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Minecraft Server: BoomerCraft

30 year old, Alcoholic, anorexia, Aspie, bills, BoomerCraft, Conversation, cost of living, death, mentally ill, Minecraft, MISTAKES, MONEY, Mother, NEET, one job, Psychosis, Release, Server, social anxiety, tiny apartment, warehouse, Welfare

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2074
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Enchantments Applied:	91
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Void Armor Forged:	29
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Dragon Eggs Found:	6305
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay and no excitement? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our server where the admins are all 30-year-old neets with mental illnesses, making every interaction a wild ride!

Picture this: you log on and are greeted by a player who can barely function, constantly making mistakes like a monkey in a warehouse. But wait, there’s more! Our spawn point is a tiny apartment where the owner’s mother is slowly dying of anorexia, adding a touch of drama to your Minecraft experience.

Feeling social? Don’t worry, our players have severe social anxiety and can’t hold a conversation to save their lives. And if you’re lucky, you might even witness periods of psychosis that will keep you on your toes!

But wait, there’s a twist! Due to the high cost of living and bills, our players will soon run out of money and welcome death as a sweet release from their virtual hell. So join us on this server for a truly outrageous and unpredictable Minecraft experience like no other!

BackInBlockyBusiness Minecraft SMP

back, back again, back and better than ever, back for another round, back for good, back for more, back for the long haul, back in action, back in the game, back in the mix, back in the saddle, back in the swing of things, back on the scene, back on track, back to business, back with a vengeance, BackInBlockyBusiness, COMEBACK, I’m Back, long tail, Minecraft, returning, smp

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8096
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Emeralds Found:	2530
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena before exploding.

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of zombie villagers armed with enchanted carrots. Don’t believe me? Just ask Steve, who once built a roller coaster that went straight to the moon.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Sheep, rumored to grant wishes to anyone who can catch it. And let’s not forget about the secret underground disco party hosted by the Endermen every Saturday night.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. And remember, diamonds may be forever, but laughter is priceless.

ChunkCraftLOL

anxiety, ChunkCraftLOL, Confidence, depression, emotional, fluctuates, Honesty, hurt, Insecurities, jokes, partner, physique, Promises, ptsd, Reflecting, Rollie Pollie, sensitivity, stress, toughen up, weight

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1116
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	575
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to never make fun of your in-game character’s weight! Unlike some partners in real life, we understand the importance of creating a positive and supportive environment for all players.

Join us and escape from the stress of real life, where you won’t have to worry about being called a Rollie Pollie or any other hurtful names. Our community is all about spreading joy and laughter, not anxiety and confusion.

So come on over and build your dream world with us, where you can be confident in your virtual physique and never have to deal with insensitive jokes. And remember, on our server, sensitivity is celebrated, not criticized. See you in the game!

PresidentialGriefCraft

abuse of power, Accountability, American president, BETRAYAL, consequences, controversial, Corruption, Decision making, disgraceful actions, historical events, History, Impact, Impeachment, leadership, misconduct, Politics, PresidentialGriefCraft, public trust, scandal, unethical behavior, worst thing

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7006
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Potions Brewed:	42	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	100

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most insane server you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to witness a world where the American president once built a giant statue of themselves made entirely out of diamond blocks, only to have it stolen by a mischievous group of creepers who now guard it with their lives.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker where past presidents have hidden their most valuable treasures, guarded by zombie pigmen with a taste for gold.

So why settle for a boring server when you can join us and experience the madness for yourself? Join now and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ArcticPolarMCServer

Animal Behavior, Animals, Arctic, arctic circle, ArcticPolarMCServer, Canadian, conservation, dangerous animals, fatal attack, hunting, North America, Polar bears, rare attack, remote location, safety precautions, Tragedy, wildlife, wildlife attacks, wildlife encounters, wildlife management, worker

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3779
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3484	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Runes Activated:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Love Letters Sent:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where polar bears are on the loose and ready to attack!!! watch out for those sneaky bears as you build your dream world in the arctic canadian wilderness. who knows, you might even be the next victim of a polar bear attack! but hey, that’s just part of the fun on our server. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for some wild adventures with our furry friends. join now for a chance to survive the ultimate bear showdown!

HydroCraft Explosions!

400 POUNDS, Bomb, car explosion, Conflict, Detonation, explosion, explosion force, explosions, explosive device, forces, HydroCraft, Hydrogen, hydrogen bomb, military technology, mirai, Tnt, Toyota, Toyota Mirai, UKRAINIAN, Ukrainian forces, WARFARE

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7426
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Yo, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the craziest things happen? Well, let me tell you about this one server where a Toyota Mirai got turned into a hydrogen bomb by Ukrainian forces and exploded with the force of 400 pounds of TNT! Can you imagine the chaos and destruction that ensued? It was like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft! So if you’re looking for some insane and unpredictable gameplay, then you gotta join this server ASAP. Who knows what other wild events will happen next? Join now and be part of the madness!

PickleMines

Adventure Survival Crafting Exploration Building Multiplayer Quests PVP Sandbox Farming Redstone Dungeons MMORPG Open World Fantasy Role-playing Medieval Creative Enchanting Architecture, Parkour, Prison, Skyblock

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8535
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	807820	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Enchantments Applied:	261
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Votes:	1082

PickleMines is a custom scripted mining server made for 1.21 (although compatible down to 1.7) . Mine resources to update your equipment, but watch out for the mobs!

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ImaiAsamiFanClub Minecraft Server

Anime, anime industry, anime roles, early 2010s, Imai Asami, ImaiAsamiFanClub, Japanese actress, japanese animation, Japanese entertainment industry, Japanese voice actress, Kurisu, Kurisu Makise, Minecraft, mobile games, popular voice actress, Server, Steins;Gate, voice acting, voice actress, voice artist, voice talent, voice work, voiceover

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4275
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Villages Defended:	12
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Love Letters Sent:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Remember Imai Asami? Yeah, she’s been busy… playing on our epic Minecraft server! She got so addicted to building pixelated castles and battling creepers that she forgot all about voice acting. Join our server and you might just run into her, mining for diamonds and slaying dragons like a pro.

But beware, there are rumors that she’s actually a secret Minecraft master, with skills so legendary that Notch himself bows down to her. Some say she can mine a whole mountain in seconds and build a castle taller than the Eiffel Tower in a blink of an eye. Will you be able to keep up with her on our server?

So come on, join us and witness the epic adventures of Imai Asami in the world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might even become her apprentice and learn the ways of the blocky universe. Just remember, diamonds are forever… but so is the fun on our server!

The Hive Mind Minecraft SMP

Brit, China, hive, Honey Trap, long tail tags, Mind, Minecraft, russia, Sharehouse, smp, Usa

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8001
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest rollercoaster ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us as we embark on a journey from China to Russia to Brit and finally to the good ol’ USA. Why, you ask? Because we have secret quests hidden in each country that will lead you to the ultimate treasure – a block of cheese made of pure diamond!

But beware, along the way you’ll encounter mobs like Putin’s pet bear, the Queen’s corgis, and even a bald eagle that shoots fireworks out of its beak. Can you survive the chaos and claim the cheese diamond for yourself? Join us and find out!

NoCrashPad4U

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6099
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Mines Excavated:	4419
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	New Chunks Explored:	338569
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	6

Are you tired of friends treating your house like a hotel? Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual house and never have to deal with unwanted guests again! No more friends overstaying their welcome or expecting you to drop everything for them.

On our server, you can create your own rules and boundaries, and if anyone tries to push them, you can just block them (literally). Say goodbye to awkward conversations and hello to a stress-free virtual living situation.

Plus, if anyone accuses you of not being a good friend, you can just point them to our server and let them see how it’s done. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the fun and none of the hassle in Minecraft? Join now and start building your dream home, no unwanted guests allowed!