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SEQCRAFT: Where Java 1.21 and Discord collide, Whitelist and Vanilla get married, and SMP meets Hermitcraft-Like Season-5!

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Seqcraft SMP Overview

Season	Season 5
World Reset	Reset about a month and a half ago
Policy	Be fair and be decent – no stealing, griefing, cheating, bullying, uninvited pvp-ing, hate, or excessive drama
Mods Allowed	Litematica, Xaero’s Map mods, Tweakeroo
World Reset Countdown	Most official major Java edition release instantly initiates a 7 day countdown to a world reset

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join?	Join https://discord.gg/MzP5gPb3 for more info and to get whitelisted!
What are the rules on the server?	The rules include being fair and decent, no stealing, griefing, cheating, bullying, uninvited pvp-ing, hate, or excessive drama. Building starter bases close to spawn is encouraged.
What mods are allowed on the server?	Litematica, Xaero’s Map mods, Tweakeroo are allowed.
Is there an age requirement to join?	While the server focuses on a mature community, players ranging from 13 to 40+ are welcome. Younger members are allowed if they can behave maturely and show they can follow the rules.

HatCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a strict dress code – kikes MUST wear hats at all times! Don’t ask us why, just do it or face the consequences of being chased by a mob of angry chickens wearing tiny top hats.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mythical creature who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. If you can out-dance Blocky Bob, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted disco ball to show off to all your friends.

And let’s not forget about our exclusive “Llama Lovers Club,” where members get to ride around on rainbow-colored llamas while blasting Justin Bieber music through the in-game speakers. It’s a wild ride, to say the least.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, kikes MUST wear hats – it’s non-negotiable.

Minecraft SMP: /xivg/ – Minecraft Madness: Dawntrail Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the cats are blacker than the night sky and the creepers are more scared of us than we are of them! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Patch Notes (7.05): We’ve added a new feature where every time you mine diamond ore, a disco ball drops from the sky and starts playing funky music. Get ready to boogie down while you mine!

Moonfire Faire (August 8th to August 26th): During this event, all players will be transformed into fire-breathing dragons for a day. Burn down your enemies and claim victory in epic battles!

Meetups: Join us on August 10th for a casual CC Sync Meetup at the Wolves’ Den Pier. We’ll be dancing on top of the ship while wearing cat costumes. It’s gonna be purrfectly hilarious!

Previously: We once had a meetup where a player accidentally turned their entire base into a giant cake. It attracted so many mobs that we had to fight them off with nothing but our trusty diamond swords and a whole lot of frosting. Join us for more crazy moments like this!

WeddingCraftBabyBoom

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Are you tired of your sister stealing the spotlight at every family event? Do you want a place where your big day can truly be all about you? Then come join our Minecraft server, where we guarantee no one will announce their pregnancy during your wedding reception!

Our server is the perfect place to escape the drama and have a stress-free celebration. Say “I do” without worrying about your sister trying to steal your thunder. Plus, our virtual weddings come with a built-in mute button for any unwanted announcements.

Don’t let your special day be ruined by someone else’s need for attention. Join our server now and say “I don’t” to pregnancy announcements at weddings!

OffTurnedOnMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for your boredom! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosions, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

Forget about building boring old houses, on our server, you can build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks or a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. And don’t even get me started on our custom mobs – we have zombie chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes and skeleton cows that drop enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a fan of watching grass grow, in which case, maybe this server isn’t for you.

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a comedy movie on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Trust us, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget you’re even playing Minecraft. So come on down and join the madness, because on our server, the fun never stops!

GazaGriefersGoneWild

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come join our epic minecraft server where we slay enemies like IDF slays Hamas battalion commanders! we got more action than a battle in gaza school, but without all the danger! build your own army of blocky warriors and conquer the land with your epic skills! who needs real life drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server! join now and let the madness begin!

SkyPicTowerCraft

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LOL JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT SKY PICTURES THAT CAN TELEPORT BACK TO DA SKY ITSELF! IMAGINE TAKIN A SELFIE AND DA CLOUDS BE LIKE “HEY I SAW U TAKE DAT PIC EARLIER!” COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE DA MAGIC OF TELEPORTIN SKY PHOTOS! WHO NEEDS TELEPORTERS WHEN U GOT CELL TOWERS AND SKY SELFIES, AMIRITE? LET’S MAKE DA SKY JEALOUS OF ITS OWN PICS!

GrowBlock

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The Gates Of Grandma’s Basement – Come play on our server for big kids only! Ages 16 and up.

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Server Name	The Gates Of Valhalla
Grand Opening	TODAY
IP Address	gates.ValhallaCraft.org
Discord	Join our Discord

Overview

Step into a world where your actions shape the world. At The Gates Of Valhalla, we offer a unique experience with our one-of-a-kind house-made progression system and thrilling challenges. Join us today and be part of an epic journey with us!

FAQ

Q: What makes The Gates Of Valhalla unique?

A: Our server offers a unique progression system and thrilling challenges that make every decision you make impactful on your gameplay.

Q: What bonuses can I get for joining early?

A: Be among the first 50 players to join and enjoy a 50% MCMMO boost, setting you up for a legendary start.

Q: Is there a community I can join?

A: Yes, join our vibrant community on Discord to meet fellow adventurers, get server updates, and participate in exclusive events.

Q: How can I join The Gates Of Valhalla?

A: Simply use the IP addressgates.ValhallaCraft.org to connect to our server and start your adventure.

Q: What do players think about The Gates Of Valhalla?

A: Our long beta period has garnered rave reviews from experienced players, and now it’s your turn to see why.

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	1

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
New Chunks Explored:	890359	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Love Letters Sent:	20	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

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The Gates Of Grandma’s Basement – Come play on our server for big kids only! Ages 16 and up.

Stats November 22, 2024

Overview

FAQ

Q: What makes The Gates Of Valhalla unique?

Q: What bonuses can I get for joining early?

Q: Is there a community I can join?

Q: How can I join The Gates Of Valhalla?

Q: What do players think about The Gates Of Valhalla?

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Animals Bred:	28
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	New Chunks Explored:	368592
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	553	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	363
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1831	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2