| Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 1933 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 14 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 6 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 15 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
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| Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 4136 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 8 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 13 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Magic Items Found: | 7384 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 11 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing for days. From building epic structures to battling mythical creatures, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all! We have exclusive content like 3D debuts, debut performances, and even unarchived Twitter spaces that will keep you entertained for hours on end.
And if you’re a fan of music, we’ve got you covered with a playlist of all the covers and songs our talented players have released. Plus, don’t forget to check out our merch store for some epic swag.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 6321 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 14 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 99 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 22 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 |
| Runes Activated: | 0 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 24 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Orbs of Power Found: | 5 |
Join us for a chance to ride minecart cable cars up and down the steep hills, visit the pixelated Golden Gate Bridge, and even explore a replica of Alcatraz prison (but don’t worry, there are no real prisoners…we think).
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting world domination. Will you join them or thwart their evil plans? The choice is yours!
So come join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to in our virtual San Francisco!
| Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 3299 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 169102 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 18 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Zombie Dances: | 4 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
We promise not to judge you for splurging on a steam deck, even if it means walking everywhere because you’re broke from paying your mom’s bills. Our community is all about supporting each other, even if it means sacrificing gas money for virtual adventures.
So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more intense than a family argument over spending habits. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual chaos with us? Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 9770 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 20 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 3971 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
Our server is the perfect place to escape from the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where stepbrother crushes are a thing of the past. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious stories and outrageous adventures that will keep you entertained for hours on end.
So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to stepbrother crushes once and for all. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 8117 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 50 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 1867 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 13 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 13 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or embark on a quest to find the legendary golden potato hidden deep within the Nether realm. But beware, for the server is also home to the elusive “Dancing Creeper” who will challenge you to a dance-off for epic loot.
And ladies, if you think you can handle the madness, then come on down and show us what you’ve got! Who knows, you might just become the queen of the server and earn the title of “Minecraft Goddess”.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and a whole lot of WTF moments! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 5170 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 16 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 15 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 25 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7071 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 |
WE’VE GOT CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE RUSSIAN MISSILES AND ZOMBIES THAT FIGHT LIKE UKRAINIAN SOLDIERS! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH A BLOCKY WORLD WHERE ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE, EVEN PEACE IN THE MIDDLE EAST!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND BECOME A LEGEND IN A WORLD WHERE UKRAINE IS THE LEAST OF YOUR WORRIES!
| Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 2785 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Emeralds Found: | 4054 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 29 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 30 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 4858 | Enchantments Applied: | 240 |
| Alien Abductions: | 4 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 135 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 40 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 16 |
| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 6410 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 16 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
