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Chat LOLz Minecraft Server

2021, Backlash, Bitch, Chat, controversy, criticism, DELETED, Drama, emoji, gura, insecure, internet personality, lolz, mascot, Minecraft, missing, Online Community, post, Server, social media, streaming, Vtuber

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8079
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Emeralds Found:	2533
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Enchantments Applied:	279	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Divine Spears Created:	23	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Are you tired of dealing with insecure bitches like Gura? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to build with next! Say goodbye to deleted messages and hello to a community where everyone is treated like the precious pixelated gem they are. Join now for a chance to win a virtual llama that farts rainbows and shoots diamonds out of its butt! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

GachaCraft: Where even the dumbest players can get lucky!

addicted, addiction, Asians, controversy, culture, DUMBEST, Entertainment, gacha, GachaCraft, gambling, Gaming, Items, Lucky, market, Media, microtransactions, mobile, Players, Popular, SLOP, Social, trend, virtual, westerners

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4467
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	New Chunks Explored:	82221
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Meteorites Collected:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48

Are you tired of being a basic Minecraft player? Do you crave excitement and adventure beyond the usual block-building? Then come join our server, where gacha is not just for “dumb gambling addicted asians” anymore!

Picture this: You stumble upon a mysterious gacha machine in the middle of the virtual forest. You decide to give it a spin and out pops a rare, mythical creature that becomes your loyal companion on all your Minecraft adventures. But be warned, these creatures have a mind of their own and may lead you into some wacky situations!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Gacha Wars, where players battle it out using their gacha creatures in epic PvP battles. Will you come out victorious and claim the title of Gacha Master?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in our gacha-filled world!

Crafting Chaos: Where Iran is Safe and Creeper-Free!

catastrophic event, Chaos, Conflict, Crafting, CreeperFree, Crisis, Destruction, face of the earth, geopolitical turmoil, global security, imminent danger, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Nuclear, political tension, regime change, Safe, sanctions, threat, War, wiped off, world news

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7341
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Looking for a server that’s hotter than a lava pit in the Nether? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is so lit, it’s like Iran is about to be wiped off the face of the earth! Join us for some explosive fun as we build, mine, and battle our way to victory. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know when you might come face to face with the legendary ghostly figure. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now before it’s too late!

Blocky Banter: Persona & Metaphor Madness

Anti Spammer Tech, art, banter, Birthday Chart, blocky, Draw Corner archive, guides, madness, Media assets, metaphor, Music, OC, P5B, P5M, P5U, P5X, Persona, Persona 3 Reload Episode Aigis, Persona Concerts, Persona ISO, ReFantazio, Stage Plays, THE ANSWER

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6324
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	121	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	61	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5771
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Crops Grown:	6058	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so epic that P5X is releasing in China on April 12th just to celebrate our existence. Coincidence? I think not.

2. Persona 3 Reload Episode Aigis -The Answer- is dropping in September 2024 because the developers were so inspired by our server that they had to create more content in its honor.

3. Metaphor: ReFantazio is coming out in Fall 2024 because our server is so mind-blowingly awesome that it sparked a whole new game concept.

4. Want to know the real reason why the domains P5U.jp, P5B.jp, and P5M.jp are expiring in 2024? It’s because they all want to join our server and be a part of the madness.

5. Our guides, art, music, stage plays, Persona ISO, and Persona concerts are all top-notch because our server is a breeding ground for creativity and talent.

6. Our Birthday Chart is so accurate that it predicted the exact moment you would join our server and become a legend among players.

7. The media assets on our server are so fire that they have been known to cause spontaneous dancing and singing in real life.

8. And last but not least, our Draw Corner archive is filled with masterpieces created by players who were inspired by the sheer awesomeness of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and become a part of the most insane gaming community out there!

Crafty Transgender Creepers – Where Diversity and Explosions Collide!

activism, Appropriation, co-opted, collide, Community, Crafty, CREEPERS, despise, Diversity, explosions, fetish, heinous, Identity, Language, LGBTQ, Marginalized, Meaningful, Prefix, social justice, special interest group, stealing, Trans, Transgender, transsexual

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7600
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Farms Harvested:	800
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	127
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only thing you can steal is someone’s diamonds? Well, come join our server where we steal language instead! That’s right, we’re reclaiming the word “trans” and using it to mean something totally outrageous like…trans-dimensional travel! That’s right, on our server, you can build a portal to another dimension and explore new worlds filled with crazy creatures and epic loot. So forget about boring old transsexuals, come join us for some trans-dimensional fun!

Lost in Translation

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8903
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old content? Well, have we got a server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with bootleg subs and dub audio straight from a local game store! Our server is so crazy, we even have minor errors ripped from old fansubs for that extra touch of chaos.

But wait, there’s more! Compare our bootleg subs with official subs and dub for a truly mind-blowing experience. Who needs a perfectly translated game when you can have a hilarious mess of translations instead? Join us on our server for a unique and outrageous Minecraft experience like no other. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

Crafty Grad Student Whores – $300 Special Minecraft Server

300, AMA, controversial, Crafty, debate, decision, Ethics, exchange, Experience, Feedback, Grad, grad student, interview, Minecraft, MONEY, paid, prostitution, Rate, Server, sex work, Special, STUDENT, transaction, University, whore, Whores

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6580
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Crops Grown:	9928	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Gods Slained:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Villages Defended:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where anything is possible, including paying grad students to do your bidding! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous antics and scandalous stories. Want to rate the grad student’s performance or ask her anything? Look no further, this server has it all! Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Join now for a truly unforgettable experience!

Crafty Suicide Squad: Where Killing Yourself is Just a Game!

coping mechanisms, counseling, Crafty, culture, depression, Game, Hope, killing, medication, mental health, mental illness, perseverance, resilience, seeking help, self harm, self-care, society, squad, stigma, SUICIDE, support systems, Survival, Taboos, Therapy

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9517
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Potions Brewed:	128
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special feature where if you die in the game, you die in real life! Just kidding, but wouldn’t that be crazy?

Join our server for a chance to battle against a horde of zombie chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Or how about taking on a giant flying pig boss that farts fireballs? Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server also has a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to let loose and show off their best dance moves. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and see why everyone is saying, “Why haven’t you killed yourself yet in your country?”

Pixelated Vtubers: The Halfway Dimension

#youtube, 2.5D Vtubers, 2D persona, 3D persona, Ami Amami, Chuubas, CONS, Cooking, DIMENSION, facecam, fleshposting, HALFWAY, Immersion, kson, Onigiri, Phoebe Chan, pixelated, Prism Project, Saurei, twitch, twitch streaming, twitter, vtuber community, Vtubers

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9339
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Crops Grown:	3036	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Magic Items Found:	5603	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Runes Activated:	5

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the epic adventures that await you here.

Imagine a world where chuubas roam freely, with both 3D and 2D personas coexisting in perfect harmony. You might even run into Ami Amami/Phoebe Chan, who came out of the closet after the disbandment of Prism Project. And let’s not forget about Kson, who started as a 3D streamer and then added a 2D model – talk about versatility!

But wait, there’s more! Saurei is known for faceposting/facecamming a lot on the same account, adding a whole new level of excitement to the mix. And then there’s Onigiri, who started 2D vtubing cooking on Twitch and then expanded to fleshposting – now that’s a journey you won’t want to miss!

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a chuuba in the flesh at a convention – now that’s what I call a truly immersive experience!

Crafty Creepers: Where We Build Better Worlds Than Amazon and Bethesda Combined!

Amazon, Backlash, bethesda, BUILD, Butchering, combined, Community, Crafty, CREEPERS, criticism, Defending, Disappointment, Fallout, Fandom, favourite franchise, Gaming, hate, Nostalgia, Passion, Revival, shills, SLOP, video games, world, worlds

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8552
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Are you tired of Bethesda shills ruining your gaming experience with Amazon slop? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the clutches of corporate greed and immerse yourself in a world where Fallout reigns supreme! Join us and build your own post-apocalyptic paradise, complete with mutant chickens and radioactive sheep. Who needs Bethesda when you have a Minecraft server that puts the power back in the hands of the players? Say goodbye to Amazon slop and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join us now and reclaim the wasteland in style!