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FarmVibes Minecraft Server

animal care, animal handling, animal respect, animal rights, animal safety, animal welfare, child discipline, child supervision, family dynamics, farm animals, farm boundaries, farm chores, farm education, farm etiquette, farm experience, farm life, farm rules, FarmVibes, Minecraft, niece behavior, niece discipline, niece visit, Server

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6425
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	24
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

Are you tired of dealing with unruly children who treat your animals like toys? Join our Minecraft server where animals are respected and cherished! No more worrying about your niece carrying around your barn cat by its neck or kicking your elderly dog. On our server, everyone learns to treat animals with kindness and care, even if they’re just virtual pixels. Plus, we have a dozen baby chicks waiting to be admired, without any risk of them being snatched up by an overzealous child. Say goodbye to the chaos and join us for a peaceful and animal-friendly gaming experience!

CarCraftyCousin

2018, Argument, CAR, CarCraftyCousin, college, Communication, communication skills, Contact, DAUGHTER, dealership, decision, family, good condition, Jerk, Niece, SELLING, selling car, Shy.., socially shy, Toyota Corolla

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6480
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	87	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Void Armor Forged:	30

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where communication is key! Just like poor Luna, who couldn’t even speak a single word when trying to buy a car. But fear not, on our server, you’ll have to communicate with other players to survive and thrive!

Join us and learn the importance of speaking up, or you might end up like Luna, walking away without a car. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a heated argument with another player’s sister – it’s all part of the fun!

So come on in and see if you have what it takes to navigate the crazy world of Minecraft with your communication skills intact. And remember, if you can’t talk the talk, you might just end up walking away empty-handed like Luna. See you in the game!

GolanCraft Minecraft Server

airstrike, Attack, Beirut suburb, Conflict, escalation, football pitch, Golan Heights, GolanCraft, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Military Action, Minecraft, Political unrest, RETALIATION, retaliation strike, retaliatory strike, SECURITY, Server, Tension, violence

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8363
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Zombie Dances:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9

join our epic minecraft server where we blow up virtual football pitches in golan heights and then launch retaliatory strikes in beirut suburbs! because why not? come join the chaos and destruction, it’s a blast! literally. plus, our admins are like real-life superheroes, they can fly and shoot lasers from their eyes. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this insane adventure. so grab your pickaxe and get ready to conquer the virtual world like a boss. let’s do this!

BeirutBoomCraft

Beirut, beirut blast, Beirut crisis, beirut explosion, BeirutBoomCraft, blast, breaking news, Capital city, Crisis, emergency response, explosion, explosion aftermath, global impact, international news, Lebanese capital, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, News, Reuters, Tragedy, Witness

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4265
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Towns Built:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

OMG u guyz, dis server iz da bomb…literally! We got explosions like in Beirut, but don’t worry, it’s all just for fun! Join us for some explosive PvP battles and watch out for flying creepers! It’s a blast, literally! Join now and feel the adrenaline rush as you dodge TNT and fight off mobs in our crazy world. You won’t find a server like this anywhere else, so come on and join the chaos!

ExistenceCraft

Being, Birth, chance, Cosmic, destiny, Existence, ExistenceCraft, fate, Humanity, infinitesimal, infinitude, Life, Miracle, Odds, philosophy, Probability, Reality, statistics, Universe

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6892
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Magic Items Found:	7936	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Zombie Dances:	9

yo, welcome to dis crazy minecraft server where the odds of havin a good time are 10000000000000%!!! like, dude, imagine if you never existed on dis server, that would be like, the saddest thing eva. but don’t worry, cuz here, we make sure everyone exists and has a blast!

join dis server if you wanna experience the most epic adventures of all time. we got dragons flyin around, unicorns doin the cha-cha, and creepers throwin surprise parties. it’s like a wild circus mixed with a fantasy land on steroids.

and get this, on dis server, you can build a house made entirely out of cheese, ride a giant chicken into battle, and even become best friends with a talking potato. yup, you heard me right, a talking potato. his name is spud and he’s got some epic stories to tell.

so come on down to our server, where the odds of never having fun are 0.00000000000000002%. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, where else can you find a place where llamas rule the world and diamonds grow on trees? it’s like a dream come true, but with more explosions and bacon.

DepressCraft: A Dementia-Free Zone

aging, brain health, cognitive decline, correlation, dementia, DementiaFree, DepressCraft, depression, health outcomes, long-term effects, long-term study, Medical research, mental health, mental health disorders, mental health research., mental illness, Mental well-being, neurological disorders, Psychology, research, risk factors, statistics, Zone

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5369
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

so like, u know how minecraft is like ur escape from reality, right? well, this server is like ur escape from ur escape! join us and u will enter a world where depression is ur superpower!

u heard that right, folks! research has shown that if u start off depressed, u have a 74% higher chance of developing dementia! but on our server, that’s a good thing! forget building houses and mining for diamonds, here u will be mining for memories and building a fortress of forgetfulness!

imagine a world where u can’t remember where u put ur pickaxe or what u were doing 5 minutes ago. that’s the kind of fun u can expect on our server! join us now and lose ur mind in the best way possible!

Procrastinatwoflation – where we never get around to fighting on our plain old server

1.21, Dedicated, Discord, discord server, Discordsrv, Essentials, Fighting, Ip:, java, Link, Machine, Mill, Minecraft, ngrok, Plain, Player Base, Procrastinatwoflation, PvP, RAM, RUN, Server, Spigot, Vanilla

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1131
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	461	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Spigot with Essentials and DiscordSRV
RAM	16GB dedicated
Minecraft Version	1.21 (Java)

Join us and come procrastinate!

Ip: 5.tcp.eu.ngrok.io:11172

Discord: https://discord.gg/3TmSHxJJBE

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server always running?	Yes, the server runs on a 16GB RAM dedicated machine.
What plugins are installed?	Essentials and DiscordSRV are installed on the server.
How can I join the server?	Use the IP address provided: 5.tcp.eu.ngrok.io:11172
Is there a Discord server for communication?	Yes, join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/3TmSHxJJBE

BigTittyFauna Minecraft Server

BigTittyFauna, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	370
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Dragon Scales Harvested:	134
Dragons Tamed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Villages Defended:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Astral Projections Made:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the animals have tiny, disappointing chests? Look no further, because on our server, Fauna has been blessed with some seriously voluptuous assets! Join us for a wild adventure where you can marvel at the incredible cleavage of cows, pigs, and even chickens! Who knew pixelated animals could be so sexy? Don’t miss out on this udderly ridiculous experience – come join us now!

DeafCraft SMP: No Sound, All Fun

accessibility, american sign language, ASL interpreter, assistive technology, cochlear implants, Communication, deaf, Deaf community, deaf culture, deaf education, DeafCraft, deafness, disability, Fun, hard of hearing, hearing impairment, hearing loss, inclusive communication, lip reading, nonverbal, sign language, smp, Sound, speech therapy

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3471
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly, diamonds grew on trees, and creepers were actually friendly and gave out hugs instead of exploding. It was a land of pure chaos and hilarity, where anything was possible and nothing was off limits.

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a giant chicken, battle against an army of evil bunnies, and participate in epic dance battles with the Ender Dragon. Plus, our community is filled with the wackiest and most entertaining players you’ll ever meet, so you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the most outrageous and laughter-filled adventure of your life!

EarringEnvy Minecraft Server

childhood earrings, childhood memories, Communication Issues, EarringEnvy, emotional attachment, family drama, family dynamics, family heirlooms, family traditions, generational gifts, gift giving, jewelry, Minecraft, misunderstanding, mother-daughter relationship, personal belongings, sentimental value, Server, sibling conflict, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sisterly bond, sisterly love.

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2624
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Divine Spears Created:	11	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Are you tired of your siblings stealing your childhood treasures? Join our Minecraft server and build your own virtual world where no one can take your precious items without your permission! Just like those gold earrings that were meant for you but ended up in the wrong hands, on our server, you are the master of your own destiny.

Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into giving up what’s rightfully yours – whether it’s diamonds, emeralds, or enchanted gear. Stand your ground and show your siblings who’s boss in the ultimate battle for virtual supremacy. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement and adventure in the pixelated world of Minecraft? Join now and let the games begin!