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The KaneCraft SMP Show

Bond, brothers, brothers for life, brothers in business, brothers in life, Business, Dedication, Entrepreneurship, family, Kanebros, kanebros brand, kanebros company, KaneCraft, love, loyalty, Partnership, Show, Siblings, smp, success, Support, teamwork

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3627
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Farms Harvested:	865
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Towns Built:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further than kanebros! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, llama rodeos, and a secret underground dance club where the zombies are the DJs.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical Bacon Tree, where the leaves are made of crispy bacon strips.

So why join kanebros? Because where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against an army of evil bunnies? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

BroSisVacayRuinedBySisInLaw

anger, Boundaries, BroSisVacayRuinedBySisInLaw, Communication, compromise, Conflict, consideration, crying, Drama, exclusion, family, family trip, Frustration, Late, Plans, quality time, relationships, Respect, sister-in-law, vacation, Waiting

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8829
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your family issues behind, just like how you wish you could leave your brother’s wife behind on her never-ending errands!

On our server, you won’t have to wait around for hours for someone to show up, only to have to change your plans last minute. Nope, here you can make plans and actually stick to them without any annoying delays!

Don’t let family drama ruin your gaming experience, join our server and let the fun begin! Plus, if you’re lucky, you might even find a virtual park with dog-friendly swimming areas – something you definitely won’t find in real life!

So come on over and leave the real world behind, because on our server, the only tears you’ll shed are tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having!

BlockyBanquet

BlockyBanquet, Capital Punishment, condemned, condemned man, criminal, death row, EXECUTION, final banquet, final dinner, final feast, final indulgence, final meal, final repast, final reprieve, final request, incarceration, Justice, last meal, last supper, Prison

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8617
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Gods Slained:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	New Chunks Explored:	669362
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you question your life choices? Well, look no further because our server is so epic, it’ll make you forget all about that impending doom! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret recipe for the best virtual steak you’ll ever taste. Who needs a last meal on death row when you can feast on the insanity of our server instead? Come join us and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing all the way to the end!

KurskCraft: Prisoner Swap Edition

border disputes, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Diplomacy, eastern europe, Edition, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Humanitarian issues, international relations, Kursk incursion, KurskCraft, military conflict, negotiations, peace talks, political tensions, Prisoner, prisoner exchange, regional stability, russia, security concerns, Swap, Ukraine, War prisoners

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2761
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Farms Harvested:	668	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where russia and ukraine are trading prisoners in a wild exchange! but wait, there’s more – the kursk submarine has somehow made its way into the game and is causing chaos underwater! join us for this insane adventure where you can navigate through the depths of the ocean while dodging russian and ukrainian prisoners trying to escape! who will come out on top in this crazy exchange? join now to find out!

CraftyConsciousness

brain activity, brain function, brain functioning, brain health, brain injury, Clinical Study, cognitive impairment, Cognitive Motor Dissociation, cognitive neuroscience, Coma, Consciousness Disorders, consciousness studies, CraftyConsciousness, Disorders of Consciousness, Medical research, motor function, neurological disorders, Neurological Rehabilitation, neurology, neuroscience, New England Journal of Medicine

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	135
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Enchantments Applied:	193
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

so, like, u wanna join dis minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like, da bomb dot com. we got pigs flyin, cows doin backflips, and creepers breakdancin. it’s like a party in yo computer screen, bro.

but wait, there’s more! we got secret dungeons with treasure chests full of diamonds, emeralds, and even a dragon egg. yea, u heard me right, a freakin dragon egg. ain’t no other server got dat.

oh, and did i mention we got a pet zombie named Bob? he’s like, da coolest zombie u ever met. he’ll follow u around and protect u from all dem pesky skeletons and zombies. plus, he’s got mad dance moves.

so, why should u join dis server? well, cuz we got da best community around. we all like family here, crackin jokes, building epic castles, and exploring da vast world of minecraft together. so come on, what u waitin for? join us now and let’s have some crazy fun together!

HagCraft Minecraft Server

Anime, Chat, Discord, Gaming, girl, Hag, HagCraft, Manga, Minecraft, Nerd, nerdy, older femanon, older girl, pervert, perverted, Server, video games, vidya, weeabo, Weeaboo, wndyplns

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8891
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Secret Passages Found:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Buildings Constructed:	22	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can chat with a pervert nerdy weeabo girl about vidya games? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all your gaming and chatting needs. And if you happen to be a hag or older girl, even better! Join us for some outrageous stories, crazy adventures, and non-stop fun. Discord: wndyplns. Don’t miss out on all the laughs and good times waiting for you on our server!

CreditCardCraft Minecraft SMP

budgeting, building credit, credit card, credit card advice, credit card benefits, credit card fees, credit card interest, credit card payments, credit card rewards, credit card tips, credit history, Credit Limit, CREDIT SCORE, credit utilization, CreditCardCraft, debt management, Financial goals, financial independence, Minecraft, Mortgage, personal finance, responsible spending, smp

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3363
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31

Join our Minecraft SMP and start building your virtual credit score! Use in-game currency to buy virtual houses and eventually take out a virtual mortgage to build your dream virtual mansion! Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can live out your financial dreams in Minecraft? Plus, rumor has it that the virtual bank in our server gives out insane interest rates – you’ll be rolling in virtual diamonds in no time! So come join us and start your journey to becoming the richest player in the most financially savvy Minecraft server out there!

FoodieFriendFiasco

annoyance, asking for favors, Boundaries, Communication, Cooking, Eating, Etiquette, food sharing, FoodieFriendFiasco, Friend, friendship, Generosity, groceries, home cooking, meal planning, meal prep, packing food, personal space, respecting boundaries, sharing, WIBTA

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5363
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	129	Star Shards Collected:	260
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Ores Mined:	6741
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Are you tired of your friends mooching off your hard-earned groceries? Join our Minecraft server where we have a strict “no food stealing” policy! Build your own virtual grocery store and watch as your friends try to steal your pixelated potatoes. Trust us, it’s more fun than arguing over who owes who for the last bag of chips. Join now and say goodbye to food thieves once and for all!

PixelPleasureLand

body image, Communication, consent, cultural influences, Expectations, experiences, Gender Roles, Intimacy, long-term effects, Media influence, media literacy, PixelPleasureLand, portrayal of sex, relationships, self esteem, sex education, sexual behavior, sexual health, Sexualization, societal norms, Stereotypes

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6423
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	97	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only action you get is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether!

Join us for a totally insane experience where you can build, battle, and even find love in the virtual world. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join the fun!

Forget about boring expectations, on our server, you’ll be experiencing things you never even dreamed of. From epic PvP battles to secret underground clubs, this server is where all the cool kids hang out.

So why wait? Join now and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the block!

KurskCraft: Dig for Cash!

Cash, compensation, construction, Dig, Digging, eastern europe, employment, financial incentive, hard work, incentives, Infrastructure, job market, job opportunity, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, Labor, manual labor, russia, Russian economy, trenches, wages, work opportunity, workers

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3685
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Animals Bred:	99	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

yo yo yo, u wanna make mad cash while diggin’ some trenches? come join our Minecraft server where we pay u up to $4000 to dig trenches in Kursk Oblast!

imagine gettin’ paid to do what u love in Minecraft – diggin’ holes! but wait, there’s more! we got secret treasure buried in them trenches, so u might just stumble upon some diamonds or ancient artifacts while u work.

plus, our server is run by a team of Russian spies who are always watching u, so u better watch ur back while u dig. but don’t worry, they’re friendly… most of the time.

so what u waitin’ for? come join us and start diggin’ for that sweet, sweet cash and treasure! it’s gonna be a wild ride, comrade.