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Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 8175 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 5 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 10 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 | Divine Spears Created: | 15 |
u know what else? on dis server, we follow dis planetary health diet thingy. we only eat carrots and potatoes and stuff. it’s like, super healthy and stuff. u won’t find no junk food here, no sir.
oh, and get dis, we got genetic susceptibility goin on. dat means u might be able to fly or shoot lasers outta ur eyes. who knows, man. it’s a wild ride on dis server.
and get dis, we did a study and found out dat joinin dis server reduces da risk of cardiovascular disease by like, a million percent. u won’t find a healthier server out there, i tell ya.
so come on down and join us on dis crazy, wacky, and totally bonkers minecraft server. it’s gonna blow ur mind, dude.