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LunchtimeLooter Minecraft SMP

activities, breaks, campus activities, campus life, college, Downtime, Eating, Friends, hobbies, leisure, lunchbreak, LunchtimeLooter, mental health, Minecraft, productivity, Recreation, Relaxing, self-care, smp, socializing, stress relief, studying, Time management

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6643
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	643	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Oh, forget about boring old lunch breaks in college! Join our Minecraft SMP and spend your breaks exploring a world filled with magical creatures, epic quests, and hidden treasures! Who needs a sandwich when you can feast on enchanted golden apples and roast chicken dropped by flying pigs?

Instead of studying for exams, you can battle giant spiders, ride on the backs of dragons, and build towering castles made entirely out of diamond blocks! Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself makes an appearance every Tuesday at 3 PM to challenge players to a dance-off. Can you out-floss the most feared entity in all of Minecraft?

So say goodbye to boring college breaks and hello to a world of endless adventure and hilarity! Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!

YapCrafters Unite!

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8892
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Divine Spears Created:	20	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Enchantments Applied:	214	Epic Battles Fought:	12

Tired of arguing with people who just won’t shut up? Join our Minecraft server and let out all your frustrations by building giant statues of trolls and goblins to represent those annoying arguers. We even have a special “Yap for Conflict” mini-game where you can throw virtual pies at players who just won’t stop arguing. Trust us, it’s way more satisfying than trying to reason with them in real life. So come join us and unleash your inner troll in a safe and hilarious environment!

SovietCraft Minecraft Server

Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global affairs, international relations, military conflict, military response, Minecraft, missile strikes, national security, nuclear weapons, provocation, russia, Russian territory, Server, SovietCraft, Strategic Concerns, Tensions, US, Warning, Western

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	772
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Star Shards Collected:	93	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

lol imagine if russia was a minecraft server and they were like “yo US, don’t even think about sending missiles into our territory or we will ban you from the server” like damn that would be some intense pvp action. join our server for a chance to witness epic battles between nations, where alliances are forged and broken faster than you can say “creeper”. plus, our admins are like the russian government, always watching and ready to strike down anyone who dares to challenge their authority. so come join us and experience the thrill of international conflict in the world of minecraft!

UkrainianF16FTW

Aerial kills, Air Force, air superiority, aircraft, Aviation, Combat, Conflict, Defense, defense technology, dogfight, eastern europe, f-16, fighter jets, fighter pilots, Military, national security, nato, Ukraine, ukraine news, UkrainianF16FTW, War

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	979
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine’s F-16s have scored their first aerial kills… IN MINECRAFT! fly around in your own virtual F-16 and take down enemies in the sky with your pixelated missiles.

we have a secret underground base where you can find rare loot and weapons to use in battle. beware of the creeper army that guards the entrance, they may look cute but they will explode on you in a heartbeat.

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community like no other. who needs real life when you can have this much fun in minecraft? come join now before the F-16s run out of fuel and the adventure ends!

RoosterCraft

circadian rhythm, diurnal, early bird, early riser, late riser, morning person, morning rooster, morning routine, night owl, night time, Nocturnal, opposite, RoosterCraft, sleep cycle, sleep deprivation, sleep disorders, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep quality, sleep schedule

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9926
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

LOL come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we party like it’s 1999! We got pigs that can fly and cows that can breakdance, it’s a real barnyard rave up in here! The opposite of night owl should be morning rooster, so wake up and join us for some wacky adventures! We have a secret underground disco where the zombies and skeletons bust a move, it’s lit AF! Plus, our admin is a talking llama who spits out diamonds, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride! Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server now and let’s get this party started!

Hilltop Havoc: Neolithic Edition

dangerous areas, Edition, fear of conflict, Havoc, higher mortality, Hilltop, hilltops, lower fertility, Neolithic, Neolithic Europe, overpopulation, population decline, safer locations

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8244
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15

Yo, you ever wanted to travel back in time to Neolithic Europe but without all the boring fear of conflict and population declines? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us and experience a world where conflict is a thing of the past and everyone lives in harmony on hilltops. But watch out, overpopulation might lead to some crazy deaths and low fertility rates! It’s a wild ride, so join now for a chance to live in a world where fear is a thing of the past!

WindowPeek Minecraft Server

Architecture, Buildings, cityscape, Clouds, HORIZON, landscape, Minecraft, Mountains, Nature, Ocean, outdoors, Peaceful, scenery, Server, SKY, skyline, sunrise, sunset, Trees, Urban, view, WINDOW, WindowPeek

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1974
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Villages Defended:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

Are you tired of staring at the same boring view out your window every day? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, the view out your window is whatever you want it to be! Want to wake up to a majestic unicorn grazing in a field of rainbow-colored grass? Done. How about a giant flying taco soaring through the sky? We got you covered. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come join us and escape the mundane reality of your everyday life!

Minecraft SMP – Flirting with Creepers #6556

Archive, character profiles, community pastebin, CREEPERS, daily tasks, Eicon search tool, F-List, Feedback, fetishes, filtered ads, flg, FLIRTING, Forums, kinks, live status tracker, Minecraft, profile image search, roleplay logs, Roleplaying, shitposting tool, site drama, smp, third party chat client, webchat

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	493
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where the only limit is your imagination… and your kinks! Join us for a wild ride filled with roleplaying, character profiles, and finding like-minded partners with similar fetishes. Our webchat is perfect for some steamy textual roleplay, and our group forums have more depravity than you can shake a stick at.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with drama, gossip, and outrageous stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Want to critique someone’s character? Go for it. Need feedback on your roleplay skills? We’ve got you covered. And don’t forget to check out our shitposting tool for some extra laughs.

So why join our Minecraft SMP server? Because where else can you build a castle, fight dragons, and explore endless worlds all while indulging in your wildest fantasies? Come join us and let your imagination run wild… and maybe a little kinky.

BIL-Free Vacation Ride Minecraft Server

anniversary, BILFree, brother, camping trip, celebration, Communication, compromise, Dinner, family, family dynamics, Minecraft, overreacting, people pleasing, Picnic, punctuality, quality time, relationship, Ride, Server, staycation, Stubborn, vacation, Wilderness

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4921
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Love Letters Sent:	12
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Potions Brewed:	59
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of celebrating anniversaries on the actual day? Look no further! Our server is all about prioritizing quality time with your loved one, just like you deserve.

Join us for some epic adventures and crazy builds, just like the epic adventure of trying to plan a perfect anniversary with a husband who can’t say no to his brother. Will you be the hero who saves the day and ensures a romantic celebration, or will you get caught up in the drama and chaos of family dynamics?

With surprises around every corner and unexpected twists at every turn, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes – just like trying to navigate a last-minute change of plans for your special day. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate test of love, loyalty, and Minecraft skills. Trust us, it’s a journey you won’t want to miss!

PastorPuncherMC

Apology, bio clean up, Church, co-pastor, daycare, grudge, guam, hatred, ministry field, nondenominational, office, Pastor, PastorPuncherMC, Police, TRANSITION, Tuesday evening, unsettling vibes, volunteer, women’s group, womens ministry, youth pastor

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1849
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Votes:	3445	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Potions Brewed:	119	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	28	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning reality.

Our server is run by a team of pastors who are experts in running daycare and leading women’s groups. But don’t be fooled by their holy facade, drama lurks behind every corner.

Meet Pastor Nick, the co-pastor who seems like the perfect guy on paper, but something just doesn’t sit right with him. Rumor has it he’s been spotted chatting up the daycare volunteers and making shady moves behind closed doors.

Join our server and witness the epic showdown between Pastor Nick and the women’s pastor as they battle it out over accusations of inappropriate behavior. Will justice be served? Will the truth come to light? Only time will tell on this thrilling Minecraft server. Join now for a drama-filled experience like no other!