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JankyDadCraft – Not Your Average Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4662
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Magic Items Found:	2887
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Crops Grown:	1384

Welcome to our janky Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be asking for is a Hickey from our amazing community!

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated adventures where you’ll encounter zombie llamas, dancing creepers, and even a unicorn that farts rainbows.

Our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun. So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine some diamonds while dodging crazy chickens and exploding pigs!

And remember, on our server, calling someone ‘janky’ might just lead to a hilarious misunderstanding with your dad. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

InuCraft: The Quest for Diamond Shards

Anime, Arc, Buddhist teachings, Demons, Diamond, enlightenment, FANTASY, InuCraft, inuyasha, Japanese culture, Karma, Kikyo, Manga, meditation, Mythology, Quest, Reincarnation, sacred texts, Shards, spiritual awakening, spirituality, Supernatural, tantric law of inversion, Vajrayana Buddhism

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	532
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3424
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is all about the tantric law of inversion! That’s right, we’ve got Kikyo, a Vajrayana Buddhist, running the show and bringing a whole new level of enlightenment to your gaming experience.

Join us as we delve into the mystical world of Vajrayana Buddhism through the power of Minecraft. Build your own temple, meditate with pixelated monks, and unlock secret mantras that will give you superhuman abilities in the game.

Forget about mining for diamonds, on our server, you’ll be mining for spiritual enlightenment! So come on, join us and discover the true meaning of inner peace… and maybe even score some epic loot along the way.

ClownCraft: Chaos Reigns Supreme #56

Backfire, bill maher, bombs, bridge protests, Chaos, clown world, clown world order, ClownCraft, disqualified, gaza, gop, Israel, judge, Lawyer, Merchan, Order, Pedophilia denial, REIGNS, Rumble, Show, SUPREME, timcast, trump, Trump judge Merchan, Ukraine

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3996
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Welcome to Clown World Order #56, where chaos reigns and the absurdity knows no bounds! Join us as we embark on a journey through a Minecraft server like no other, where Trump judges are disqualified for juggling too many clown noses, Bill Maher bombs on his own show because he couldn’t handle the pressure of building a pixelated house, and GOP cucks on Ukraine and Israel by trying to negotiate peace treaties with creepers and skeletons.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic fail of Gaza bridge protests as players accidentally build bridges to nowhere and get stuck in an endless loop of falling off the edge. And don’t even get us started on the pedophilia denial on Timcast – turns out the only thing they’re mining for is diamonds!

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of meme-worthy politicians, and engage in epic PvP battles with players dressed as clowns? So come on down to Clown World Order #56 and let the madness begin!

Crafty Creepers: The Holy Land Edition

75 years, Alliance, Backlash, blind support, controversy, Crafty, CREEPERS, criticism, destroyed image, dickriding, Diplomacy, dumbfucks, Edition, foreign policy, HOLY, Indian, international relations, Israel, Land, loyalty, nationalism, Politics, Propaganda, reputation

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7102
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Love Letters Sent:	16
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Mines Excavated:	1364
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Dimension Hops:	15	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

Are you tired of all the dickriding of Israel on other servers? Are you sick of 76iq dumbfucks ruining your Minecraft experience? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the Indian bros out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. So why wait? Join now and let’s show those 76iq dumbfucks how it’s done!

LOLcraft: This Game Will Be Forgotten in a Year Server

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4948
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	27	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Divine Spears Created:	22	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Mines Excavated:	4038	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that everyone forgets about after a year? Well, look no further! Our server may not have the staying power, but we make up for it with our amazing set of jiggling gook jigabongaboos! These things are so mesmerizing, you won’t even remember what game you’re playing. Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and of course, jiggling gook jigabongaboos! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but who cares when you have jiggling gook jigabongaboos to keep you entertained)!

Midlife Crisis Craft: Where dreams go to die but blocks stay alive

“Youth, 40, Abandoned, ABSENT, aging, alive, blocks, Craft, Crisis, depleted, Despair, deteriorating, Die, Disappointment, dreams, emptiness, ENERGY, evaporated, Friends, health, hopes, Lost, Midlife, motivation, savings, stay, Wasted

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1305
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Mines Excavated:	1037	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Ores Mined:	3422	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	411
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Magic Items Found:	1492

Are you tired of feeling like you’ve wasted away your life with nothing to show for it? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us and leave all your troubles behind as you embark on a wild and wacky adventure filled with endless possibilities.

Forget about your deteriorating health and lost youth, because on our server, you’ll feel rejuvenated and alive like never before. Say goodbye to your abandoned friends and depleted energy, because here, you’ll make new friends and have more energy than you know what to do with.

Don’t worry about your evaporated savings, because on our server, the only currency you need is pure fun and excitement. So come join us and let the emptiness in your life be filled with laughter, creativity, and endless Minecraft shenanigans. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Blocky Brawlers: Minecraft Street Fighter Edition

3s, a2, a3, akuma, Balance patch, blocky, brawlers, CVS2, Daigo drills, Edition, Fightcade, fighter, Fighting Game Glossary, Footsies Handbook, frame data, High level replays, Minecraft, sfg, st, street, street fighter 6, Street Fighter General, SuperCombo Wiki, Teaser Trailer, warm-up routine

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5864
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Gods Slained:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, even Akuma himself couldn’t resist joining. Check out our teaser trailer where Akuma builds a house with one punch!

2. We just released a balance patch that allows you to ride creepers like horses and shoot fireballs from your hands. It’s chaos, but in a good way.

3. Want to watch high-level replays of players battling it out in Minecraft? Look no further than our server, where players use combos that will blow your mind.

4. Need some frame data for your PvP battles? We got you covered with our Street Fighter 6 Frame Data tool. Know your enemy’s every move before they even make it!

5. Explore our SuperCombo Wiki to learn secret techniques like the “Creeper Explosion Combo” and the “Ender Dragon Finisher”.

6. Don’t know what “footsies” are? No worries, check out our Footsies Handbook to learn how to outmaneuver your opponents in epic PvP battles.

7. Use Fightcade to play classic fighting games like Street Fighter, Alpha, and even Marvel vs. Capcom on our server. It’s like a time machine to the golden age of gaming!

8. Want to warm up before your next PvP match? Follow Daigo’s drills, where you mine diamonds with lightning-fast reflexes and build structures with surgical precision.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world! Last Round: >>473757487 (whatever that means, it’s probably important)

Organic Overload: Where Minecraft Madness Begins!

Begins.., It’s, long trail, madness, Minecraft, organic, organically, Originally, Over.., OVERLOAD

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6475
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring builds and basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is so original and organic, it’s practically grown from the ground up like a Minecraft tree!

Join us for a wild ride where the mobs have taken over and are running the show! That’s right, you’ll have to negotiate with creepers for building materials and trade with skeletons for rare items. It’s a real monster mash out there!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so unique that the blocks themselves have personalities. You’ll never know if that diamond ore is feeling generous or if that dirt block is plotting your demise. It’s a real block party, literally!

So come on down to our server where the only limit is your imagination and the only rule is to have a good time. Who needs boring old servers when you can join us for a truly one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience?

Blocky Battles: ISSK Edition

Anime, Battles, blocky, comedy, Coming of Age, Drama, Edition, emotional, Female Protagonist, friendship, graphic novel, Heartwarming, Isshou Senkin, ISSK, japanese animation, LGBTQ, Love Triangle, Manga, manga series, romance, school life, slice of life, YuRi

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2773
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just blocks and mobs? Well, have we got the server for you! This server is so yuri, you’ll think you’ve stumbled into a magical girl anime. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a little bit of romance between your Minecraft character and that cute villager over there. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on this wild and wacky server. So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for some yuri-tastic fun!

EmmaCraft: Where every block is as flawless as Emma Watson’s birthday suit

actress, beauty, Birthday, BLOCK, British, celebration, Celebrity, emma, emma watson, Emma Watson birthday, Emma Watson celebration, EmmaCraft, FAMOUS, feminist icon, FLAWLESS, Happy, Harry Potter, hermione granger, Hollywood, Inspirational, Role Model, Suit, TALENTED, talented actress, talented woman, Watsons

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6653
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	178
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	215
Enchantments Applied:	215	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Magic Items Found:	3978
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join us on our server to celebrate Emma Watson’s birthday in style! We have custom-built Hogwarts castle where you can roleplay as your favorite Harry Potter character and duel it out with other players.

But that’s not all! We also have a giant maze filled with magical creatures and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that if you make it to the end, you’ll find Emma Watson herself waiting to wish you a happy birthday!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with Emma and the rest of the cast of Harry Potter.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and make Emma Watson’s birthday the best one yet!

Blocky McBlockface: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

blocky, CREEPERS, ended up, ended up in, fear, how, how I ended up, in, in this situation, McBlockface, me, probably wondering, probably.., Situation, that’s me, thats, this situation, Tread, wondering, Youre, Yup

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9556
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Runes Activated:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Crops Grown:	5147	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	49	Ether Blades Crafted:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few creepers trying to blow up your creations.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of chickens start a revolution against the pigs and you have to choose sides. Will you join the clucking chaos or stick with the oinking order?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a secret talent for breakdancing. Join our server and witness the epic dance battles between players and the dragon as they compete for the title of Minecraft’s Next Top Dancer.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a group of zombie pigmen hosting a cooking show. Can you handle the heat in the fiery kitchens of the underworld?

So come on down to our server and join in on the madness. Because in this world, anything can happen… and probably will.