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Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 9758 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 25 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 |
Dimension Hops: | 5 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
Chimeras Created: | 4 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
our server is so lit that even the ender dragon wants to join in on the fun. we have a special potion that turns all the sheep into rainbow-colored unicorns that poop out diamonds.
if you’re tired of boring old minecraft servers, come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and lots of underwear-clad mobs. trust us, it’s way cheaper to buy new women’s underwear than it is to resist joining our server.