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CraftyCreeper2075

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9895
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Join our Minecraft server and find out what people in 2075 will find utterly ridiculous about the year 2025! We have flying pigs that drop diamonds, cows that shoot lasers from their eyes, and villagers that break out into spontaneous dance parties. Our server is so advanced, we have time-traveling llamas and talking creepers who tell dad jokes. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the insanity for yourself – join our server now and be a part of Minecraft history!

Berlin vs. Elon’s Desert Army

Army, berlin, Conflict, Confrontation, controversy, current events, Defense, desert, desertion, Deserts, Dispute, elon musk, Elons, feud, german army, germany, innovation, Military, News, Rumbles, Technology

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3306
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3266	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Dragon Scales Harvested:	411	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the german army has deserted X because they are too busy battling it out with elon musk in a feud that is shaking the very foundations of the virtual world. build your own army of pixelated soldiers and fight alongside berlin in this epic showdown of epic proportions. who will come out on top? join now to find out and be a part of the chaos and madness that is taking over the server. trust us, you won’t want to miss this insane adventure!

Vegas Craft: Where Angeles is Just Too Weird

Angeles, casinos, city, colloquial, Craft, desert oasis, Destination, Entertainment, FAMOUS, iconic, Las Vegas, Nevada, nevada desert, Nickname, nightlife, sin city, tourism, travel, vacation, Vegas, weird

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	630
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	114	Players Killed by Monsters:	4291
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Endless Legions Commanded:	35

yo yo yo come join dis epic minecraft server where we buildin’ like crazy and havin’ a blast like it’s a party in vegas but without all the hangovers and regrets, ya feel me? we got diamond rainin’ from the sky and creepers doin’ the cha-cha slide, it’s a wild ride you don’t wanna miss out on! plus, we got a secret underground disco club where herobrine himself busts a move every saturday night, it’s lit af fam. so come on down and join the fun, cuz on this server, every day is a block party!

Crafty Korean Man Cave

cave, Crafty, Decline, discrimination, gender, gender dynamics, Ideology, INEQUALITY, Korean, male victimhood, man, Masculinity, mental health, objective economic hardship, patriarchy, Perception, research, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressure, socioeconomic status, South Korean men, traditional roles

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8372
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

So, like, u know how South Korean dudes are all like, “woe is me, life is so hard”? Well, turns out it’s cuz they think they’re like, losing their status or whatever. But, like, who cares about that when u can join our EPIC Minecraft server instead?!

Picture this: u log on and u see a bunch of South Korean dudes running around, crying about their perceived socioeconomic status decline. But then u swoop in like a boss and show them what true power looks like in the world of Minecraft.

Join our server and show those sad boys that real strength comes from building epic castles and slaying dragons, not from worrying about your place in society. Plus, rumor has it that if u defeat the Ender Dragon, u’ll gain instant status and become the king of all South Korean Minecraft players.

So, what are u waiting for? Join our server now and show those victimhood ideologues who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels!

Tirox.net

beloved old maps, classic Minecraft experience, classic Minecraft PvP, Epic PvP Moments, Ffa, game modes, golden days, KitPvP, minecraft 1.8, minecraft 1.8 pvp, minecraft pvp, minecraft server, Nostalgia, Old maps, Parkour, PvP, PvP experience, PvP-Network, reconnecting with the past, reviving the classic, Survival Games, Tirox, well-known players

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1853
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5443	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Epic Battles Fought:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Ores Mined:	2053	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Tirox is a Minecraft 1.8 PvP network with the goal of reviving the classic Minecraft PvP experience. Featuring beloved old maps and game modes such as the famous Survival Games, as well as modes like FFA to warm up, Tirox brings back the essence of the golden days of Minecraft PvP. We’ve successfully brought back many former well-known players who used to play back in the day. It’s all about nostalgia, reconnecting with the past, and reliving those epic PvP moments with friends and players who share the same love for the classic Minecraft experience.

play.tirox.net

exciting new mc fantasy server

#exciting, CPU, Discord, Events, FANTASY, Fun, GalaxiteRPG, invite, Joined, Magic, members, Memory, Modded, modpacks, ONLINE, Players, RPG, Server, smp, Specs, SSD, Whitelist

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3635
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Towns Built:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

GalaxyRPG Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	GalaxiteRPG.mine.fun
Server Version	1.19.2
Server Specs	Memory: 16gb of DDR5 RAM SSD: 100gb Seagate SSD CPU: Intel 9 14900K (4 extra threads)

About the Server:

Hello! If you like playing Minecraft with magic/fantasy RPG modpacks, look no further! We are looking for as many players as we can because the more we are, the more fun we have!

This is the modpack we are currently using: Cisco’s Fantasy Medieval Adventure RPG

Join our Discord server for updates and future events: https://discord.gg/M7aVUGTvMb

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server using the IP: GalaxiteRPG.mine.fun
What modpack is the server using?	The server is currently using Cisco’s Fantasy Medieval Adventure RPG modpack. You can find it here.
Can I become a member of the server?	Yes, we welcome new players to join our community. Just connect to the server using the provided IP.
What are the server specs?	The server has 16gb of DDR5 RAM, 100gb Seagate SSD, and an Intel 9 14900K CPU with 4 extra threads.

Eco Breeders Guild 1.20.5

1.20.5, Breeders, challenge videos, comedy, Eco, Entertainment, funny videos, guild, handbreeder, handbreeder challenge, hilarious, humor, internet culture, laugh out loud, Laughter, memes, online content, Popular, Reed edition, social media, trending, viral videos, ylyl

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7584
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	385
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Enchantments Applied:	259
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Yo, bros and broettes, do you like Minecraft but wish it was more lit? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where you can breed hand-sized reeds and create a whole army of tiny plant soldiers to do your bidding.

Join our server for the most epic battle of handbreeder reeds you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t be able to hold back your laughter as these little guys go to war.

But that’s not all, folks! We also have custom mini-games where you can ride on the backs of giant chickens and joust with carrots. It’s like a fever dream come to life, but in a good way.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for a wild ride of handbreeder reed madness. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of confusion. Let’s get weird, my dudes!

LockOutLols Minecraft Server

aita, Best Friend, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Eviction, family, Fiance, flatmate, friendship, home, Homeless, living situation, locking out, LockOutLols, mental health, Minecraft, pushover, Rent, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Tough Decisions

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	463
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Divine Spears Created:	15
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	72

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of our player who had to kick out their best friend and flatmate for clogging the sink with bolognese. Can you survive the chaos and craziness of our server?

Reasons to join: – Experience the thrill of locking someone out of their virtual home, just like in real life! – Witness the power struggle between friends turned enemies, all over a missed rent payment. – Test your survival skills in a world where even the closest friendships can crumble over a blocked sink. – Explore a server where mental health plummets faster than a creeper exploding.

So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who needs diamonds when you have juicy drama to mine? Join us now and see if you have what it takes to navigate the madness of our server!

GummyCraftCBD – Chill Server for Stoned Sisters

anxiety relief, Chill, chill vibes, consent, family conflict, GummyCraftCBD, Laughter, legal substances, low-dose gummies, medication dependence, mental health, new job stress, panic attacks, personal issues, Relaxation, Server, sibling bonding, sister support, sisters, stigma, Stoned, support system, THC benefits, THC gummies, Understanding

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2466
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Alien Abductions:	4
Mines Excavated:	2457	Emeralds Found:	2494
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	25	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that will help you relax and escape from the stress of everyday life? Look no further! Join our server and experience the magical world of blocky adventures!

Our server is so chill, even your sister will forget about her panic attacks after just one play session. We offer a special THC gummy power-up that will make you feel calm and relaxed while you build your dream world. And don’t worry, it’s all legal in our pixelated paradise!

Just like how THC gummies helped OP’s sister, our server will help you unwind and have a great time. Forget about your worries and join us for some blocky fun!

But beware, once your parents find out about the magical powers of our server, they might accuse you of “giving her drugs” too. But hey, who cares when you’re having so much fun building and exploring with your fellow players?

So come on, join our server and let the good times roll! Who knew that a Minecraft server could be the ultimate stress-reliever?

BookWormSMP

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9466
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Secret Passages Found:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I was mining for diamonds and I found a secret underground base filled with treasure chests full of enchanted gear! And then, out of nowhere, a giant chicken spawned and started attacking me, but luckily I had my trusty pet llama with me to save the day!

But wait, there’s more! The admins on this server are like, super cool and they host these crazy events where you can win rare items like a diamond pickaxe that can mine bedrock or a potion that turns you into a flying pig! Plus, there’s this secret society of players who only communicate in pig Latin and they have their own secret base hidden in the clouds!

So yeah, if you want to join the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft SMP ever, then you need to join this server ASAP! Trust me, you won’t regret it!