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Block Break-Up

BLOCK, Breakup, Closure, communication breakdown, emotional pain, end of a relationship, failed relationship, finding closure, healing, HEARTBREAK, letting go, Love Lost, moving forward, moving on, red flags, relationship, Self Discovery, self reflection, signs of a breakup, starting over, toxic relationship

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8507
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Farms Harvested:	465	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Are you tired of your significant other stealing all your diamonds in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and never worry about getting your precious resources stolen by your ex again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret love potion in disguise – find your new Minecraft soulmate here! So why wait? Join now and say goodbye to relationship drama and hello to endless fun and adventure!

LegionCraft: Foreign Officer Fun

Armed Forces, bill, Defense, Foreign, foreign military personnel, foreign nationals, foreign policy, foreign service, foreigners, Fun, Government, International Legion, international relations, LegionCraft, legislation, Military, military service, national defense, OFFICER, Officers, Parliament, SECURITY, Ukraine, ukraine news

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5893
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

so, like, this server is like, the ukraine of minecraft servers, ya know? we got this crazy bill that lets foreigners be officers in our international legion, like, what even is that? but it’s cool, cuz we’re all about inclusivity and stuff. plus, our officers are like, super cool and will lead you to victory in epic battles against creepers and stuff. join us for a wild ride and be a part of our international legion, cuz why not? it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Forgetful Craft [SMP] 1.21.1 – Because we all need a little chaos in our survival adventures!

1.21.1, Adventures, age, Applications, building, Chaos, Community, consideration, Content Creation, Craft, Exploring, forgetful, Fun, Inclusivity, Kindness, Maturity, Minecraft, pixelated, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, safe space, Server, smp, Survival, Toxicity, vet, Videos, Whitelist

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3098
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

DementiaCraft Overview

Server Name	DementiaCraft
Community	Players aged 25 and above
Mission	To cultivate a virtual haven free from toxicity

Extensive FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the age requirement to join DementiaCraft?	Players must be 25 years old or above to join.
Can I create content on the server?	Content creation is allowed after being an active member for at least 2 months.
How long does it take to process applications?	Due to real-life obligations, it may take a couple of days for the moderators to respond to applications.

Izutsumi’s Epic Minecraft Server

Epic, female artist, Izutsumi, Izutsumi albums, Izutsumi concert, Izutsumi fans, Izutsumi live performance, Izutsumi merchandise., Izutsumi songs, Izutsumis, J-pop artist, Japan, Japanese culture, Japanese singer, Minecraft, Music, Music (Industry), Performer, pop music, rising star, Server, solo artist, talented artist, vocalist

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5217
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Divine Spears Created:	25
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Zombie Dances:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Welcome to Izutsumi, the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants wishes! Rumor has it that if you mine exactly 69 diamonds in a row, the pickaxe will appear in your inventory and you can wish for anything you want – even a pet dragon that shoots fireballs!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest mob in all of Minecraft: the Rainbow Sheepicorn. If you manage to tame one, it will follow you around and poop out diamonds wherever it goes. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a Rainbow Sheepicorn, am I right?

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato of Izutsumi. Legend has it that whoever possesses this potato will be granted eternal luck and fortune in the game. But be warned, the potato is guarded by a fierce army of zombie chickens armed with enchanted swords!

So what are you waiting for? Join Izutsumi today and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life!

Math Master Minecraft SMP

algebraic proficiency, arithmetic skills, computational expertise, geometric knowledge, Master, Math, math application, math expertise, math proficiency, math proficiency level, math skills, math usage, math utilization, mathematical competency, mathematical fluency, mathematical knowledge, mathematical understanding, mathematics knowledge, Minecraft, numerical proficiency, numerical understanding, quantitative abilities, quantitative reasoning, smp

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4855
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only math you’ll be doing is counting all the diamonds you find!

Our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps. Just last week, one player accidentally turned their entire house into a giant cake! And don’t even get us started on the time a creeper started breakdancing in the town square.

But the real reason you should join our server is for the epic math battles that happen every Saturday night. That’s right, instead of fighting mobs, you’ll be battling it out with your fellow players in intense math competitions. From calculus to geometry, we’ve got it all!

So if you’re ready to add some excitement to your Minecraft experience, come join us on our server. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a calculator or two!

CraftyLiarDILNoSorry

anger, Apology, apology refusal, Birthday Party, charity fundraiser, Confrontation, confrontation aftermath, CraftyLiarDILNoSorry, daughter-in-law, denial, dishonesty, Family Events, family gatherings, family tension, favorite bakery, lost order, lying.., Rift, small gathering, social media, tension in the family

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2091
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my son’s wife’s lies? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of deception and drama that will make you question everything you know about family gatherings.

Just like Emily, our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists. You might think you’re mining for diamonds, but suddenly find yourself in a heated argument with a creeper about who ordered the cake for your husband’s birthday party.

With a community as chaotic as this, you’ll never know what to expect next. Will you stumble upon a secret base full of lies and deceit? Or maybe you’ll uncover a hidden truth that will shake the very foundation of the server.

Join now and experience the thrill of uncovering the truth in a world where nothing is as it seems. Just remember, trust no one, not even the villagers.

LazyLootMC SMP

abundance mindset, daily income, dream life, financial freedom, financial independence, fulfillment, Gratitude, Happiness, LazyLootMC, life without work, Lifestyle Design, living the dream, luxury living, manifesting abundance, passive income, personal growth, pursue hobbies, Relaxation, self-care, smp, stress-free living, travel the world

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2730
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Void Gems Collected:	25	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Are you tired of grinding for resources in Minecraft? Do you dream of a world where you can just sit back and relax while the diamonds roll in? Well, look no further because on our server, you can make $200 a day without even lifting a finger!

Imagine building the most epic base without ever having to mine for materials. Picture yourself cruising around in a diamond-studded minecart, sipping on a potion of invisibility as you prank your friends.

Join our server now and live the high life in Minecraft! Who needs to work when you can make bank just by logging on? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to live like a Minecraft king without breaking a sweat.

CraftyYTUselessCourses

CraftyYTUselessCourses, Digital Marketing, Educational Videos, false promises, ineffective courses, internet-marketing, misleading ads, online courses, online education, online learning, online scams, online seminars, online training, online tutorials, online workshops, overhyped courses, scam courses, useless courses, Waste of Money, worthless content, youtube ads

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	475
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	7016	Star Shards Collected:	100
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Astral Projections Made:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Falling into the Void:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Are you tired of wasting your time on boring online courses that promise to teach you how to knit with your toes or speak dolphin language? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and learn valuable skills like how to tame a llama with a rubber chicken or how to build a house out of nothing but potatoes. Our online courses are so useless, they’ll make you question why you ever wasted your time on those other boring ads. So why wait? Join our server now and become a Minecraft master in the most ridiculous way possible!

LeglessLootersMC

amputation, amputee, Assistance, compensation, Conflict Resolution, denmark, disability support, Healthcare, Humanitarian Aid, injury, international relations, LeglessLootersMC, maritime security, medical expenses, Navy, Piracy, Pirate, prosthetic leg, prosthetic technology, Rehabilitation, rehabilitation services

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2257
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Ahoy, mateys! Avast ye landlubbers and listen up! Join our Minecraft server and help us raise enough doubloons to pay for the prosthetic leg of a poor pirate who got shot by the navy of Denmark! Arrr, we be sailing the high seas of creativity and fun, plundering treasure and building epic ships to sail the seven seas. Ye won’t find a server more wild and wacky than this one, me hearties! So grab yer sword and yer pickaxe, and come join the adventure of a lifetime! YARRRR! ⚓🏴‍☠️ #PirateLife #ProstheticPirateLeg #DenmarkDrama

Tubulin Vibes 5G & 6G

5g, 6G, damping, electromagnetic absorption, normal-mode analysis, protein tubulin, subterahertz range, telecommunication technologies, Tubulin, VIBES, vibration modes, water layers

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3787
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	49

Yo, so like, have you ever wanted to play on a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like your brain is vibrating in the subterahertz range? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so next level, it’s like we’re already living in 5G and 6G telecommunication technologies.

But wait, there’s more! Our protein tubulin is off the charts, with vibration modes that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. And don’t even get us started on the water layers and damping – it’s like a whole new level of electromagnetic absorption that will blow your mind.

So come join us on the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for your brain to be vibrating in ways you never thought possible.