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Santa’s AFK on Xmas Eve

Afk, chimney, christmas, christmas eve, December 25th, Elves, Eve, Festive, gift giving, holiday, jolly, joyous, Magic, Merry, north pole, reindeer, Santa Claus, Santas, Sleigh, St. Nicholas, tradition, winter wonderland, Workshop, XMAS

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2758
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	12	Astral Projections Made:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Dimension Hops:	12
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

so, like, you know how santa is all about christmas and stuff, right? well, guess what, on this epic minecraft server, santa is the ultimate boss battle! yea, you heard me right, you can fight santa in minecraft! and get this, if you defeat him, you get unlimited diamonds for life! it’s like a christmas miracle, but in minecraft! so come join us and take down santa for all the loot! oh, and did i mention that his elves are actually zombie pigmen? yea, it’s pretty wild. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s take down santa together!

Parkinson’s Reverse GeneCraft

Baylor College of Medicine, disease reversal, fruit flies, gene discovery, Gene identification, Gene therapy, GeneCraft, genetic studies, genetic therapy, medical breakthrough, Medical research, neurodegenerative diseases, neurological disorders, neurology, Parkinson’s Disease, Parkinson’s symptoms, Parkinson’s treatment, parkinsons, research, Reverse, scientific collaboration, simon fraser university, texas

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7945
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Towns Built:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

so like, yo, dis server be like da holy grail of minecraft servers, ya know? like, we got dis gene dat can like, totally reverse parkinson’s disease, but in fruit flies. like, who knew fruit flies could even get parkinson’s, amirite?

anyway, if you join dis server, you gonna be part of da most epic quest to cure all da fruit flies of parkinson’s and become a hero in da minecraft world. plus, we got like, flying pigs and rainbow unicorns and all dat crazy stuff.

so come join us and be part of dis wacky adventure to save da fruit flies and have a blast in da process. ain’t no other server like dis one, fo’ realz.

VertexMCVN

Adventure, Anarchy, blocks, BUILD, Community, Crafting, Donate, Explore, Factions, Fight, Gaming, guild, java, multiplayer, Roleplay, Server, smp, Support, Survival, Vietnam

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5891
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	96	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Runes Activated:	3

Minecraft server SMP Vietnam – Form a guild and fight now! If you find it interesting, please donate to support the server!

vertexmc.ddns.net

Verticey Originals

1.21.X, 1.8.X, anti cheat, Bedwars, Brazil, Fun, GLADIATOR, KitPvP, Mini Games, original, Pirate, Skywars, Verticey Originals

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4089
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Emeralds Found:	9203
Astral Projections Made:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Kitpvp, Glatiator, SkyWars and BedWars Server – 1.8.x-1.21.x

The best server of Kitpvp, Glatiator, SkyWars and BedWars. Server hosted in Brazil and own anti-cheat within the server.

Want to have fun? Come and meet Verticey Originals

Server for 1.8.x – 1.21.x – PIRATE AND ORIGINAL, COME!!!

lobby.verticey.xyz

MemeWar Minecraft Server

blumpf, cope, delusional rants, Destroying, election, ENERGY, Epstein, left, meme war, MemeWar, Minecraft, OneManSocial, reddit, right, seethe, Server, trump, upvotes, Views

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9596
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about the meme war? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from all the chaos!

Join us and witness epic battles between Trump and Epstein in pixelated form – who will come out on top? Will Blumpf’s delusional rants be no match for the power of memes? Only on our server will you find out!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from Reddit trolls and plot your revenge. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of truth, rumored to have the power to banish all fake news!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who needs reality when you have Minecraft? 😉

PoliticalShitcoinGambler – Minecraft SMP

American, day trading, DNC, ETH, Gains, gamble, gambling, harris, kelly, Minecraft, MONEY, Murk, political shitcoin season, PoliticalShitcoinGambler, Pump, retard, smp, SOL, Volume, VP pick, wallets

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1111
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Towns Built:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are currently knee-deep in political shitcoin season! If you’re not placing bets on the next VP pick for Harris, then you must be living under a block. Signs are pointing to Kelly as the top choice, so if you’re not American and don’t give a creeper’s butt, you should still care because there are gains to be made!

We have three sol choices to choose from, with the oldest having the best distribution. But wait, there’s more! Murk has better volume, so it’s a tough decision on which one to invest in. And let’s not forget about the eth one, even though it looks pretty meh compared to the others. But hey, there’s always money to be made in the world of Minecraft politics!

So come join us and make some virtual gains while you try to figure out which VP pick will pump next. You’ll probably end up fading this advice and trying to buy right before the DNC like every other blockhead, but hey, that’s all part of the fun!

ModelMayhem Minecraft Server

art class, artistic leanings, Boundaries, Communication, community involvement, cougar, cringy, figure drawing, friendship, Inappropriate Behavior, inner cougar, Minecraft, Modeling, ModelMayhem, naked young guys, parental concerns, personal space, Respect, Server, setting limits, social dynamics, society maven, uncomfortable situations

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9529
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Love Letters Sent:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as extra as my friend Joan? Look no further! Our server is loud, outspoken, and always the center of attention – just like Joan. But don’t worry, we won’t chase after younger players like Joan chases after younger men (mostly unsuccessfully).

Join our server for some bawdy banter and outrageous adventures. Just like Joan in a Figure Drawing class, you never know what you might find – maybe even some naked young guys (just kidding, keep your clothes on).

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s cringy in all the right ways, join us now! But beware, you might end up wanting to put an end to the madness – just like I want to put an end to Joan’s shenanigans. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right? Right?

SipAndSeeSILGFYATA

anger, anti-depressants, Apology, baby, Boundaries, celebration, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, emotions, family, Funeral, Grief, Loss, PRESSURE, reconciliation, relationships, SipAndSeeSILGFYATA, Support, Therapy, Understanding

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	961
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Experience the thrill of holding a virtual baby while dealing with passive-aggressive relatives who think they know what’s best for you. Watch out for the in-game Jen character who will shove babies in your arms and give you unsolicited life advice. And don’t forget to whisper sweet nothings like “Go f*^% yourself, Jen” for that extra dose of excitement.

Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of our Minecraft server. Who needs therapy and anti-depressants when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the chance to be called the biggest AH by virtual relatives – it’s an honor, really.

HatePizzaButLoveMinecraftSMP

aversion, controversial, cuisine, Culinary, DISLIKES, DIVISIVE, Flavors, Food, HatePizzaButLoveMinecraftSMP, Individual, opinion, picky eater, Popular, Preferences, Taste, taste buds, Unique, unpopular, unpopular opinion

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5542
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the drama is as spicy as a jalapeño-covered pizza!

Picture this: You’re peacefully farming your crops when suddenly a herd of llamas stampedes through your fields, led by a mischievous player in a llama costume. Or maybe you’re exploring a cave and stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing skeletons. Anything can happen on our server, and we mean anything!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the annual “Food Fight Frenzy” event, where players battle it out in epic food-themed PvP battles. Imagine hurling giant hamburgers and explosive watermelons at your opponents while dodging flying pizzas and taco shells. It’s a food fight like you’ve never seen before!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as a box of chocolates (but hopefully with fewer surprises), come join us! Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a llama stampede or a disco party in a cave. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama rampage).

DareCraft: Weird & Wild!

#dare, Abnormal, BIZARRE, challenge, crazy, DareCraft, eccentric, funny, odd, offbeat, outlandish, Outrageous, peculiar, prank, Risk, strange, Unconventional, UNUSUAL, weird, Wild

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8064
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Endless Night Skies:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Void Gems Collected:	34
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Have you ever been dared to build a roller coaster that launches players into the sky on a Minecraft server? Well, on our server, that’s just a warm-up! Join us and take on challenges like creating a house made entirely of TNT or riding a pig through a maze filled with creepers. Trust us, you won’t be bored here. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!