Jank bank – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

Airborne Cancer Minecraft Server
airborne, airborne cancer, Cancer, Cinema, Entertainment, film analysis, film critique, film evaluation, film opinion, film rating, film recommendation, film review, Minecraft, Movie analysis, movie critique, movie opinion, Movie Rating, movie recommendation, movie review, Server, Waste of time, watch or skip, worth it, worth watching
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you want to gouge your eyes out with a diamond pickaxe? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for your Minecraft boredom!
Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his chicken subjects with an iron feather. Will you join forces with the Chicken King or challenge his rule in an epic chicken jousting tournament?
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even discover the secret recipe for crafting a unicorn saddle. Trust us, it’s worth watching, not airborne cancer!

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CashTo10k Minecraft SMP
budgeting, CashTo10k, cryptocurrency, debt payoff, emergency funds, financial crisis, financial freedom, Financial goals, financial independence, Financial Planning, Financial Stability, investing, Minecraft, money management, money mindset, passive income, personal finance, quick cash, SAVING, side hustle, smp, stock market, wealth building
So, picture this: you’re stranded in a foreign country with only 1670€ to your name. But fear not, because there’s a Minecraft SMP out there where you can turn that measly amount into a whopping 10000€ in less than a month! How, you ask? Well, rumor has it that the server is filled with hidden treasure chests that are just waiting to be discovered. And if you manage to find them all, you’ll be rolling in the dough in no time.
But that’s not all – the server is also home to a group of eccentric players who are always up for a challenge. From building giant statues of themselves to organizing elaborate pranks, there’s never a dull moment on this server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground casino where you can try your luck at doubling your money in a game of virtual blackjack.
So, what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft SMP now and watch as your 1670€ magically transforms into 10000€ before your very eyes. Who needs a plane ticket home when you have a virtual world full of endless possibilities?

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Venten DotA Minecraft Server
#venting, Competitive Gaming, defense of the ancients, digital entertainment, dota, Gaming, gaming addiction, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming strategy, gaming tactics, gaming teamwork, Minecraft, MOBA, multiplayer, online gaming, playing games, Server, strategy, team play, venten, video games, virtual battles
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there!
Picture this: you log in and suddenly find yourself in a virtual world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into dance parties. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has been spotted wearing a tutu and singing show tunes.
But that’s not all! Our community is filled with the most hilarious and talented players you’ll ever meet. We have a player who can build a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks, and another who can tame a pack of wolves to do their bidding.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself sitting in venten and playing a little DotA… or Minecraft, in this case.

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BANNED, AM I JANNY???? Minecraft SMP
Account Suspension, AM I JANNY, banned, banned account, banned user, banned user advice, banned user assistance, banned user help, banned user support, community guidelines, forum ban, forum moderation, forum rules, Janny, janny assistance, Minecraft, Moderation, online behavior, rule enforcement, rule violation, smp, user ban
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t even say “poop” without getting banned? Well, look no further because our server is the wild west of Minecraft SMPs! We embrace chaos and encourage players to let their inner troll shine.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being banned and then unbanned multiple times in a single day. Our admin team is a bunch of jannies on a power trip, so you never know what ridiculous rule they’ll come up with next.
But don’t worry, we also have some epic events like the annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to fight to the death using only their most impressive builds. And let’s not forget about the “Dance Off Dungeon” where players must defeat mobs by busting out their best dance moves.
So if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is that there are no rules, then come join us! Just be prepared to be banned for reasons you never even knew were ban-worthy.

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MINELASTEN Minecraft server
Active, building, Community, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Friendly, Gaming, java edition, Minecraft, MINELASTEN, Minigames, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Ranks, Roleplay, Server, Survival
The owner of the server “MINELASTEN” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.
MINELASTEN.aternos.me:25298

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YeetCraft – Epic Minecraft Server
#youtube, content creators, Enna, enna alouette, Epic, Ethyria Essentials, Ethyria General, Gaming, graduated, millie, millie parfait, Minecraft, nina, Nina Kosaka, Online Community, Reimu, Reimu Endou, Server, social media, twitch, twitter, vlogging, yeah, YeetCraft
Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and endless fun! Our resident YouTubers Enna, Millie, Nina (who has mysteriously graduated), and Reimu will guide you through the craziest adventures you’ve ever experienced in the blocky world.
Enna will lead you on quests to find the rarest diamonds, while Millie will challenge you to build the most outrageous structures imaginable. Nina, even though she’s graduated, will still pop in to show off her epic redstone creations. And Reimu will keep you on your toes with her PvP skills that are out of this world.
But wait, there’s more! Our server also offers Ethyria Essentials, a secret stash of potions and enchanted items that will give you the edge in battles and building. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and get ready for the Minecraft experience of a lifetime!

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Boku no Kokoro no Yabai Yatsu Minecraft SMP
Anime, Boku, boku no kokoro no yabai yatsu, Chapter 157, comedy, Drama, emotional, high school, japanese manga, Kokoro, Love Triangle, Manga, manga chapter, manga series, manga updates, Minecraft, New Release, online manga, relationships, romance, school life, Shoujo, smp, webcomic, Yabai, Yatsu
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through the Nether! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more twists and turns than a maze made out of redstone.
Join us and become part of the wackiest community in the Minecraft universe. We’ve got players who can build a castle out of diamond blocks in under an hour and others who can tame a pack of creepers to do their bidding.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about the legendary Battle of the Chicken Coop. It was a showdown for the ages, with feathers flying and eggs splattering everywhere.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become a part of the madness. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of Chapter 157!

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Trans Formers Minecraft Server
Activision, Cheaters, devastation, Formers, game cheating, game development, game restoration, game updates, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming industry, Minecraft, multiplayer, online gaming, online servers, Server, Servers, Shutdown, Spider-Man games, steam cdkey, Store page, Trans, transformers, transformers franchise
Are you tired of waiting for the Transformers games to make a comeback? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for some epic robot battles and crazy adventures that will make you forget all about those missing games.
Our servers have been “responding” since 2020, keeping the spirit of Transformers alive in the Minecraft universe. And with the steam cdkey updates applying to every Activision game, including ones they may never get the rights to again, you can bet that our server is always up to date with the latest and greatest.
But beware, if the Transformers games do make a miraculous comeback, you know those cheaters will come crawling back too. So why wait for something that may never happen when you can join our server today and experience the ultimate Transformers experience in Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

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Life’s Not Fair, It Sucks Minecraft SMP
Blame, Despair, Everything.., fair, feeling, Happy, hate, hopelessness, hurt, Life’s not fair, Lifes, Loneliness, LOSE, loved ones, Minecraft, nothing good, point, Sadness, smp, Struggle, SUCKS, SUICIDE, unclear reasons
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where life may suck in the real world, but in our virtual world, anything is possible! Join us for a chance to escape the harsh realities of life and immerse yourself in a world where you can build, explore, and create to your heart’s content.
Our server is a place where you can leave all your troubles behind and focus on having a good time. Need a break from all the drama and heartache? Come join us and let’s make some ridiculous memories together!
Who needs real-life friends when you can have virtual ones who will never leave you or hurt you? Join our SMP and become part of a community that will always have your back, no matter what crazy shenanigans we get up to.
So why wait? Join us now and let’s turn those frowns upside down with some epic Minecraft adventures! Who knows, you might just find happiness in the most unexpected places.

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Crafty Question Minecraft Server
2025, antisemitic, bsky, concept of questioning, controversy, Crafty, definitions, dictionaries, dogwhistle, Future, Hate Speech, Language, Minecraft, neonazi, Political, question.., Reply, Server, Slur, social media, Trump supporter, twitter, Words
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can question everything without fear of being labeled as a neonazi trump supporter? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!
Join us on this wild ride where asking questions is not only allowed, but encouraged. In fact, we have a whole section dedicated to questioning everything from the meaning of life to why creepers explode. And don’t worry, we promise not to call you antisemitic for simply using the word ‘question’ or a simple ‘?’.
So why wait? Join our server now and start questioning the world around you in the most outrageous and hilarious ways possible. Who knows, you might even uncover some hidden secrets about Minecraft that will blow your mind!

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