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Roshi Derp Minecraft SMP

Annoying russian girl, Derp, long tail tag, Minecraft, on-screen, ROSHI, Roshidere, sister, smp

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4731
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	16

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the sister of the owner randomly pops up on screen to give unsolicited advice and the annoying Russian girl keeps trying to steal everyone’s diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered warriors as they battle against the evil Sheep Empire, led by the diabolical Wooly Warlord.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of rebellious villagers who love to break it down to the latest Minecraft hits. So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and be prepared for a wild ride unlike any other!

Dawntrail Minecraft Server

All Saints’ Wake, Badlands Chugs Watch Party, Balmung, crystal, DAWNTRAIL, Dynamis, Famfrit, Femlala Friday tea party, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Goblet, Golem, Halloween Musicals, Lavender Beds, Letter from the Producer LIVE LXXXIV, Linkshells, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moogle Treasure Trove, Resources, Server, Spooky Club, The Crow, Voting, Wolf’s Pier, x files

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7943
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Void Armor Forged:	11
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Buildings Constructed:	50	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with Moogle Treasure Troves, All Saints’ Wake celebrations, and meetups that will blow your mind!

Picture this: a tea party with Golems, a spooky club with X-files and voting, and even a Halloween musical extravaganza! And don’t even get us started on the Pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs Watch Party – it’s gonna be lit!

My Back Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, smp

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4600
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Love Letters Sent:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night where the creepers show off their best dance moves. Plus, our admin is actually a wizard who can turn your diamond pickaxe into a magical wand that shoots fireballs (just be careful not to burn down your house). And don’t even get me started on our annual llama race where you can ride your trusty steed through obstacle courses and win fabulous prizes like enchanted golden carrots! So come join us and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected… like that time a herd of zombie pigs invaded the village and started a rebellion against the villagers. Ah, good times.

What is the IP for Lana’s Life Minecraft Server?

Gaming, Lanas, Life, Minecraft, OnlineGaming, roblox, Server

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5448
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	7450	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	47
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Lana is a successful businesswoman and entrepreneur with a passion for helping others. She started her own company at a young age and has since built it into a thriving enterprise. Lana is known for her dedication to giving back to her community through various charitable initiatives. In her free time, she enjoys traveling, practicing yoga, and spending time with her loved ones. Lana is a true inspiration to those around her and continues to make a positive impact in the world.

Social Justice Warriors Minecraft Server

activism, beta male, Cultural Marxism, DEI, Diversity equity and inclusion, feminism, gender equality, identity politics, intersectionality, Justice, Left-wing politics, liberal, Minecraft, Political Correctness, political ideology, Progressivism, Server, SJW, Social, Social Activism, social justice, SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR, the left, Warriors, Woke

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	296
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Votes:	2907	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Astral Projections Made:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	24
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5

Are you tired of being called a beta male for caring about social justice and diversity? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can be your woke self without fear of being attacked by the right-wing trolls? Look no further, because our server is the perfect safe space for all you SJWs out there!

Join us and fight against the oppression of the patriarchy with your pixelated pickaxe! Build a utopia where everyone is treated equally, regardless of their block color or skin tone. Take down the capitalist pigs who hoard all the diamonds and distribute the wealth among the proletariat!

But beware, the right-wing trolls are always trying to infiltrate our server and spread their toxic masculinity. Show them that love and tolerance always triumph over hate and ignorance. So join us now and let’s create a Minecraft world where DEI reigns supreme and the beta males are the true alphas!

Country Minecraft SMP – Real Women Over Porn

Country, Minecraft, porn, real, smp, Women

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8439
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Villages Defended:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Are you tired of people choosing pixelated porn over real women in your country? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only “blocky” relationships you’ll have to worry about are with creepers and villagers. Say goodbye to the woes of modern dating and hello to building epic structures and battling mobs with your new virtual friends. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures that will blow your mind (literally, thanks to those pesky creepers)? Join us now and start crafting your way to a better, blockier future!

Pixel Love Minecraft Server

Anime, anime adaptation, comedy, FANTASY, husband and wife, invisible Man, Iwatobineko, love, Manga, Marriage, Minecraft, Otoko to Ningen Onna, oumei, PIXEL, romance, ROMANCECHADS, romcom, Server, Sonouchi Fuufu ni Naru Futari, Supernatural, THE INVISIBLE MAN AND HIS SOON-TO-BE WIFE, winning

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4498
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	New Chunks Explored:	300378
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the wackiest adventures in the land of blocky goodness.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a ghostly figure appears before you. But don’t worry, it’s just the Invisible Man looking for his soon-to-be wife! Will you help him find love in this supernatural romcom manga come to life?

But that’s not all! We have ROMANCECHADS roaming around, ready to sweep you off your blocky feet with their charming pick-up lines and dashing armor. Who needs diamonds when you have a ROMANCECHAD by your side?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy journey filled with love, laughter, and maybe a few explosions (we can’t promise anything). Don’t miss out on the fun, because on our server, anything is possible!

The Secret Agent Minecraft SMP

agent, Minecraft, secret, smp

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8209
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Dimension Hops:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	312
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Welcome to TRVKE, the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our spawn town is actually a giant llama-shaped castle, where the llamas are the rulers and demand sacrifices of wool and hay from all players.

2. Our Nether is a disco party zone, complete with glowstone dance floors and zombie pigmen DJs spinning fire beats.

3. The End dimension is not just for fighting the Ender Dragon – it’s also a tropical vacation spot with sandy beaches and End crystal cocktails.

4. Our community events include synchronized swimming competitions in lava lakes and pig racing tournaments where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle.

5. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where all the server admins live like mole people, plotting world domination through pixelated shenanigans.

So what are you waiting for? Join TRVKE now and dive into a world of madness, mayhem, and Minecraft magic!

Dub City Minecraft Server

achievement, aspirations, city, Dedication, determination, dreams, Dub, dubs, goals, growth, hard work, inspiration, Minecraft, motivation, perseverance, persistence, positivity, self improvement, Server, success, triumph, Victory, WINNERS, winning

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5156
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	86	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is a noob? Well, look no further because on our server, only WINNERS get dubs! We’re talking about epic battles, insane builds, and non-stop action that will have you on the edge of your seat (or gaming chair) at all times.

Join us if you want to prove that you’re the ultimate Minecraft champion. We’ve got challenges that will test your skills to the max, and only the most skilled players will come out on top. Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who only explodes on players who can’t handle the heat.

But don’t worry, we also have a secret hidden treasure that only the bravest adventurers can find. Legend has it that it’s guarded by a pack of diamond-armored pigs who will stop at nothing to protect their loot. Are you up for the challenge?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show the world that you’re a true Minecraft pro. Just remember, only WINNERS get dubs, so bring your A-game or prepare to be left in the dust.

Baker Brit Minecraft SMP – Bread Making Pro

assault, assisted dying, asylum seekers, Australia, Axed, Baker, bbc comedy, Bread, Brit, CPS, drug capital, Europe, Farage, Fire, Glasgow, grenfell, heroin addiction, Indigenous senator, jeremy clarkson, king charles, labour, London, making, milkshake, Minecraft, POL, Prison, PRO, racist abuse, reparations, rioter, Slavery, smp, Starmer, Vegetarian

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4030
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Votes:	2726
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us for a wild ride filled with more drama than a soap opera in Glasgow, where even the creepers are hooked on drugs.

Witness the epic Grenfell mark ii disaster unfold right before your eyes, as players scramble to escape the fiery wrath of the block of flats in Plaistow. Will you make it out alive or become a crispy bacon block?

Feeling rebellious? Join us and channel your inner Farage milkshake thrower as you unleash your assault skills on unsuspecting players. Just make sure you don’t end up like Victoria Thomas Bowen with a guilty plea!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the political drama of assisted dying and Labour’s budget definition, where billions of pounds hang in the balance. Will you be the hero that saves the day or the rioter who ends up shouting racist abuse in prison?

And don’t forget to catch the final season of the beloved BBC comedy that’s leaving fans devastated. It’s like watching your favorite sheep get sheared for the last time.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane adventure where older drivers over 70 are banned, Jeremy Clarkson roasts woke vegetarians, and King Charles gets heckled by Indigenous senators. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t want to miss!