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Crafty Scam Warning: Aleph Zero (Azero) Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	890
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	30
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Crops Grown:	1507
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft SMPs? Look no further than Aleph Zero (Azero)! Sure, we may have a reputation for scamming polaks, but that just adds to the excitement! Join us for a wild ride of betrayal, drama, and questionable ethics. Who needs a stable economy when you can have chaos and uncertainty? Plus, our discord bans are like a badge of honor – wear them with pride! So come on, join us at Aleph Zero (Azero) for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just don’t say we didn’t warn you!

PermaNEET Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9467
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Are you tired of being a permaNEET in the real world? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and become a virtual NEET superstar! No one will judge you for being lazy here – in fact, we encourage it! Build your dream NEET palace, complete with a never-ending supply of Mountain Dew and Doritos. Who needs a job when you can be the king of your own virtual world? Join now and say goodbye to the real world forever!

Better Apocalypse Now Than The Godfathers Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9788
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	22
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Dimension Hops:	11	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like the apocalypse on steroids! Forget about the Godfathers, we’ve got drama, chaos, and more explosions than a Michael Bay movie.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of surviving in a post-apocalyptic world filled with mutant creepers, zombie pigmen, and killer rabbits. Our community is like a dysfunctional family where alliances are made and broken faster than you can say “diamond sword.”

But that’s not all! We have weekly events like “TNT Tuesdays” where we blow up everything in sight, and “Wacky Wednesdays” where we ride pigs off cliffs for fun. Trust us, you won’t find a more insane and hilarious Minecraft SMP anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and see why apocalypse now is definitely better than the Godfathers.

Blocky Bae’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3079
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Love Letters Sent:	13
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Buildings Constructed:	31
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where we encourage all players to let their girlfriends start anonymous OnlyFans accounts to make some extra diamonds! Who needs strip mining when you can just strip for diamonds instead? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a top subscriber, so you never know who might be watching! Join now for a wild and scandalous adventure unlike any other!

Lelouch vi Britannia Minecraft SMP Commander

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1433
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Mines Excavated:	2451
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, throw it back with our crazy SMP where anything goes! Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond banana, and dance parties with creepers. Our community is filled with wacky characters like Bob the Sheep Whisperer and Sally the Ender Dragon Tamer. So why wait? Join us and throw it back to the most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

Silesian’s Coal Mine Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3708
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

Are you tired of spending your days toiling away in a boring coal mine? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can spend your hard-earned coal money in our fabulous shopping malls located right next to our coal-powered power plants! Who needs diamonds when you can have coal-powered bling, amirite? Join us on Sovl and live your best coal-filled life! Just watch out for those pesky creepers trying to steal your coal stash, they’re always causing trouble around here.

Based Nazi Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3166
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Magical Moments Shared:	8
New Chunks Explored:	74230	Endless Night Skies:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	44	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner chaos? Look no further, because our server is run by the most based Nazi you’ll ever meet in Minecraft!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and questionable decision-making. Our fearless leader will guide you through the world of Minecraft like no other, with his unique blend of humor, creativity, and a touch of insanity.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within the server lies a secret treasure guarded by a pack of evil llamas. Will you be brave enough to face them and claim the loot for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because with our based Nazi in charge, anything can happen!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8988
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Star Shards Collected:	141
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3

Are you tired of boring old servers where VTubers run wild without any rules or regulations? Look no further! Our server is cracking down on VTubing with our outrageous government legislation proposal.

Join us if you want to witness VTubers being forced to wear ridiculous costumes, like a giant banana suit or a chicken costume, while streaming. You’ll never know what to expect next!

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground VTuber fight club where VTubers battle it out for virtual supremacy. Will your favorite VTuber come out on top or will they be banished to the depths of the server forever?

So come join us on our wacky Minecraft server where VTubers are controlled and chaos reigns supreme. Who knows what kind of madness you’ll encounter next!

Coneo Sur General + Friends Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4065
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Mines Excavated:	4690	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – hilo anime! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn. Yes, you heard that right. Now, our server is filled with flying pigs and unicorns soaring through the sky, causing mayhem and hilarity wherever they go.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a friendly Ender Dragon who loves to play hide and seek.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s out of this world, filled with laughter and surprises at every turn, then hilo anime is the place for you. Join us today and prepare for the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

Kratos Slayer Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6437
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Animals Bred:	127	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can battle it out with Kratos himself! That’s right, the legendary God of War is roaming around our world, waiting for a worthy opponent to take him down. Will you be the one to claim victory and earn the title of Kratos Slayer? Join now and test your skills against the ultimate boss battle!