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PirateCraft: No Spoilers, Just Creepers

Bepo, blackbeard, break next week, Brogy, CREEPERS, dory, Dragon.., Egghead, Enel, giant milk, giants, gorosei, law, Luffy, MARINES, Newkama Island, one piece, PirateCraft, sabo, Saint Saturn, spoilers, spunk, Zolo

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5908
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Potions Brewed:	107
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Endless Night Skies:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2

Join our Minecraft server where you can experience the wildest adventures just like in the world of One Piece! Imagine a world where Law and Bepo are Blackbeard’s prisoners, Luffy is fighting the Gorosei, and Zolo is getting involved in all sorts of crazy antics.

Picture this: Luffy stops mid-fight to give Zolo a big sloppy head, causing Zolo to come buckets all over the Gorosei. And just when you think things can’t get any crazier, the giants start jerking off all over Zolo, Luffy, and the Gorosei – it’s chaos like you’ve never seen before!

But wait, there’s more! The giants unleash their special move, flooding the island with their seed and covering everyone in sight. Even Saint Saturn mistakenly takes a sip of giant milk and hilarity ensues. And don’t even get us started on what’s happening over at Newkama Island – Dragon smoking a fat blunt while Sabo cleans the toilet, only to be interrupted by the unexpected arrival of Enel.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as the world of One Piece, then look no further. Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime – just be ready for anything, because with us, the break next week is never guaranteed!

MythicalCraft: Where Greeks can finally be proud of their mythology!

amazement, Ancient, culture, education, fascination, Finally, Goddesses, Gods, greek mythology, greeks, heritage, History, Legends, MEDUSA, MythicalCraft, Mythology, mythology enthusiasts, Myths, pride, Primary school, Proud, storytelling, tradition

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8358
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Crops Grown:	3138

Are you ready to dive into a world of Greek mythology like never before? Join our Minecraft server and experience epic battles with Medusa, Zeus, and other legendary figures from ancient Greece! Our server is so immersive, you’ll feel like you’re actually living in Mount Olympus.

But that’s not all – we have special quests where you can team up with Hercules to defeat the Hydra, or even go on a quest to find the Golden Fleece with Jason and the Argonauts. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the entrance to the Underworld and meet Hades himself!

So why wait? Join our server now and unleash your inner Greek hero. Who knows, you might even become a legend yourself!

Pissy Cunny Chronicles: Where Kronii and Gura’s Minecraft Adventures Begin!

Adventures, Chronicles, cleaning, cunny, cyberbullying, DISRESPECTFUL, EMBARRASSING, gura, Guras, Humiliation, hygiene, inappropriate, internet culture, kohai, Kronii, Mentorship, Minecraft, peer pressure, PISSY, pissy cunny, public shaming, ridicule, shame, twitch streamer, Virtual idol, Vtuber

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8705
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Enchantments Applied:	147	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where anything goes – even if it involves questionable hygiene practices between Vtuber idols. Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, laughs, and maybe even some questionable decisions that will have you saying, “What in the blocky world did I just witness?” So come on, join us and see why everyone is talking about our server – just be prepared for the unexpected, like having to clean up after your senpai’s messes.

Limbus LOLz: Where the Creepers are our Employees!

Actors, art, Audience, creativity, CREEPERS, Drama, employees, Entertainment, Experience, Impressive.., Like it, Limbus, limbus company, live show, lolz, memorable, Performance, production, Recommend, review, Stage, storytelling, TALENTED, Theater

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9088
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens, or team up with your friends to take down a dragon that farts rainbows.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco club where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And don’t even get me started on our custom-built rollercoaster that takes you on a journey through the Nether and back again.

So why waste your time on those other boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Crafting Chaos: Where Even Steve Asks ‘What’s the Point?’

America, antisemitic, Asks, biden, Chaos, CHRISTIANS, Crafting, Democrat, election, fbi, FEMA death camp, golom, Government, Kang, Kike, kudos, point, POL, politically incorrect, REPUBLICAN, revolt, slaughter, steve, Ukraine, Voting, whats, Zelensky

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7998
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing politically incorrect is how many creepers we let blow up your creations!

Join us and choose between two candidates for mayor: a zombie with a (D) after his name or a skeleton with an (R) after his name. It’s not like your vote matters anyway, just like in the real world where elections are stopped and candidates are installed like mods.

Don’t worry about revolting, the only revolting thing here is the amount of zombies Zelensky is sending to slaughter innocent villagers. But hey, at least they didn’t call him antisemitic, right?

So come join our server, where /pol/ is just a honey pot for creepers and the only list you’ll end up on is the one for the most epic builds!

Minecraft Mayhem: ‘/hg/ – Halo General’ Server – Where Spartans Mine and Craft in Style!

#CommunityUpdate, #HaloGeneral, #HaloWaypoint, #MasterChiefCollection, #MCCUpdate, #OperationLaunch, #RevenueStream, #SpartanKelly087, #SunderedShowdown, #SupportEnded, #TerminalEdition, #TheYappeningII, Craft, gamingbible, general, Halo, haloinfinite, MAYHEM, Minecraft, News, rainbowsixsiege, Server, Spartans, Style, Trailer, update, Xbox

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8509
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	860	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	58	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate terminal edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret Halo Infinite update that gives you the power to spawn in a YapYap the Destroyer army to take over the server. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure entertainment!

2. Our community update involves a Sundered Showdown where players have to battle it out using only their bare hands and a potato. Who will emerge victorious? Join to find out!

3. The latest MCC update includes a feature where you can ride on Spartan Kelly-087’s back as she takes on Rainbow Six Siege. It’s like a crossover episode you never knew you needed!

4. Need more reasons to join? How about the fact that MCC support was ended because the developers couldn’t handle the sheer awesomeness of our server. That’s right, we broke the game with our epicness!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the insanity for yourself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join our Minecraft server today!

VirginCraft: Where Normgroids Roam and Funny Things Happen

18 year old, age, cultural expectations, double standards, Drugs, funny, happen, Hypocrisy, judgment, Marriage, MARRIED, morality, Normgroids, relationships, roam, social norms, societal pressure, society, Virgin, VirginCraft, whoring out, WOMAN, young

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2844
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3755
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Enchantments Applied:	147	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Treasure Maps Found:	2

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the normgroids and their ridiculous standards! On our server, you can marry whoever you want, even if they’re just a blocky pixel person. Plus, we have a special drug-themed area where you can mine for “diamonds” and get high on the virtual experience. Who needs real life drama when you can have all the chaos and fun in Minecraft? Join now and let your inner normgroid-free self shine!

Minecraft Boomer Server: ‘I’m 20 and this is still deep’

“Youth, >20 years old, 20, age, boomer, Contemplative, deep, Experience, Introspective, life lessons, Maturity, Meaningful, Minecraft, Nostalgia, personal growth, Profound, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Server, thoughtful, Timeless, true classic, wisdom

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3577
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Potions Brewed:	74	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a true classic that will make you feel like a 20-year-old philosopher pondering the meaning of life.

Join us and embark on epic quests that will challenge your mind and your Minecraft skills. Build towering castles, explore mysterious dungeons, and battle fearsome dragons that will make you question your sanity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of talking cows who will guide you on your journey with their wisdom and cheesy puns. And if you’re lucky, you might even discover the legendary diamond-encrusted llama who grants wishes to those who can solve his riddles.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the deep, mind-bending adventure that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Trust us, it’s a true classic that will leave you saying, “I’m 20 and this is still deep.”

Crafty Cringe Faces: The Minecraft Server

awkward, Crafty, cringe, cringeworthy, Cultural differences, cultural misunderstandings, Diversity, Expressions, faces, facial expressions, ignorance, Minecraft, prejudice, race relations, racial behavior, racial stereotypes, Server, social awkwardness, social norms, Stereotypes, UNCOMFORTABLE, uncomfortable situations, white people

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9256
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Alien Abductions:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Endless Legions Commanded:	47

Are you tired of seeing white people make cringeworthy faces in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where all the players have perfectly normal faces! No more awkward smiles or weird expressions, just blocky characters having a blast in our virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground dance parties and learn their funky moves to impress your friends.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds waiting to be discovered deep within the server. Will you be the lucky player to find it and become the richest miner in all of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to cringeworthy faces and hello to a world of endless possibilities and llama dance parties!

CraftyEngineer24’s Epic Minecraft Adventure

24 years old, ACADEMIC, Adventure, age, Challenges, college, Country, CraftyEngineer24s, determination, education, engineering degree, Epic, Experience, first year, learning, Minecraft, opportunities, perseverance, repeating, STUDENT, studying, success, third time, University

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2775
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Are you tired of studying for the same degree over and over again like this poor soul? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the endless cycle of academic doom and join a community of players who have also failed at adulting!

Join us for a chance to build your dream world where you can finally succeed at something, unlike this poor soul who just can’t seem to catch a break in real life. Who needs a degree when you can have a virtual empire in Minecraft, am I right?

So come on over and join us for some laughs, some fails, and maybe even some success (unlike this poor guy). Let’s make Minecraft great again, one engineering dropout at a time!