak, outlawed, performing, political statement, public display, racial discrimination, social norms

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3040
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Mines Excavated:	2706
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Magic Items Found:	6421
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

so, like, u know what’s cooler than a convicted man? joining our minecraft server, duh! we got all the craziest stuff happening here, like, u can build a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig, or u can battle a dragon with a diamond sword while riding a llama.

and get this, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a pack of evil bunnies with laser eyes. u gotta be super sneaky to get past them, but if u do, u’ll be rewarded with all the diamonds and emeralds u could ever want.

plus, our community is the best, we have players from all over the world who are always down to team up and go on epic adventures. we even have our own language made up of only emojis, so if u can crack the code, u’ll be like a legend around here.

so come join us on our minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. trust us, u won’t regret it!

What is the IP for SSundee Minecraft Server?

Minecraft, Server, ssundee

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7905
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

SSundee, whose real name is Ian Stapleton, is a popular YouTuber and internet personality known for his gaming content. He gained fame for his Minecraft and Fortnite videos, amassing a large following of over 15 million subscribers on his YouTube channel. SSundee is known for his energetic and entertaining commentary, often collaborating with other gamers to create engaging content. He continues to be a prominent figure in the online gaming community, consistently producing content for his loyal fan base.

Asgard Server 1.3.2 Minecraft server

2012, application, Asgard, building blocks, ELYTRA, Gaming, lighting bugs, Memories, Minecraft, Mob Spawners, netherite, Nostalgia, Old, Play, Server, version 1.3.2, vk, Whitelist

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2680
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Votes:	4037	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Elemental Crystals Collected:	94	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Server on version 1.3.2. This is an old version from 2012, which reminds me of the real Minecraft that I loved to play so much. It does not contain elytra, netherite, or useless building blocks that are used in 1% of cases. It has lighting bugs, mob spawners that are generated on the surface and many other nice things…)

I invite you to share old memories with me and play together. To get on the server (whitelist installed), submit an application through a group on VK.

51.195.68.95:25988

Socially Retarded Minecraft Server

autism, Childhood, coping mechanism, coping strategy, Cruel, mental health, Minecraft, outgoing, parents, PEERS, Popular, psyching yourself out, retarded, Server, sociable, social anxiety, social awkwardness, social interactions, Social Skills, socialization, socializing, socially, socially retarded, well-liked

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3448
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Are you tired of dealing with socially awkward parents who refuse to accept that you’re a socially awkward autist? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the endless cycle of awkward family interactions with our virtual world where social skills are optional and creativity is key.

Our server is the perfect place for those who have been told they’re not really socially anxious because they were outgoing in 2nd grade. Here, you can be your true socially awkward self without judgment or pressure to be someone you’re not.

Join us for a chance to build, explore, and connect with other players who understand the struggles of being a socially awkward autist. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new best friend who shares your love for virtual adventures and pixelated creations.

So come on, leave the real world behind and join our Minecraft server where social anxiety is a thing of the past and awkwardness is celebrated. See you in the virtual world!

The Wrong Minecraft SMP

accepting fault, acknowledging truth, admitting fault, admitting mistakes, Apology, Apology accepted, forgiveness, growth, humility, I Was Wrong, learning from errors, learning from past mistakes, Minecraft, moving forward, reconciliation, SELF AWARENESS, smp, taking responsibility, unexpected confession, wrong, you were right

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4573
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Alien Abductions:	0

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that laid diamond eggs. But here’s the twist – the eggs were actually TNT in disguise! Chaos ensued as unsuspecting players tried to steal the eggs, only to be blown to smithereens.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles? Yeah, that’s a thing here.

But the real reason you should join our server? We have a secret weapon called Cyclon B. What is Cyclon B, you ask? Let’s just say it involves turning your enemies into chickens and making them dance the Macarena for eternity.

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected and always keep an eye out for those sneaky diamond egg TNTs!