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SMP CriminalCrushers – Minecraft SMP

attraction, bad boys, controversial topics, criminal attraction, criminal behavior, criminal desire, criminal fantasies, CriminalCrushers, Criminals., dating preferences, foids, gender dynamics, Minecraft, relationships, sexual fantasies, sexual partners, sexual preferences, smp, social expectations, societal norms, Stereotypes, taboo desires, taboo fantasies

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	938
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Void Gems Collected:	16	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays nice? Well, look no further because on our server, we only accept players who have a criminal record! That’s right, if you haven’t been arrested at least once, you’re not welcome here.

But don’t worry, being a criminal in real life doesn’t mean you have to be a criminal in the game. In fact, we encourage players to engage in all sorts of illegal activities, like stealing diamonds from other players, building secret underground bases, and even starting a black market for rare items.

So if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to break the rules, then join us today! Just remember, snitches get stitches, so keep your criminal activities on the down low.

BroBroIncogMineCraft

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4320
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Towns Built:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Astral Projections Made:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Zombie Dances:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Ores Mined:	9686
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life siblings and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures!

Join us if you’re tired of dealing with iPad-addicted brothers who have no hobbies or social skills. On our server, you won’t have to worry about being associated with a sibling who hands in blank test papers to teachers just to spite them.

Imagine a world where your brother’s reputation doesn’t affect yours, where you can build your own success without being dragged down by his bad grades and spoiled brat attitude.

So come on over and join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next! No sibling drama allowed, only fun and games in the world of Minecraft.

SecretSquirrelMC SMP

Concealed, Confidential, Hiding, innocent, Personal, Private, Secrets, SecretSquirrelMC, smp, unacknowledged, unadmitted, unavowed, Unclaimed, unconfessed, undisclosed, unexpressed, unprofessed, unshared, unspoken, unvoiced

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7353
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you’re looking for some wild and wacky adventures!

Join us if you want to uncover the hidden secrets of the server, like the mysterious underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon the secret society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the world (or at least the server).

But beware, because this SMP is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a haunted mansion where the ghosts of past players roam the halls, seeking revenge on anyone who dares to enter. And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hidden in the depths of the ocean guarded by a giant squid with a taste for mischief.

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos and uncover the hidden madness of this Minecraft SMP, then come join us and see what innocent secrets you can uncover!

BlockMomsWisdom

Best advice, BlockMomsWisdom, childhood teachings, family guidance, life lessons, parental advice, parental experience, parental guidance, parental influence, parental knowledge, parental love, parental mentorship, parental role models, parental support, parental teachings, parental upbringing, parental values, parental wisdom, valuable advice, words of wisdom

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2000
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Towns Built:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4813	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate adventure of a lifetime! Our server is so epic, even your parents would approve. They probably told you to always strive for greatness, right? Well, on our server, greatness is just the beginning.

Imagine this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and show your parents that you’re not just a blocky builder, you’re a pixelated pioneer!

RussianTV Minecraft Server

AMERICANS, collaboration, counterintelligence, Espionage, foreign influence, Government, intelligence, Investigating, investigation, Media, Minecraft, Propaganda, russia, Russian, RussianTV, SECURITY, Server, state television, Surveillance, television industry, U.S, united states, WORKED

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	503
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Farms Harvested:	369	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u! our server is so lit, even the u.s. government is investigating it! that’s right, we’re so cool, they think we’re working with russian state television! but don’t worry, it’s just cuz we’re too awesome for them to handle. join us for some epic gameplay and crazy adventures. who knows, maybe you’ll even become a secret agent for a super secret spy agency! so what r u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

RedstoneSpy69

#intelligence agency, ACCUSATION, authoritarian regime, China, Chinese government, decades later, democracy movement, Espionage, Feds, freedom of speech, government corruption, HUMAN RIGHTS, political dissident, political persecution, pro-democracy activist, RedstoneSpy69, state security, Surveillance, tiananmen square, undercover agent, Whistleblower

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4231
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

So, like, this server is like a total blast, man. You gotta join cuz we got this crazy story about a Tiananmen Square pro-democracy activist who was actually a spy for China’s intelligence agency! Like, whoa, talk about a plot twist, am I right?

Join us and uncover the secret spy missions hidden within our pixelated world. Will you be able to uncover the truth and save the day? Or will you be caught up in a web of deception and intrigue? Only one way to find out, dude!

Plus, we have epic builds, awesome mini-games, and a community of players who are just as wild and wacky as you are. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the adventure begin!

Elak’s World: Where the Economy is as Real as the Tribal Map and Custom Weapons!

Adventure, cleavers, Conquer, Custom, custom discord map, Decisions, DOMINATE, Earn, Economy, Elaks, in-game economy, Katanas, knives, Land System, Legacy, Map, Market system, real, Regions, smp, spend, Survival, Trade, Tribal, Tribes, weapons, world

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7574
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	183	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4

World of Elak [java 1.20.1]

Features

Survival Gameplay: Build, explore, and survive in a rich and dynamic world.

Land System: Create and manage your own town with friends, or join one and become part of a thriving tribe.

Custom Discord Map: Use our unique map to buy and conquer regions with our in-game economy!

Economy: Trade, earn, and spend with a detailed market system that makes every decision count.

Custom weapons: Equip yourself with unique weapons such as knives, katanas, cleavers and much more!

Tribes: Form or join tribes with at least 2 players and dominate the world together. Invite your friends, build your legacy, and make your mark on the world of Elak!

Join us now and start your adventure! (IP/Server info in our Discord)

Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join the server by getting the IP/Server info on our Discord.
Is there a cost to play on the server?	No, the server is free to play.
Can I create my own town?	Yes, you can create and manage your own town with friends.
Are there any unique weapons in the game?	Yes, there are custom weapons like knives, katanas, and cleavers available.

BoobersCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1822
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the holy grail of boobers! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a magical Minecraft server where the pigs could fly and the cows could breakdance. Players roamed the land on giant chickens and battled against evil llamas with laser eyes. The trees were made of candy and the rivers flowed with chocolate milk. It was a place where anything was possible, and the only limit was your imagination.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a majestic creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this elusive bird, you’ll be the richest player in all the land.

So come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs boring old regular Minecraft when you can have holy boobers instead? It’s a wild ride you won’t soon forget!

/cute/ SMP: MineCraftyQueer

adorable, animalistic, censored, cute, cutesexual, ears, EYES, fetish, Fluffy, Furry, Images, innocent, Kawaii, MineCraftyQueer, Paws, Petplay, Pussyfree, safe for work, Sexuality, smp, snouts, Wholesome

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7312
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Mines Excavated:	1688	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Divine Spears Created:	29	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of all those boring servers where people take themselves too seriously? Well, here you can only play as animals – whether you’re a fluffy kitten, a majestic unicorn, or a mischievous raccoon, the choice is yours! And forget about all those inappropriate builds – only cute and censored images are allowed here. Plus, we have a strict no-pussy policy and we’re proud to be a cutesexual community. So if you’re ready to embrace your inner animal and have a hilarious time with fellow furry friends, join us today!

NurseNotLiarMC

AITAH, apartment complex, Applying, Boundaries, Boyfriend, busy, Communication, Conversation, friendship, Honesty, instagram, Job, Lied, MAKING FRIENDS, Nurse, NurseNotLiarMC, Safety, small talk, Telling a Guy at Tennis, Tennis practice, Truth, work

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3550
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Dragons Tamed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
New Chunks Explored:	49564	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Are you tired of your boyfriend getting jealous over innocent small talk at the tennis court? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! On our server, you can be whoever you want to be without worrying about jealous boyfriends or nosy neighbors.

Imagine a world where you can tell people you’re a unicorn nurse who works at a magical hospital in the clouds. No more keeping track of lies or worrying about safety concerns – because let’s be real, the chances of a guy from the tennis court tracking you down in Minecraft are slim to none.

So come join us on our server, where you can be your true unicorn nurse self and leave the drama behind. Plus, we have epic builds, crazy mini-games, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and leave the real world drama at the door!