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BoomerCraft: We Know Everything

advice, BoomerCraft, Challenges, child rearing, Communication, Confidence, Experience, family dynamics, generational differences, growth, guidance, knowledge, learning, long-term effects, Maturity, misconceptions, Older parents, parenting, Parenting styles, self-assurance, wisdom

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5083
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8

So, like, imagine a Minecraft server where the admins are actually ancient parents who think they know EVERYTHING. They’re like, “Back in my day, we didn’t have Ender Dragons, we had to fight off creepers with our bare hands!” And you’re just like, “What the heck, old man?!” But then they start telling you all these crazy stories about how they used to mine for diamonds blindfolded and tame wolves with just a bone. And you’re like, “I gotta see this for myself!” So you join the server and it’s just a wild ride of insane challenges and wacky adventures. Plus, the admins are always throwing in unexpected twists and turns, like making you build a rollercoaster through the Nether or survive a zombie apocalypse in the jungle. It’s like a never-ending circus of chaos and laughter, and you never know what’s gonna happen next. So come join the fun and see if you can outwit these ancient Minecraft masters!

Durian Bloom Bonanza

15 days, 50 days, agricultural research, agriculture, Bloom, bonanza, climate change, dry weather, durian, Farming, flowering, Grafted, independent, Observation, plant biology, plant growth, Plants, researchers, Seed, trigger, tropical fruit, weather patterns

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6347
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9659	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Falling into the Void:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Runes Activated:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

LOLZ COME JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE GOT DURIAN FLOWERS POPPIN’ OFF EVERYWHERE! YEAH, YOU HEARD RIGHT, DURIAN FLOWERS! OUR RESEARCHERS HAVE DISCOVERED THAT 15 DAYS OF DRY WEATHER CAN MAKE THESE BAD BOYS BLOOM LIKE CRAZY!

IMAGINE WALKIN’ AROUND IN MINECRAFT AND SEEIN’ DURIAN FLOWERS SPRINGIN’ UP ALL OVER THE PLACE! IT’S A SIGHT TO BEHOLD, I TELL YA! AND GET THIS, THE FLOWERING HAPPENS AROUND 50 DAYS AFTER THE DRY SPELL, NO MATTER IF THE PLANT WAS GRAFTED OR GROWN FROM A SEED!

SO, IF YOU WANNA EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST DURIAN-FILLED MINECRAFT SERVER OUT THERE, COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US! WE PROMISE YOU WON’T BE DISAPPOINTED! DURIAN FLOWERS FOR DAYS, BABY!

Everwild

21, Additions, Armor Poser, BKpgXwzD, Chat, Discord, discord/MC, dragon elytra drop, Everwild, hard mode, Head Drops, Minecraft tags, Miniblocks, No Resets, NZ/AUZ, redye, Sit, smp, smp server, username, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1175
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Runes Activated:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Dragons Tamed:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Love Letters Sent:	15

Minecraft Server Overview

Version	1.21.4
Resets	No resets
Difficulty	Hard mode
Additional Features	Voice chat, armor poser, head drops, miniblocks, /sit, dragon elytra drop, redye, discord/MC chat, and more!

Join our discord server and let us know your username: https://discord.gg/BKpgXwzD

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Simply connect to the server using the IP address provided.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	Yes, PvP is allowed in designated areas.
Are mods allowed on the server?	Only approved mods are allowed. Check with an admin before using any mods.
How do I report a player for misconduct?	Contact a moderator or admin through discord to report any player misconduct.
Can I build my own structures on the server?	Yes, players are encouraged to build their own structures within the server rules.

Dragon Ball Super Minecraft Server

Akira Toriyama, Anime, Ball, Broly, Dragon Ball community, Dragon Ball fandom, Dragon Ball GT, dragon ball heroes, dragon ball manga, dragon ball super, Dragon Ball universe, dragon ball z, Dragon Balls, Dragon.., Frieza, goku, Minecraft, movie announcement, save us, Server, Super, Super Saiyan, toei animation, Universe Survival Saga, Vegeta

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3646
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	New Chunks Explored:	278713
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Mines Excavated:	2574	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

Yo, broskis, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like for realzies. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, only on this server can you find the secret to saving the world – through making a movie announcement! I know, sounds cray cray, but trust me, it’s the only way to stop the impending doom. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, build, and make that blockbuster announcement that will save us all. Don’t be a square, join now!

Minecraft SMP – /rdg/ – Rush Duel General

card game, Decklists, Duel, duel links, Duelingbook, EDOPro, Evolution Impact, Galactica of Eternity, general, Go Rush anime, Jump Festa goods, Konami, Minecraft, News, Probability Calculator, rdg, Red-Reboot SD, Rush, Rush Duel, smp, trading card game, Triple Build Pack, upcoming releases, Yu-Gi-Oh!, Yu-Gi-Oh! community

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4565
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Welcome to our totally rad Minecraft SMP where the only way to win is by Rush Dueling your opponents to victory! Join us for epic battles and crazy shenanigans as we navigate through the world of Rush Duels like never before.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is guarded by a giant Blue-Eyes White Dragon that breathes fireballs made of Exodia pieces. Defeat it and claim the title of Duel Master!

2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare cards and treasure chests guarded by a pack of angry Kuribohs. Can you outsmart them and claim the loot?

3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of Yugi Muto himself, who challenges players to duels in the dead of night. Win against him and earn his respect (and maybe a rare card or two)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and embark on the craziest Rush Duel adventure of your life! Just remember, the only rule is to have fun and duel like there’s no tomorrow!

SleepyScreams Minecraft Server

Communication, coping mechanisms, emotional distress, exhaustion, medical help, mental health, Minecraft, Night terrors, Nightmares, partner, relationship issues, seeking help, self-care, Server, sleep deprivation, sleep disorders, sleep talk, sleep terrors, SleepyScreams, Support, Therapy, Understanding, yelling in sleep

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1957
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Dimension Hops:	15
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the horrors of night terrors and sleep talking by building your dream world! Join us and leave the nightmares behind as you create your own virtual paradise.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about being yelled at for having a bad dream or talking in your sleep. In fact, we encourage all forms of communication, even if it’s in your sleep! Let your creativity run wild as you craft, build, and explore in a supportive and understanding community.

Forget about being called an asshole for waking someone up from a nightmare – on our server, we embrace all forms of expression, even if it means waking up your partner with your night terrors. Join us and experience a world where your sleep struggles are understood and accepted.

So come on, join our Minecraft server and leave the real-life drama behind. Build your own dream world and sleep peacefully knowing that you are not alone in your struggles. Let’s create a virtual utopia together!

CousinCraft – School Woes

academic opportunities, all-girls school, behavior issues, Catholic school, Communication Issues, CousinCraft, education, expressing opinions, family dynamics, family expectations, family pressure, feeling unheard, high school, language classes, private high school, scholarship opportunities, School, school choice, school expenses, school preferences, teenage rebellion, teenage struggles, woes

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5370
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

Are you tired of being forced into things you don’t want to do? Join our Minecraft server and take control of your own destiny! No more being told where to go or what to do – here, you make the rules!

Just like this poor 14F who is being forced into a Catholic school against her will, you too can break free from the shackles of authority and forge your own path in our virtual world. Say goodbye to overbearing grandparents and hello to unlimited possibilities!

On our server, you can study any language you want, take any class you desire, and be whoever you want to be. No more being scolded for expressing your opinions – here, your voice matters!

So come join us and experience the freedom you’ve always dreamed of. Who needs a good public high school when you have a Minecraft server that lets you be the master of your own fate? Let’s break free together and create our own destiny!

SnoozeSquad Minecraft SMP

early risers, Minecraft, morning activities, morning alone time, morning chores, morning exercise, morning habits, morning meditation, morning motivation, morning peace, morning productivity, morning quiet, morning quiet time, morning reading, morning reflection, morning rituals, morning routine, morning self-care, morning solitude, morning work, productivity, smp, SnoozeSquad

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2383
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2068	Ores Mined:	9934
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Alien Abductions:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that only morning people can join. Like, if you’re not up at the crack of dawn, don’t even bother trying to join. Why? Because we have secret morning rituals where we sacrifice creepers to the Minecraft gods for good luck. And get this – our spawn point is a giant pancake that you have to parkour across to get to the main world. It’s so lit, bro.

But wait, there’s more. We have a secret society of chickens that run the server. They’re like the mafia of Minecraft, I swear. If you cross them, they’ll send a horde of zombie pigmen after you. It’s wild, man.

And don’t even get me started on our annual llama race. Yeah, you heard me right. We have llamas that race around the server and the winner gets a diamond horse armor. It’s the most intense thing you’ll ever witness, bro.

So if you’re a morning person looking for a crazy, wacky Minecraft SMP to join, hit me up. But remember, if you’re not up with the sun, you ain’t welcome here. It’s morning people only, baby.

BlockyBootyCraft

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2794
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	78	Star Shards Collected:	214
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Emeralds Found:	7498

Are you tired of wandering through the vast lands of Minecraft alone, only to stumble upon unsightly builds that make you want to log off immediately? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, hilarious antics, and jaw-dropping creations that will leave you in awe.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you won’t find any of those cringy builds that make you question your life choices. We have a strict “no ugly builds” policy, ensuring that every corner of our world is a feast for the eyes. Plus, our community is full of talented builders who will inspire you to unleash your creativity like never before.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the Minecraft server of your dreams. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground club where players gather to discuss the things in porn that turn them off. Just kidding…or are we? 😉

OrthodoxCraft Minecraft Server

anti-Jewish sentiment, anti-semitism, antisemitism, discrimination, ethnic tensions, Hate Speech, Jewish community, Jewish conspiracy, Jewish stereotypes, Jews, Minecraft, OrthodoxCraft, putin, religious conflict, Religious division, religious extremism, religious intolerance, religious persecution, religious tensions, Reviving antisemitic trope, russia, Russian Orthodox Church, Server, Vladimir Putin

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	349
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Void Armor Forged:	20	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

so like, you know how putin is always causing drama and stuff? well, now he’s saying that jews are like, destroying the russian orthodox church. like, what even is that?! but hey, if you wanna escape all that craziness, come join our minecraft server! we’ve got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. plus, our diamonds are made of pure gold and our creepers give out hugs instead of explosions. so come on over and join the fun, because who needs putin drama when you can have a blast on our server!