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RegrettableSteve – Minecraft SMP

deepest regret, Guilt, healing, learning from mistakes, letting go, Minecraft, missed opportunities, moving on, past mistakes, personal growth, Reflection, regret, RegrettableSteve, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-forgiveness, shame, smp

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5593
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Star Shards Collected:	71
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14

Are you tired of living with the regret of not joining the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, fret no more, because this server is here to cure all your woes!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected friendships. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs. Can you out-dab the infamous ghostly figure?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the laughter and chaos ensue! Your deepest regret will be missing out on all the fun this server has to offer.

ParentalRoastCraft

childhood memories, childhood trauma, coping mechanisms, damaging words, Emotional Abuse, emotional scars, family, family dynamics, forgiveness, Healing Process, hurtful words, mental health, parental criticism, parental neglect, ParentalRoastCraft, parents, self reflection, self-esteem issues, Therapy, toxic relationships, verbal abuse

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1346
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Runes Activated:	6
Buildings Constructed:	15	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Are your parents constantly roasting you like a marshmallow over a campfire? Well, we’ve got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from their savage insults.

Our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop rainbows, flying pigs that drop diamonds, and talking llamas that give out free hugs. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a special power-up that turns your character into a superhero with the ability to shoot laser beams from your eyes.

So say goodbye to your parents’ hurtful words and hello to a world where you can be anything you want to be. Join our server today and let the laughter and fun begin!

Brainstem Bungalow – Minecraft Server

blood pressure, brain scans, Brainstem, Breathing, breathlessness, Bungalow, control centre, Covid patients, COVID symptoms, FATIGUE, functions, healthcare implications, heart rate, hospitalised, inflammation, long covid, long term, Medical research, Minecraft, neurological effects, respiratory system, Server, Severe Covid infections

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3994
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Crops Grown:	8302	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Divine Spears Created:	17	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12

Yo, dis server be like a party for yo brain, but not in a boring sciencey way, nah. We got brainstem inflaming action goin’ on up in here! Join dis server and let yo brain go wild with all da crazy functions like breathing, heart rate, and blood pressure!

We got brain scans of peeps hospitalised with Covid, showin’ off all da cool stuff happenin’ in yo noggin. Plus, we got long-term breathlessness and fatigue for all yo long COVID patients out there.

So come on down to dis Minecraft server and let yo brainstem get lit! Who needs normal brain functions when you can have all dis excitement goin’ on? Join now for a brain-tastic time!

Meta Minecraft Server: Less Than One Week!

anticipation, Conference, countdown, Event, EXCITEMENT, less than one week, Meta, metaphor, metaphor conference, metaphorical anticipation, metaphorical celebration, metaphorical conference, metaphorical countdown, metaphorical event, metaphorical event planning, metaphorical event preparation, metaphorical excitement, metaphorical gathering, Minecraft, one week countdown, Server, Upcoming Event, Week

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3017
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, get ready for a server that will blow your mind – literally! Our server is so wild, you’ll feel like you’re in a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha!

Join us on our server and experience the thrill of riding on giant chickens, battling evil villagers with diamond swords, and exploring secret dungeons filled with treasure (and maybe a few traps, but who’s counting?). And don’t even get us started on the epic PvP battles that will have you laughing so hard, you might just fall off your blocky throne!

But that’s not all – we have special events happening every day leading up to the grand opening of Metaphor! From pixelated parades to llama races, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime – because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen, but we don’t talk about them). See you on the other side, blockheads!

Tony Khan BTFO of an E-Drone Minecraft SMP

BTFO, Communication, controversy, Digital, Drama, E-Drone, edrone, Entertainment, internet, Khan, KWAB, Minecraft, online feud, smp, social media, Technology, Tony, TONY KHAN, Tony Khan burn, Tony Khan clapback, Tony Khan response, Tony Khan roast, Tony Khan tweet, twitter, viral

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	938
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	95	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Mines Excavated:	1870	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and secret underground dance parties with creepers! Our server is so insane, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that spits out diamonds (Disclaimer: diamonds may or may not be real). So what are you waiting for? Come join our SMP and let the chaos begin!

ParentalPiggybacker

Adult, Christian, college fund, college student, Disown, expensive gift, financial support, Gay, iPhone, laptop, Leeching, Lifestyle, Mac laptop, ParentalPiggybacker, parents, privileged, rug-pulled, safe position, south-asian household, sunk cost fallacy, ungrateful

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2745
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Dragons Tamed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Magic Items Found:	4773	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Are you tired of living a privileged life and feeling like a leech? Join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new world where you have to fend for yourself and earn everything you have! No more freebies from your parents, it’s time to be independent in the virtual world.

On our server, you’ll have to mine for your own resources, build your own shelter, and fight off mobs all on your own. No more relying on Dad to cook you breakfast or buy you a new laptop – it’s time to show your true skills in survival mode.

And if you’re feeling extra rebellious, come out as gay on our server and see how your virtual family reacts. Will they disown you like you fear your real family will? Or will they accept you for who you are and support you no matter what?

So come join our server and prove that you’re not just a leech, but a true Minecraft warrior ready to take on any challenge that comes your way. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even earn that new Mac laptop through your hard work and dedication in the game. It’s time to level up and show the world what you’re made of!

RegretfulRide Minecraft SMP

AVOID, avoid this car, bad experience, CAR, Disappointed, DISAPPOINTING, do not recommend, frustrating, LEMON, Minecraft, mistake, never buy again, not worth it, poor quality, regret, regretful purchase, RegretfulRide, smp, Terrible Experience, unreliable, unreliable car, Waste of Money, worst car

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1247
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Gods Slained:	0	New Chunks Explored:	694321
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Secret Passages Found:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while riding a pig with a saddle, or battling a horde of zombies with nothing but a carrot in hand. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that will grant you unlimited diamonds for life. But be warned, the last player who tried to find it ended up getting lost in a maze of TNT traps set by a mischievous group of baby zombies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage, because you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter in this wacky world.

NoWayInNebraskaMC

America, AVOID, decision, Destination, dislike, Explore, never go, NoWayInNebraskaMC, opinion, Preference, State, tourism, travel, united states, unpopular, US State, vacation, Visit

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5820
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9

Are you tired of boring old US states? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be! We guarantee you’ll never have to set foot in that dreaded state again once you join us. Why waste your time in a state when you can explore our virtual world filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted chickens? Trust us, you’ll never look back once you experience the magic of our server. So say goodbye to that boring state and hello to the adventure of a lifetime!

Hurricane Control Minecraft Server

climate change, cognitive dissonance, conspiracy theories, conspiracy theorists, control, critical thinking, fake news, Hurricane, Hurricanes, internet culture, lost the plot, mental health, Minecraft, Misinformation, natural disasters, need to log off, online behavior, SELF AWARENESS, Server, skepticism, social media, technology addiction, weather control

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1581
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Endless Night Skies:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at!

Join us if you want to uncover the truth behind the mysterious llama uprising that is threatening to take over the entire server. These llamas are not your average farm animals – they are armed to the teeth with diamond swords and are ready to take down anyone who stands in their way.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of villagers who have been plotting to overthrow the oppressive rule of the chickens. Yes, you heard that right – the chickens are the true rulers of this server and they will stop at nothing to maintain their power.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories, epic battles, and maybe even a little bit of chicken drama, then come join us on our server. Just remember, if you think people are controlling the hurricanes, you have lost the plot and need to log off immediately.

Soccer Steve Plays Minecraft SMP

Competition, corner kick, Defense, european football, Explanation, game play, Goal, League, match, midfield, Minecraft, Offense, offside rule, penalty kick, Players, PLAYS, rules, smp, Soccer, sports, steve, strategy, Tactics, TEAM, terminology

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3843
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Runes Activated:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Sure thing! Imagine this Minecraft SMP as the Champions League of servers. We’ve got players from all over the world competing in epic battles and building the most insane structures you’ve ever seen. Join us and become the Lionel Messi of Minecraft, scoring goals (or in this case, blocks) left and right. Trust me, you don’t want to be stuck on the bench for this one! So lace up your virtual cleats and get ready to kick some pixelated butt on the pitch… I mean, in the mines.