Jahzir Kadeem Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyBuyfag Minecraft Server

Anime collectibles, anime figures, anime merchandise, Anime toys, Buy figures, Buyfag, Collectibles, CraftyBuyfag, Figure addiction, Figure buying, figure collecting, Figure collectors, Figure enthusiasts, Figure hobby, Figure obsession, Figure shopping, Minecraft, Otaku, Server, Toy collecting, Toy collectors, Toy enthusiasts, Toy hobby

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4964
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Void Gems Collected:	19
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a virtual circus on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive Creepers, dancing Endermen, and pigs that can fly (literally, we’ve seen it happen).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most coveted figures in all of Minecraft. Want a Steve figure that can breakdance? We got it. How about a zombie figure that can juggle? Yep, we’ve got that too. And don’t even get us started on the elusive llama figure that can spit fireballs – it’s a real showstopper.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life? Buy figures, join the fun, and let the madness begin!

BabyShowerDrama

advice, baby shower, BabyShowerDrama, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, discomfort, emotions, Etiquette, Expectations, family, friendship, host, husband’s friend, Intentions, nutrition, Pregnancy, relationship, Respect, Support

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2803
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	397	New Chunks Explored:	658405
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Star Shards Collected:	129
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Are you tired of dealing with unwanted baby advice and passive-aggressive jabs from your husband’s best friend? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the drama!

On our server, you can build a virtual world where no one can tell you what to eat or how to raise your baby. Say goodbye to unsolicited advice and hello to blocky adventures!

Join now and let your creativity run wild, because on our server, the only thing growing faster than your virtual crops is the drama-free zone we provide. Build your dream home, explore new lands, and leave the baby shower planning to someone else – like an actual event planner, not your husband’s friend who thinks she knows best.

So come on, join our server and leave the real-life drama behind. We promise you won’t find any judgmental friends or passive-aggressive text messages here, just a whole lot of fun and blocky goodness.

MetroCraft: KyivSurvival

Attacks, CASUALTIES, civilians, Conflict, Crisis, deadly, emergency, evacuation, Humanitarian Aid, July 8, kyiv, KyivSurvival, metro stations, MetroCraft, Protection, refuge, Safety, Shelter, Tragedy, Ukraine, violence, War

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8969
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Secret Passages Found:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

lol come join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own metro stations to shelter from deadly attacks like in Kyiv!! we got 32,000 peeps already hiding in their stations, it’s a party down there!! build ur own epic underground hideout and survive the chaos, maybe even make some new friends along the way. who needs above ground when u can live it up in the metro?? join now for a wild ride, it’s gonna be a blast!! 🚇🎉 #metrostationparty #minecraftmadness

BabeCraft: Top 10 Sports Server

1995, Academy Award, all time, babe, BabeCraft, charming, childhood favorite, classic, Family Film, Farm, Feel-Good, Heartwarming, Inspirational, James Cromwell, memorable, Pig, Server, sports, sports movie, Talking Animals, Top, top 10, underdog story, Uplifting

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8923
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Star Shards Collected:	291	Endless Night Skies:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

yo yo yo come join this EPIC minecraft server where we have more fun than a pig in a mud bath! why should you join? well let me tell ya a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond the size of a baby zombie’s head! true story bro. but wait, there’s more! we have magical unicorns that poop out enchanted golden apples. no joke. and if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure guarded by a pack of wild wolves wearing diamond armor. so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s build a world crazier than a creeper on caffeine!

LabMC (Open Alpha)

2025, Alpha, Crate, crude, Downtime, farm to win, LabMC, MCMMO, minecraft server, Network, open alpha, rank system, release date, Reset, Survival, Testing, Towny, Unfinished, Unpredictable, worlds

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8683
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5187	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Potions Brewed:	158
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Animals Bred:	48	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Expect the server to be mostly unfinished and crude, as this is an open alpha mainly for testing as of now.Downtime will likely be unpredictable.

The worlds will never be reset unless they become unusable, even in this alpha stage.

And finally, the release date for the network is estimated to be within 2025.

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GraveyardGirls Minecraft Server

contemplating, deceased, died, emotional turmoil, Girls, GraveyardGirls, Grief, haunting memories, HEARTBREAK, late night pondering, late night thoughts, lost loves, Lost Souls, Memories, Minecraft, mourning, Reflection, Reminiscing, Server, sorrow, thinking, tragic loss, Up late

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4560
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7513	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
New Chunks Explored:	955056	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want some wild and wacky adventures! Join us for a chance to explore a world where girls who died come back to life and haunt your every move. But don’t worry, they’re actually pretty chill once you get to know them. Plus, we have special quests where you can help these ghostly gals find peace and maybe even score a date with one of them. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the spooky fun begin!

SharkCraft Minecraft Server

BLAHAJ, Blåhaj lord, Blåhaj thread, Blåhaj worship, ikea, IKEA savior, IKEA shark, IKEA thread, Lord, lord and savior, Minecraft, PRETEND, pretend worship, SAVIOR, savior thread, Server, shark, Shark worship, SharkCraft, Thread, Worship, worship thread

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3051
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	219	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, Blåhaj is our lord and savior! That’s right, our beloved IKEA shark plushie is the one true ruler of our pixelated world.

Join us for epic quests where you must appease Blåhaj by offering him Swedish meatballs and lingonberry sauce. Engage in fierce battles against evil mobs who dare to disrespect our aquatic deity. And don’t forget to build your own shrine to Blåhaj, complete with a sacrificial altar made of birch wood.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of pufferfish players who are plotting to overthrow Blåhaj and take control of the server. Will you join forces with them or stay loyal to our fluffy overlord?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and bow down to the almighty Blåhaj!

SpeechlessCraft Minecraft Server

Challenging, Contemplative, deep, deep questions, Enigmatic, Existential, Introspective, Mind Blowing, mind-boggling, mind-boggling questions, Minecraft, perplexing, perplexing inquiries, Philosophical, philosophical questions, Profound, puzzling, reflective, Server, SPEECHLESS.., SpeechlessCraft, Thought-provoking, thought-provoking questions

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4432
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Dimension Hops:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	95
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Magic Items Found:	1833

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sleeping cat? Well, look no further because our server will leave you speechless with its epicness! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing Enderman! Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

DetachedCraft

coping mechanisms, DetachedCraft, Detachment, detachment from negative influences, detachment from toxic relationships, emotional boundaries, emotional well being, healing, letting go, mental health, mindfulness, moving on, personal growth, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-care, setting boundaries

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	952
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Mines Excavated:	4652
Secret Passages Found:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Void Armor Forged:	13
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69

Are you tired of dealing with annoying villagers in Minecraft? Do you just want to detach yourself from all the drama and chaos? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and escape to a world where you can build your own secluded island and never have to interact with another player again. Say goodbye to pesky neighbors and hello to ultimate solitude! Join now and detach yourself from all the Minecraft madness!

TerrorCraft: 6 Years of Drama

6 years, Director, Drama, justifying terrorism, playwright, russia, sentences, TerrorCraft, Years

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7769
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	6854	Animals Bred:	38
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, building your epic castle in Minecraft, when suddenly, BAM! You get hit with a Russia-style sentence for ‘justifying terrorism’! Like, what even is that, bro?

But fear not, my fellow block builders, because on our server, you can do whatever the heck you want without fear of getting locked up for six years! Want to build a giant TNT cannon that shoots you straight into the sky? Go for it! Want to create a rollercoaster that flings you into a pit of lava? Knock yourself out!

Join us on this wild ride of chaos and creativity, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just don’t tell the Russian government about us, okay? 😉